Eli
@elizle.bsky.social
The Dankest IT Wizard. Goblin who understands computers better than other humans. Music is good. Gardening is fun. No one is free until everyone is free.
I put the brake caliper back on my Land Cruiser yesterday and thought, I'll bleed the brakes tomorrow if it's warmer. Then I looked at the weather... I powered through and took it on a test drive down the cul-de-sac and back. It's so much colder today. 🥶
January 18, 2026 at 3:39 PM
I put the brake caliper back on my Land Cruiser yesterday and thought, I'll bleed the brakes tomorrow if it's warmer. Then I looked at the weather... I powered through and took it on a test drive down the cul-de-sac and back. It's so much colder today. 🥶
I bought 4 12TB drives back when they were $89 each (refurbished). Bought an HBA for them a few months ago. Decided to get a bigger case for my home theater PC and put it in that instead of doing a separate server. Got everything installed and the zfs goes offline.
January 17, 2026 at 12:49 AM
I bought 4 12TB drives back when they were $89 each (refurbished). Bought an HBA for them a few months ago. Decided to get a bigger case for my home theater PC and put it in that instead of doing a separate server. Got everything installed and the zfs goes offline.
Instead of using AI to generate pornography, you should be using it to scam rich people and give that money to a real person on Tryst. Having AI make porn is like asking a virgin what sex feels like.
January 16, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Instead of using AI to generate pornography, you should be using it to scam rich people and give that money to a real person on Tryst. Having AI make porn is like asking a virgin what sex feels like.
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I am learning about cars by working on them. I learned that the tire shop is the best place to mount tires because fuck that noise. Underpaid and overworked. I salute the real hero's (fuck cops).
January 16, 2026 at 1:20 AM
I am learning about cars by working on them. I learned that the tire shop is the best place to mount tires because fuck that noise. Underpaid and overworked. I salute the real hero's (fuck cops).
Degoogling should include removing any "Material You" designed apps. I don't want every icon to look the same. What dumbass came up with that idea?
January 15, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Degoogling should include removing any "Material You" designed apps. I don't want every icon to look the same. What dumbass came up with that idea?
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I have a habit of unplugging every drive but the one I'm installing an OS to. I've seen things get fucky in Windows and Linux where it formats the wrong partition. My computer has never been put back together since my Threadripper build died. Anyway, I need to plug my music collection back in.
January 15, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I have a habit of unplugging every drive but the one I'm installing an OS to. I've seen things get fucky in Windows and Linux where it formats the wrong partition. My computer has never been put back together since my Threadripper build died. Anyway, I need to plug my music collection back in.
I grew up 2 hours outside of the metalcore capitol of the world (Ohio). I was very fortunate for the permanent hearing damage I received at The Emerson Theater.
January 13, 2026 at 12:54 AM
I grew up 2 hours outside of the metalcore capitol of the world (Ohio). I was very fortunate for the permanent hearing damage I received at The Emerson Theater.
They forgot that I'm him.
January 13, 2026 at 12:49 AM
They forgot that I'm him.
I really liked Pokémon card game for phone, but I don't have self control and Land Cruiser parts are expensive.
January 13, 2026 at 12:49 AM
I really liked Pokémon card game for phone, but I don't have self control and Land Cruiser parts are expensive.
I need to download some crabcore.
January 13, 2026 at 12:45 AM
I need to download some crabcore.
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costco should be allowed to sell weed. i want the Kirkland Select Kush. a 300-count fish oil pill sized bottle of 5mg gummies would fix this country
January 12, 2026 at 10:58 PM
costco should be allowed to sell weed. i want the Kirkland Select Kush. a 300-count fish oil pill sized bottle of 5mg gummies would fix this country
At least Ih8mud is nice enough to tell you where you need to be looking in the manual.
January 13, 2026 at 12:01 AM
At least Ih8mud is nice enough to tell you where you need to be looking in the manual.
AI blows, but so does going into a forum and getting told to fuck off because I'm too burnt out to read a manual.
January 13, 2026 at 12:00 AM
AI blows, but so does going into a forum and getting told to fuck off because I'm too burnt out to read a manual.
Are those gunshots or do people keep hitting the same potholes?
January 11, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Are those gunshots or do people keep hitting the same potholes?
Downloading 192KHz FLACs to downsample to 48KHz Bluetooth headphones.
January 11, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Downloading 192KHz FLACs to downsample to 48KHz Bluetooth headphones.
Actually, this house is an autonomous zone. No gods, no masters, no HOAs.
January 11, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Actually, this house is an autonomous zone. No gods, no masters, no HOAs.
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I saw a blue heron in December. In Indianapolis.
January 8, 2026 at 1:05 AM
I saw a blue heron in December. In Indianapolis.
The trees didn't sequester any carbon last year but it's nice hiking weather for a January.
January 8, 2026 at 1:04 AM
The trees didn't sequester any carbon last year but it's nice hiking weather for a January.
There is a company that makes engineering software called "CEI" and I can't take them serious with that name.
January 7, 2026 at 5:23 PM
There is a company that makes engineering software called "CEI" and I can't take them serious with that name.
I'm trying to minimize the data/money I'm giving to War Criminals™ so I have been aquiring FLAC files instead of streaming. Knocked Loose FLACs are crispy.
January 7, 2026 at 12:25 AM
I'm trying to minimize the data/money I'm giving to War Criminals™ so I have been aquiring FLAC files instead of streaming. Knocked Loose FLACs are crispy.
Why do people use that filter that makes everything look under-exposed and shitty?
January 5, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Why do people use that filter that makes everything look under-exposed and shitty?
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go fuck yourself or jack off or eat kfc or whatever it is you do
January 3, 2026 at 2:57 AM
go fuck yourself or jack off or eat kfc or whatever it is you do