Bill Danse Macabre
@elmapper.bsky.social
The #1 fan of the man from Tennessee
Excellent driving, school bus driver
December 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Excellent driving, school bus driver
Ah hell yeah pimp
December 9, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Ah hell yeah pimp
Love that Instagram shows posts all out of order because I open the app and see this and wonder wtf happened
December 7, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Love that Instagram shows posts all out of order because I open the app and see this and wonder wtf happened
Got these flowers on clearance earlier in the summer and after nearly killing them with miracle grow and taking great care to make sure they were watered good, they’re doing the best they’ve done after two weeks of neglect and freezing temps
December 6, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Got these flowers on clearance earlier in the summer and after nearly killing them with miracle grow and taking great care to make sure they were watered good, they’re doing the best they’ve done after two weeks of neglect and freezing temps
Other good bits nearby
December 6, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Other good bits nearby
House nearby got a whole ass taxidermied polar bear outside
December 6, 2025 at 2:46 AM
House nearby got a whole ass taxidermied polar bear outside
Want to wear this
December 5, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Want to wear this
More like Donald Cuck amirite
December 5, 2025 at 1:06 AM
More like Donald Cuck amirite
Me when the blind man said “countenance” in the new Franklinstine movie
December 4, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Me when the blind man said “countenance” in the new Franklinstine movie
Some of their breffis offerings
December 4, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Some of their breffis offerings
You can get a single plate or order whole trays of their delicious slop
December 4, 2025 at 3:36 AM
You can get a single plate or order whole trays of their delicious slop
Now that’s an unfortunate surname
December 4, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Now that’s an unfortunate surname
Mom said “come on, we got the game on here” and this is how they’ve been watching games all year
November 29, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Mom said “come on, we got the game on here” and this is how they’ve been watching games all year
LOOK WHAT YOU DID YOU LITTLE JERKOFF
November 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
LOOK WHAT YOU DID YOU LITTLE JERKOFF
Finding lost treasure
November 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Finding lost treasure
Love too walk in woods
November 26, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Love too walk in woods
Good bathroom painting
November 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Good bathroom painting
This is a half-pan and even by their chart it wasn’t enough for 30 people. Asked the girl working if she was sure it shouldn’t be a full pan and a 1/3 pan and she just looked at me like I was stupid
November 24, 2025 at 1:43 AM
This is a half-pan and even by their chart it wasn’t enough for 30 people. Asked the girl working if she was sure it shouldn’t be a full pan and a 1/3 pan and she just looked at me like I was stupid
Mom sent me to pickup the dressing she ordered. Told the place she needed enough for 30 people. This is what they brought out
November 24, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Mom sent me to pickup the dressing she ordered. Told the place she needed enough for 30 people. This is what they brought out
The Grandmother’s Burden
November 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
The Grandmother’s Burden
Be sure to dethaw your turkey
November 23, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Be sure to dethaw your turkey
Well guess I’ll be going to Huntsville April 17-19 2026!
November 22, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Well guess I’ll be going to Huntsville April 17-19 2026!
I wanted some of these in middle school when they were at peak popularity but my dad said no because they were lesbian shoes
November 20, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I wanted some of these in middle school when they were at peak popularity but my dad said no because they were lesbian shoes