McFlyer
@elmcflyer.bsky.social
Nashville native/Music City adjacent
Generally a dirtbag
Consumer of candy corn
Opinions subject to change
Generally a dirtbag
Consumer of candy corn
Opinions subject to change
Chode House
the chodefather
star chodes episode iv—a new chode
January 11, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Chode House
Gravity. Always keeping me down.
January 11, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Gravity. Always keeping me down.
If I order a Guinness and you bring me a Guinness from the tap in about 15 seconds…I hate you and hope you get butt scabies.
January 10, 2026 at 8:15 PM
If I order a Guinness and you bring me a Guinness from the tap in about 15 seconds…I hate you and hope you get butt scabies.
I’d like to bone a woman named Olga someday. The sexiest name.
January 10, 2026 at 3:21 PM
I’d like to bone a woman named Olga someday. The sexiest name.
Somewhere, some guy who doesn’t understand genie magic has been transformed into a speculum.
January 8, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Somewhere, some guy who doesn’t understand genie magic has been transformed into a speculum.
I’m doing rye January, even though I prefer beer and wine.
I’m a joiner.
I’m a joiner.
January 4, 2026 at 6:36 PM
I’m doing rye January, even though I prefer beer and wine.
I’m a joiner.
I’m a joiner.
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Sorry I didn't like your post with thousands of other likes. I figured they spoke for all of us.
January 3, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Sorry I didn't like your post with thousands of other likes. I figured they spoke for all of us.
Do kids still get crunk?
I’m considering some crunk time.
I’m considering some crunk time.
January 3, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Do kids still get crunk?
I’m considering some crunk time.
I’m considering some crunk time.
I just imagine Dewayne “The Rock” Johnson crying in the kitchen alone as he prepares a meal, post-covid.
January 2, 2026 at 3:44 AM
I just imagine Dewayne “The Rock” Johnson crying in the kitchen alone as he prepares a meal, post-covid.
What would you name the smell of these band uniforms in week 15 of the college football season if it were a candle?
Rancid Frito?
Rancid Frito?
January 2, 2026 at 3:32 AM
What would you name the smell of these band uniforms in week 15 of the college football season if it were a candle?
Rancid Frito?
Rancid Frito?
January 2, 2026 at 12:13 AM
So excited for Yan’s New Year’s Wokkin’ Eve.
December 31, 2025 at 5:01 PM
So excited for Yan’s New Year’s Wokkin’ Eve.
Disney never released their darkest sequel, 99 Dalmatians.
December 30, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Disney never released their darkest sequel, 99 Dalmatians.
My New Year resolution is to get the confidence to walk around shirtless.
Gaining confidence seems much easier than getting abs. What is it, like 3 beers?
Gaining confidence seems much easier than getting abs. What is it, like 3 beers?
December 29, 2025 at 3:13 PM
My New Year resolution is to get the confidence to walk around shirtless.
Gaining confidence seems much easier than getting abs. What is it, like 3 beers?
Gaining confidence seems much easier than getting abs. What is it, like 3 beers?
I’ve lived here my entire life, I’m not the person you come to for advice about touring Nashville. Case in point, I just saw a guy walking down the Greenway with a guitar on his back at 7 AM. What gig is he going to or coming from? I don’t know.
December 28, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I’ve lived here my entire life, I’m not the person you come to for advice about touring Nashville. Case in point, I just saw a guy walking down the Greenway with a guitar on his back at 7 AM. What gig is he going to or coming from? I don’t know.
The Lawn Skis given away as consolation prizes on Tic Tac Dough looked fun as hell when I was a kid. Forty years later, I never see them…so probably deadlier than intended.
December 28, 2025 at 5:19 AM
The Lawn Skis given away as consolation prizes on Tic Tac Dough looked fun as hell when I was a kid. Forty years later, I never see them…so probably deadlier than intended.
Someday I’ll find the woman who deserves to hear me singing the Michael McDonald parts of Kenny Loggins songs while I’m cleaning house on a Saturday night.
December 28, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Someday I’ll find the woman who deserves to hear me singing the Michael McDonald parts of Kenny Loggins songs while I’m cleaning house on a Saturday night.
Imagine getting a kazoo lodged in your throat and permanently trying to communicate through song like Bumblebee.
December 27, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Imagine getting a kazoo lodged in your throat and permanently trying to communicate through song like Bumblebee.
Seems like every product has a Stranger Things tie-in.
Waiting for Vecna to pitch Viagra.
Waiting for Vecna to pitch Viagra.
December 27, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Seems like every product has a Stranger Things tie-in.
Waiting for Vecna to pitch Viagra.
Waiting for Vecna to pitch Viagra.
Am I just now hearing only middle Tennessee kids experienced the joy of Jelly Bean Junction?
You learn something new every day.
You learn something new every day.
December 27, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Am I just now hearing only middle Tennessee kids experienced the joy of Jelly Bean Junction?
You learn something new every day.
You learn something new every day.
I remain convinced Mary Bailey’s wish was that none of George’s wishes would come true.
December 25, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I remain convinced Mary Bailey’s wish was that none of George’s wishes would come true.
Every time somebody cancels a meeting, my bulge gets tighter.
I really love a cancellation.
I really love a cancellation.
December 22, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Every time somebody cancels a meeting, my bulge gets tighter.
I really love a cancellation.
I really love a cancellation.
Looking at the lyrics to “She’s Like the Wind” tattooed on my hairless chest since 1988.
Still no regrets.
Still no regrets.
December 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Looking at the lyrics to “She’s Like the Wind” tattooed on my hairless chest since 1988.
Still no regrets.
Still no regrets.
When I drink an inappropriate drink from a coffee mug, such as water or Coke Zero…I feel like a cowboy riding solo on the dusty plains.
December 18, 2025 at 7:36 PM
When I drink an inappropriate drink from a coffee mug, such as water or Coke Zero…I feel like a cowboy riding solo on the dusty plains.
When I see an NHLer whiff on a puck, I feel much better about my beer league skillz. With a z.
December 12, 2025 at 1:31 PM
When I see an NHLer whiff on a puck, I feel much better about my beer league skillz. With a z.