elle 🐱
@ellebae.bsky.social
she/her
neutral evil
survivor of 300mg spiro
your illiteracy is not my fault
neutral evil
survivor of 300mg spiro
your illiteracy is not my fault
To solve this problem, we must institute No Bear Left Behind, administering standardized tests to adolescent bear cubs to make sure they can independent read and solve logic based problems
November 25, 2025 at 6:50 PM
To solve this problem, we must institute No Bear Left Behind, administering standardized tests to adolescent bear cubs to make sure they can independent read and solve logic based problems
who do you trust? The greater scientific and medical community, or an old guy Olivia Nuzzi is down bad for ☹️
November 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
who do you trust? The greater scientific and medical community, or an old guy Olivia Nuzzi is down bad for ☹️
defending Korea by splitting it in half, taking your half to the UN before Koreans could independently form a democratic government, and having a legacy where every second Korean president is impeached or assassinated like earnestly and seriously gfy and your "democracy building project"
November 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
defending Korea by splitting it in half, taking your half to the UN before Koreans could independently form a democratic government, and having a legacy where every second Korean president is impeached or assassinated like earnestly and seriously gfy and your "democracy building project"
Chinese green beans >>>>>> Midwest green beans
November 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Chinese green beans >>>>>> Midwest green beans
oh no! hope things go better for you.
I guess I will take my current t break a bit more seriously 😔
I guess I will take my current t break a bit more seriously 😔
November 23, 2025 at 10:52 PM
oh no! hope things go better for you.
I guess I will take my current t break a bit more seriously 😔
I guess I will take my current t break a bit more seriously 😔
If I said that my business used 3% child labor I would be rightfully crucified. Why is 3% fine here?
November 23, 2025 at 9:02 PM
If I said that my business used 3% child labor I would be rightfully crucified. Why is 3% fine here?
[current / most recent republican president] IS THE WORST EVER WHILE [republican president 1-2 decades ago] WILL NEVER BE AS BAD
there I've made you a template. Go to the George W Bush Presidential Center, you're already doing their PR job so may as well get paid.
there I've made you a template. Go to the George W Bush Presidential Center, you're already doing their PR job so may as well get paid.
November 21, 2025 at 7:58 PM
[current / most recent republican president] IS THE WORST EVER WHILE [republican president 1-2 decades ago] WILL NEVER BE AS BAD
there I've made you a template. Go to the George W Bush Presidential Center, you're already doing their PR job so may as well get paid.
there I've made you a template. Go to the George W Bush Presidential Center, you're already doing their PR job so may as well get paid.
fuck you I won't do what you tell me
November 21, 2025 at 6:45 PM
fuck you I won't do what you tell me
socialist but anticommunist, Ursula von den Leyen is in the next aisle
November 21, 2025 at 6:19 PM
socialist but anticommunist, Ursula von den Leyen is in the next aisle
me neither, which is why I'm a bit reserved with my opinions. I do draw the line at the notion of disability being "cured" when it's closer to a functioning aid/accomodation, while the abled parents are elated at the "cure".
November 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
me neither, which is why I'm a bit reserved with my opinions. I do draw the line at the notion of disability being "cured" when it's closer to a functioning aid/accomodation, while the abled parents are elated at the "cure".
It's less so the choice but more so the view that their kid is cured. There's a lot of factors involved so I'll leave it at that.
November 20, 2025 at 10:31 PM
It's less so the choice but more so the view that their kid is cured. There's a lot of factors involved so I'll leave it at that.
Deaf parallels this from what little I know, though it's not my space to say. I do make sure to groan at my sister when she shows me "wholesome" tiktoks of infants getting cochlears while the parents think their kiddo is "cured"
November 20, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Deaf parallels this from what little I know, though it's not my space to say. I do make sure to groan at my sister when she shows me "wholesome" tiktoks of infants getting cochlears while the parents think their kiddo is "cured"
is this "American folk religion" + "judeochristian" mashed together?
November 20, 2025 at 7:50 PM
is this "American folk religion" + "judeochristian" mashed together?
Honestly it's such a waste of the Midwest to turn them into corn/soy production farms. Makes me sad.
November 20, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Honestly it's such a waste of the Midwest to turn them into corn/soy production farms. Makes me sad.
personally it feels less of a question of "if" but rather "when" the bubble pop moment will be. Each time I think it should have happened, some bs revenue deal happens and nvidia goes even higher
November 20, 2025 at 6:22 PM
personally it feels less of a question of "if" but rather "when" the bubble pop moment will be. Each time I think it should have happened, some bs revenue deal happens and nvidia goes even higher
Is this how you win arguments? Make vague claims and when people ask you to elaborate or source you tell them to use Google? like ok hey google what does this bsky user mean with this lmao be for fucking real
November 20, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Is this how you win arguments? Make vague claims and when people ask you to elaborate or source you tell them to use Google? like ok hey google what does this bsky user mean with this lmao be for fucking real
beautiful pinks! I don't really have any advice lol, paint somehow magically changes color when it's on a wall during sunset hours
November 20, 2025 at 3:07 AM
beautiful pinks! I don't really have any advice lol, paint somehow magically changes color when it's on a wall during sunset hours
I LOVE E-BIKES I LOVE GOING TO THE FARMERS MARKET AND NOT WORRYING ABOUT PARKING I LOVE ALMOST DYING BY VEHICULAR MANSLAUGHTER 😌🥳
November 20, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I LOVE E-BIKES I LOVE GOING TO THE FARMERS MARKET AND NOT WORRYING ABOUT PARKING I LOVE ALMOST DYING BY VEHICULAR MANSLAUGHTER 😌🥳
but you want just the ones Noah Smith fetishizes on a tier list (European whites and rich asians)
November 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
but you want just the ones Noah Smith fetishizes on a tier list (European whites and rich asians)
ITS A CUP OF BULLSHIT (I think it's a peppermint mocha frappe without the coffee syrup)
November 18, 2025 at 7:40 PM
ITS A CUP OF BULLSHIT (I think it's a peppermint mocha frappe without the coffee syrup)