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Your friendly neighborhood Eli
@elithek.bsky.social
Born & raised in the U.S. Moved to Ireland in 2024 (permanently if I'm lucky). The world is better when we let people be who they are & don't crap on their joy.

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The Cabbage, Kale, and Other Greens... I love The Cowsills!
November 15, 2025 at 11:15 AM
It's like Rule 34, but for someone being that guy (that guy, of course, being named Actual Lee).
November 15, 2025 at 11:11 AM
But Erin... the accounting. Won't *someone* think of the accounting?
November 15, 2025 at 11:10 AM
to the first Bubba you thought of & running with that idea as if it was the only possibility is not a good practice. There aren't serious repercussions in this instance, but assuming the first thought you have is correct without further evaluation is *very* often a dumb & damaging thing to do. (2/2)
November 15, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Weeo? More like Treeo, amirite?
November 15, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Come again?
November 15, 2025 at 10:32 AM
People saw the name Bubba and assumed it was Bill. It wasn't. Nobody will learn the lesson.
November 15, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Have you ever said anything more serious than "Tom Homan is a bitch?"
November 15, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Rare footage of his brain inside his big toe
two men standing next to a bunk bed with the words so much room for activities above them
ALT: two men standing next to a bunk bed with the words so much room for activities above them
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November 15, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Before my employer signed the lease for our current location, they considered one directly across the street from this park. I would have walked there every day, and would *never* have been in the office in the afternoon.
November 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Are they still around? They really flamed out.
November 14, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I assume you're not talking about the woman who did the ceremonial puck drop at the Predators-Penguins game in Stockholm, but you could be.
November 14, 2025 at 8:25 PM
This gave me a Hardy laugh
November 14, 2025 at 8:24 PM
My employer is trying to make me impotent.
November 14, 2025 at 8:17 PM
There was a Phil Donohue in my local phone book back in the day... or so I've heard!
a woman says i am innocent on a netflix poster
ALT: a woman says i am innocent on a netflix poster
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November 14, 2025 at 8:08 PM
That's a shame. I was tentatively happy for you.
November 14, 2025 at 2:33 PM