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@elliotcc.bsky.social
🤌 reformed philosopher, noam chompers reply guy, he/him 🤌
Tale as old as time
July 30, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I am just over here living the Good Life, i.e., painting little guys in ProCreate while watching Pop Culture Jeopardy in the background
July 11, 2025 at 12:03 AM
the mood this put me in
June 29, 2025 at 1:58 PM
The cure for depression is doing a little painting of your best bud
June 9, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Left: indirect communication (gynocentric)
Right: direct communication (phallocentric)

I understand you aren't used to it
June 6, 2025 at 4:23 PM
June 3, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Great minds think alike?
May 30, 2025 at 4:16 AM
May 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM
God I love Goodreads
April 17, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Canonically is this guy the worst person you know who made a great point *or* the guy who's heartbroken that the worst person they know made a great point?
March 11, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Outlook doing tenseless verbs in the wild, B-theorists hooting and hollering
March 10, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Sadly yes?
March 8, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Just looked up who else hosted Fear Factor to see who the next political thought leader is going to be and
March 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Hilary Putnam insists there can be mental features so hidden that they never manifest themselves in behaviour under any conditions, but this is meant to be a logical possibility only. Anyways, I think about this whenever I hear the idea that Musk is secretly a genius
January 18, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Men will spend all their free time drawing chihuahuas having bubble baths instead of going to therapy
January 17, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I started an Instagram account for my goofy digital pet paintings. So follow that if that seems like something you’d be into! Commissions extremely open! Perfect for birthdays, weddings, apologies, romantic gestures, etc.

instagram.com/elliotcarter_art
January 15, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Morale is improving tbh but the animal painting keeps happening, not sure what’s going on here
January 2, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Same energy tbh
December 31, 2024 at 4:58 PM
If you want to understand what Victoria BC is like I was in a print shop and this lady came in with four ferrets in a bag and just let them loose on the counter
December 21, 2024 at 7:41 PM
When you say slab but they stop slabbing
December 11, 2024 at 5:43 PM
I'm sorry is this the assassin??
December 7, 2024 at 11:36 PM
I hope the Brazilian person who hacked into my Spotify and listened to 600 hours of Brazilian dance music knows they made it into my Spotify Wrapped
December 5, 2024 at 5:44 PM
the animal paintings will continue until morale improves
November 30, 2024 at 1:33 AM
The animal paintings will continue until morale improves
November 22, 2024 at 2:19 AM
All right, be scientific, douchebag. Identify the... rules... design the happening... careful observation, measurements, that's what I'm trying to do, interpret the happening pattern, interpret...
November 19, 2024 at 11:58 PM