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El
@ell17.bsky.social
Australian. Proud South Londoner.
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, caring daughter, said when interviewed “mon père was super triste about le foot, moi said it was only un jeu, et he said it might be le temps pour moi to go sleepy bobos. Ma mère did le laughy laughy et gave moi du fromage, mon père aussi gave moi du fromage.”
December 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, BBC News watcher, said when interviewed “moi thinks l’homme d’orange is doing un très proper splatty splatty sur la BBC because what he posted about Michele et Rob Reiner was très proper sans grace ou l'humanité. Moi thinks he wants to do le distracty distracty.”
December 15, 2025 at 9:42 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, fan of science, said when interviewed “moi thinks le gouvernement australien is doing something très interesting. It will not be parfait mais les scientifiques du monde entier can do le testy testy et it will get mieux. Moi is une grande fille, moi can do le posty.”
December 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 3:34 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, BBC News watcher, said when interviewed “moi is fed up with le news talking about Lando Calrissian going super rapide dans une voiture. He went super rapide in le Millennium Falcon. What about le cricket?”
December 7, 2025 at 6:32 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, watcher of the World Cup Draw live, said when interviewed “moi likes beaucoup de fromage, mais this is trop fromagey fromagey. Moi might need un petit vom.”
December 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, daughter of evidenced based decision makers, said when interviewed “that RFK Jr bloke should stop doing le listening to les jobs de noix et listen to les scientifiques. Moi thinks that his cerveau is trop petit. Moi is très pleased to have tout moi’s jabbie jabbies.”
December 3, 2025 at 10:07 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, watcher of BBC News, said when interviewed “moi doesn’t think doing les bomby bombies sur les bateaux dans les Caraïbes is une bonne idée. If les hommes are baddy baddies un court should do le decidey decidey, they shouldn’t be splatty splatty ou drowny drowny.”
December 2, 2025 at 8:16 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, daughter of an intellectual, said when interviewed “ma mère wants moi to be une intellectualiste et not juste starter level. Mais she really wants moi to go sleepy bobos. Ma mère has un train to catchy catchy super early. Moi juste thinks moi should do une licky.”
November 30, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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What do you get when you mix the best selling single of the king of pop with the lately departed queen of MAGA?

This is what we get: a parody of Billie Jean about #mtg #maga #marjorietaylorgreene 🎶🕺

youtu.be/Xr0_HN9KNCs
"MTG Has Broken Cover" - Marsh Family parody of "Billie Jean" by MJ about Marjorie Taylor Greene
YouTube video by Marsh Family
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November 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Here are my top 10 dogs carrying big sticks!
November 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I am sad about the death of Jimmy Cliff. I saw him in the 90s in Brisbane on my first date with my now ex husband. I think ‘many rivers to cross’ is a classic, raw and soulful. It is one of my favourite songs.
November 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Do me a favor and forward this post.This needs to get out to everyone. We need to be unified.
Congress, pay attention. We the People decide where our money goes — not the President. And we are demanding full support for Ukraine, with everything they need to win. Trump does not hold the power of the purse. The American people do. Act accordingly.
November 22, 2025 at 3:29 AM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, football watcher, said when interviewed “moi thinks les danois played un bon game. Moi likes beaucoup jouer avec des Lego. Moi is pleased that l'équipe écossaise did le winny winny.”
November 18, 2025 at 10:27 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, Strictly Watcher, said when interviewed, “moi is très proper triste, super super triste, moi vraiment liked Vicky dès le début, elle seemed super authentique. Moi did always do le votey votey pour Vicky et Kai. Moi needs du fromage, une saucisse et un huggy huggy.”
November 16, 2025 at 8:21 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, fan of the BBC, said when interviewed “moi is très proper pleased that les avocats have said enfonce-le dans ton rectum.”
November 13, 2025 at 9:13 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, avid BBC News watcher, said when interviewed “moi doesn’t like all this flaying flaying. Moi accepts there was une erreur made by Panorama. Moi is pas sûr that l’homme d’orange can spell BBC. La BBC should stop looking at its bouton de belly et look at le monde.”
November 9, 2025 at 9:59 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, avid BBC News watcher, said when interviewed “moi can do le looky looky up of le numéro de téléphone de Pickfords if that is très helpful.”
October 30, 2025 at 8:21 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, cricket lover, said when interviewed, “moi is super devastated that Ben Austin, un adolescent, has died. Moi thinks nous need better headwear. Moi can’t imagine how ses parents feel.”
October 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, avid BBC News watcher, said when interviewed “moi wishes le peuple jamaïcain et les animaux, including, grudgingly, les chats bonne chance.”
October 28, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Exactly ONE YEAR AGO TODAY (just before the presidential election) we created "Bohemian Trumpsody" ... so now people can play #Project25 bingo with what was in the parody vs what has transpired in the USA in the 365 days since ...

youtu.be/YY_8WzcHqMQ
"Bohemian Trumpsody" - Marsh Family adaptation of "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen about Donald J. Trump
YouTube video by Marsh Family
youtu.be
October 28, 2025 at 5:02 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, Strictly Watcher, said when interviewed “Claudia is une silly billy, she is wearing her robe de Wednesday Addams. That is pour la semaine prochaine! Clauds is going to need une nouvelle robe. Le Département des Costumes is going to be très busy busy moi thinks!”
October 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, football watcher, said when interviewed, “mon père is so proper chuffed moi thinks moi will be allowed to chase les lapins et les chats.”
October 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, avid watcher of BBC News, said when interviewed “moi thinks Monsieur Bouche d'une Grenouille is un très duplicitous traitre. Moi believes he juste wants baddy baddy things to happen. Moi thinks les gens should do le wakey wakey.”
October 24, 2025 at 8:09 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, admirer of historic architecture, said when interviewed “mes parents et moi decided that nous didn’t need une salle de bal et wouldn’t do any vandalisy at chez nous though nous did do le fixy fixy on le jardin. L’homme d’orange is un vandal.”
October 21, 2025 at 8:55 PM