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I have a wife now. I think I need to watch Borat? Is this how it works?
November 24, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I’ve only ever wanted to be the most obnoxious woman you’ve ever met from queens but that life missed me :( but I like the one I have now too :)
November 24, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Oh. Do I love Billy Joel?
November 24, 2025 at 1:01 AM
It’s so weird to see normal people in their most comfortable environment. (I’m having a good time)
November 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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flipping off computers makes me feel better but I wish it made them work better
November 21, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Anyway please enjoy this pumpkin I saw yesterday
November 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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The people who make Shein's clothes labor for ten to twelve hours per day (in violation of China's labor laws), some up to seven days a week, and earn as little as 15 to 30 cents per t-shirt.
November 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Sometimes I feel like I don't do enough with my life, but then I remember that I give my cat a comfy home, and that's all that really matters
November 19, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Remember those calculators that were solar powered and had a little cover over the LCD screen and you pressed a button and the cover lifted and rolled to the back and picked up the top of the calculator to make it tilted towards you a bit? And they came in all sorts of colors?
November 19, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Um...Focus Friend is Google's...App...of the Year.

OF THE YEAR?!

Not like, in a category. But APP OF THE YEAR.

BRIA, LOOK WHAT YOU MADE!!! @bobabria.bsky.social

blog.google/products/goo...
Google Play’s best apps, books and games of 2025
We’re announcing Google Play’s Best of 2025 awards, celebrating the best apps, games and books of the year.
blog.google
November 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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some other familiar grocery store names that are brands for producer-owned agricultural co-ops:

Blue Diamond
Bob's Red Mill
Land O'Lakes
Tillamook
Welch's
My #SuperlativeCannedGoo tweet from the old place is making rounds again. Support co-op cranberry growers!
November 17, 2025 at 2:44 AM
It feels so powerful to make things
November 17, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Inspired by my 8 year old, please enjoy the Veggie Boys!

(Featuring the Vegimals from the Octonauts dressed as the Saja Boys from K-pop Demon Hunters).

#KPopDemonHunters #Octonauts #Vegimals #illustration #art #mashup
November 16, 2025 at 2:29 PM
WHO INVENTED PEMDAS?????????????????
November 15, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Does anyone want to follow my blog? I haven’t made it yet and it has like 5 posts on some weeks and none the rest of the year.
November 15, 2025 at 2:15 PM
You know the 6 7 hand motion? Is that supposed to be miming juggling some tiddies? Or something else? Because that’s all I can see?
November 15, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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this is so beautiful and also it makes you think (assuming you have a curious mind)
November 13, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one
November 14, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I wish I could print out a TikTok sound.
November 14, 2025 at 1:46 PM
It’s that time of the month! The time of the month where I am 1000% sure I am going to quit my job.
November 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Go get some prints for the holidays (there's a sale!) www.inprnt.com/gallery/dsam...
November 10, 2025 at 5:08 PM
You know what goes fucking rock solid hard?

A croissant and some mother fucking coffee.
November 11, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I would like to hide and binge a webtoon.
November 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Texas politicians are so embarrassing and out of touch :(
November 5, 2025 at 3:54 PM