NEWS:Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, caring daughter, said when interviewed “moi enjoyed moi’s promenade ce matin. Nous went further than normale mais moi was worried that moi was putting mes parents at risque as it was très busy. Moi wouldn’t want anything to happen to them particulièrement avant Noël.”
December 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
NEWS:Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, caring daughter, said when interviewed “moi enjoyed moi’s promenade ce matin. Nous went further than normale mais moi was worried that moi was putting mes parents at risque as it was très busy. Moi wouldn’t want anything to happen to them particulièrement avant Noël.”
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, happy girl with a better informed reporter, said when interviewed, “moi’s journaliste was très proper chuffed to learn this aujourd'hui aussi, apparemment typing ‘NEWS: Miss S etc’ can be un peu tricky sur le portable.”
December 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, happy girl with a better informed reporter, said when interviewed, “moi’s journaliste was très proper chuffed to learn this aujourd'hui aussi, apparemment typing ‘NEWS: Miss S etc’ can be un peu tricky sur le portable.”
NEWS:Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, philosopher (stage one), said when interviewed “moi enjoyed moi’s promenade, mais moi was thinking about having un grand petit-dejeuner.Is that possible? Anyway, moi thinks les œufs au bacon is très proper tasty avec ma kibble. Mes parents don’t eat kibble, pourquoi?”
December 21, 2025 at 7:51 PM
NEWS:Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, philosopher (stage one), said when interviewed “moi enjoyed moi’s promenade, mais moi was thinking about having un grand petit-dejeuner.Is that possible? Anyway, moi thinks les œufs au bacon is très proper tasty avec ma kibble. Mes parents don’t eat kibble, pourquoi?”
Yep, I think Sophie reluctantly agrees with you, I will talk to her.
December 20, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Yep, I think Sophie reluctantly agrees with you, I will talk to her.
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, thinker, said when interviewed “moi was not really supervising, moi was doing les thinky thinkers. If ma mère says ‘non’ to moi, et mon père says ‘oui’ (to une question un peu différent), moi does get to do le decidey decidey, doesn’t moi?”
December 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, thinker, said when interviewed “moi was not really supervising, moi was doing les thinky thinkers. If ma mère says ‘non’ to moi, et mon père says ‘oui’ (to une question un peu différent), moi does get to do le decidey decidey, doesn’t moi?”
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, happy girl, said when interviewed “moi was delighted when ma mère returned from Portugal. Moi was un peu worried that she might go to la Madère pour some soleil d'hiver. Moi saw that on la télé. It looked lush. Moi is très pleased nous can watch ‘Strictly’ ensemble.”
December 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, happy girl, said when interviewed “moi was delighted when ma mère returned from Portugal. Moi was un peu worried that she might go to la Madère pour some soleil d'hiver. Moi saw that on la télé. It looked lush. Moi is très pleased nous can watch ‘Strictly’ ensemble.”
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, daughter of an academic who goes to conferences, said when interviewed “moi decided not to go to Portugal, mais moi does adore les pastéis de nata. They are trés proper yummy yummy. Moi hopes ma mère will remember that et that moi is her favourite enfant.”
December 19, 2025 at 8:15 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, daughter of an academic who goes to conferences, said when interviewed “moi decided not to go to Portugal, mais moi does adore les pastéis de nata. They are trés proper yummy yummy. Moi hopes ma mère will remember that et that moi is her favourite enfant.”
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, deep thinker, said when interviewed “moi doesn’t mind promenading in le dark. Moi was thinking about moi’s cadeaux de Noël. Moi hopes moi gets deux chats which moi can love et nurture pour around vingt minutes. Moi would aussi like une autre copie of Le Gruffalo.”
December 19, 2025 at 5:16 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, deep thinker, said when interviewed “moi doesn’t mind promenading in le dark. Moi was thinking about moi’s cadeaux de Noël. Moi hopes moi gets deux chats which moi can love et nurture pour around vingt minutes. Moi would aussi like une autre copie of Le Gruffalo.”
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, early morning walker, said when interviewed “moi could see et smell un chat. Moi thinks that maintenant moi is une grande fille moi should be on la longue lead or sans lead, moi is not un bébé. Moi will talk to mes parents about this.”
December 18, 2025 at 5:52 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, early morning walker, said when interviewed “moi could see et smell un chat. Moi thinks that maintenant moi is une grande fille moi should be on la longue lead or sans lead, moi is not un bébé. Moi will talk to mes parents about this.”
Thank you Rory. I am delighted that you, Diane and Sophie enjoy my posts. I really enjoy writing them although I sometimes find myself writing in Sophiespeak when I should be writing in Elspeak!
December 18, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Thank you Rory. I am delighted that you, Diane and Sophie enjoy my posts. I really enjoy writing them although I sometimes find myself writing in Sophiespeak when I should be writing in Elspeak!
Thank you Linda, it has taken a while, but she does trust me. She values quality truthful journalism.
December 17, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Thank you Linda, it has taken a while, but she does trust me. She values quality truthful journalism.
Thanks very much Wendy. I am glad you enjoyed it.
December 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Thanks very much Wendy. I am glad you enjoyed it.
Thanks Rachel. It was fun to write.
December 17, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Thanks Rachel. It was fun to write.
Thank you very much Guy.
December 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Thank you very much Guy.
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, cherished dog, said when interviewed “aujourd’hui is l'anniversaire of meeting mes parents. Moi was très scaredy scaredy. Moi’s Anglais wasn’t as fluent as it is maintenant et moi had come from far away. Moi is très pleased moi did, moi loves mes parents beaucoup.”
December 17, 2025 at 4:54 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, cherished dog, said when interviewed “aujourd’hui is l'anniversaire of meeting mes parents. Moi was très scaredy scaredy. Moi’s Anglais wasn’t as fluent as it is maintenant et moi had come from far away. Moi is très pleased moi did, moi loves mes parents beaucoup.”
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, Most Famous Calendar Girl of All Time (more famous than Pamela Anderson), said when interviewed “moi thinks this is une opportunité unique to get moi’s calendrier, it is un classique. Moi looks like une jeune Brigitte Bardot in la photo pour mai.”
December 16, 2025 at 9:10 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, Most Famous Calendar Girl of All Time (more famous than Pamela Anderson), said when interviewed “moi thinks this is une opportunité unique to get moi’s calendrier, it is un classique. Moi looks like une jeune Brigitte Bardot in la photo pour mai.”
No problem BlackBart always pleased to write something that people enjoy.
December 16, 2025 at 7:31 PM
No problem BlackBart always pleased to write something that people enjoy.
NEWS:Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, most famous dog, said when interviewed “sometimes mon père et moi go for une promenade stealthy stealthy to avoid les paparazzi. Ce matin nous didn’t see any of them (it was trop early they were still doing sleepy bobos) mais nous did see une fan which was très nice.”
December 16, 2025 at 2:57 PM
NEWS:Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, most famous dog, said when interviewed “sometimes mon père et moi go for une promenade stealthy stealthy to avoid les paparazzi. Ce matin nous didn’t see any of them (it was trop early they were still doing sleepy bobos) mais nous did see une fan which was très nice.”
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, park walker, said when interviewed “moi loves ma nièce et mon neveu, mais moi is not keen on autre petit people. They do les squawky squawkies et les squealy squealies. Moi was courageuse though et went to reassure mon père plusieurs fois. It made him feel mieux.”
December 15, 2025 at 6:03 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, park walker, said when interviewed “moi loves ma nièce et mon neveu, mais moi is not keen on autre petit people. They do les squawky squawkies et les squealy squealies. Moi was courageuse though et went to reassure mon père plusieurs fois. It made him feel mieux.”
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, most excellent Calendar Girl, said when interviewed “moi’s calendrier is très beau. Moi is simplement superbe. Le calendrier is très exclusif. Vous needs to be quicky quicky, vous has time right maintenant as Strictly is fini.”
December 14, 2025 at 9:29 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, most excellent Calendar Girl, said when interviewed “moi’s calendrier is très beau. Moi is simplement superbe. Le calendrier is très exclusif. Vous needs to be quicky quicky, vous has time right maintenant as Strictly is fini.”
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, renowned celebrity of Ealing, said when interviewed “moi was la plus importante guest at la soirée de la rue et moi enjoyed it beaucoup. Moi aussi thinks this photo of mes parents et moi is très spéciale et could be sur une carte de Noël, it is très festif.”
December 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, renowned celebrity of Ealing, said when interviewed “moi was la plus importante guest at la soirée de la rue et moi enjoyed it beaucoup. Moi aussi thinks this photo of mes parents et moi is très spéciale et could be sur une carte de Noël, it is très festif.”
Thank you so much. I really appreciate it. I am glad I can make your day better even in a tiny tiny way.
December 12, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Thank you so much. I really appreciate it. I am glad I can make your day better even in a tiny tiny way.