Ellen
@ellenm.bsky.social
Reader, knitter, nosy person about town, she/her 🏳️🌈
I can only say Malibu Barbie in the Addam’s Family Values monologue voice now
December 9, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I can only say Malibu Barbie in the Addam’s Family Values monologue voice now
If you’re spending long enough on the loo that you want a drink and scented candles, you really need more fibre in your diet
December 7, 2025 at 11:27 PM
If you’re spending long enough on the loo that you want a drink and scented candles, you really need more fibre in your diet
Disappointing that it has a legitimate cast but otherwise it’s going well so far
December 7, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Disappointing that it has a legitimate cast but otherwise it’s going well so far
I don’t remember this work thing???
December 7, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I don’t remember this work thing???
By “general arc” do you mean a fairly straight line near the top?
December 7, 2025 at 8:39 PM
By “general arc” do you mean a fairly straight line near the top?
She’s very much not one of my favourite pros
December 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
She’s very much not one of my favourite pros
The most chaotic outcome, obsessed
December 7, 2025 at 8:27 PM
The most chaotic outcome, obsessed
It’s terrible, @shehulking.bsky.social and I had an amazing time
December 7, 2025 at 8:25 PM
It’s terrible, @shehulking.bsky.social and I had an amazing time
I did think “well this is a nice belated birthday present”
December 7, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I did think “well this is a nice belated birthday present”
Even more funny when you know he doesn’t even like musicals and probably wasn’t even impressed
December 7, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Even more funny when you know he doesn’t even like musicals and probably wasn’t even impressed
I periodically use the in store mobility scooter and it takes all of the restraint I have not to just run over the fuckers standing in my way
December 7, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I periodically use the in store mobility scooter and it takes all of the restraint I have not to just run over the fuckers standing in my way
The department store where I had my first Saturday job had a pan pipes Christmas CD. They also had a pan pipes Beatles one the played the rest of the year
December 7, 2025 at 9:49 AM
The department store where I had my first Saturday job had a pan pipes Christmas CD. They also had a pan pipes Beatles one the played the rest of the year