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The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
We’ve decided today that some people aren’t even bothering to half arse it at work, so are referring to people as quarter arsing it instead
December 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
We’ve decided today that some people aren’t even bothering to half arse it at work, so are referring to people as quarter arsing it instead
There are many horrific things about this, but if you’re using red toilet paper how do you know if your period started unexpectedly?
December 7, 2025 at 10:55 PM
There are many horrific things about this, but if you’re using red toilet paper how do you know if your period started unexpectedly?
We’re past my birthday, so I’m going in on the terrible Christmas movies. Starting with A Merry Little Ex-Mas
December 7, 2025 at 9:07 PM
We’re past my birthday, so I’m going in on the terrible Christmas movies. Starting with A Merry Little Ex-Mas
I don’t know the lyrics of Chicago well enough to be offended by the changes, my sapphic heart is just enjoying the sexy dancers in sexy glorified underwear #Strictly
December 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I don’t know the lyrics of Chicago well enough to be offended by the changes, my sapphic heart is just enjoying the sexy dancers in sexy glorified underwear #Strictly
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Get a load of this. 😆
December 5, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Get a load of this. 😆
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did… did the dog write this recipe
December 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
did… did the dog write this recipe
Some socks are loners
They can’t live in pairs
On wash days they’ve shown us
They want to be loners
They puzzle their owners
They hide in dark lairs
Some socks are loners
They won’t live in pairs
Wendy Cope, The Sorrow of Socks
In my head every time I hang laundry
They can’t live in pairs
On wash days they’ve shown us
They want to be loners
They puzzle their owners
They hide in dark lairs
Some socks are loners
They won’t live in pairs
Wendy Cope, The Sorrow of Socks
In my head every time I hang laundry
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 6, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Some socks are loners
They can’t live in pairs
On wash days they’ve shown us
They want to be loners
They puzzle their owners
They hide in dark lairs
Some socks are loners
They won’t live in pairs
Wendy Cope, The Sorrow of Socks
In my head every time I hang laundry
They can’t live in pairs
On wash days they’ve shown us
They want to be loners
They puzzle their owners
They hide in dark lairs
Some socks are loners
They won’t live in pairs
Wendy Cope, The Sorrow of Socks
In my head every time I hang laundry
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return of the Jedi is not possible without the receipt of the Jedi
May 12, 2023 at 2:50 AM
return of the Jedi is not possible without the receipt of the Jedi
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There is more information about dismal perennial 80s holiday earworm Agadoo in this thread than, I would hazard, has ever been compiled in any one place before. For the simple reason that I doubt it has ever occurred to anyone else to bother.
December 5, 2025 at 10:28 PM
There is more information about dismal perennial 80s holiday earworm Agadoo in this thread than, I would hazard, has ever been compiled in any one place before. For the simple reason that I doubt it has ever occurred to anyone else to bother.