Eliot Sill
@eliotsill.bsky.social
Packer fan, NBA buff, educator, journalist, husband, dad, Christian, progressive, cat guy.
Here is the list of NFL teams for whom a record of 6-7 is possible this year.
November 24, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Here is the list of NFL teams for whom a record of 6-7 is possible this year.
Big scoop here, gonna bust this whole thing wide open after digging for some hard data:
November 23, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Big scoop here, gonna bust this whole thing wide open after digging for some hard data:
Is it just me or is this every arm-wrestling match?
November 20, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Is it just me or is this every arm-wrestling match?
The poster referenced in this tweet agrees with you (she calls it reprehensible). The critique was that uncritically accepting that anti-semitism is widespread (i.e. a “scourge”) feeds justification of the dehumanization of Palestinians.
That angle makes sense for that person to take.
That angle makes sense for that person to take.
November 8, 2025 at 8:47 PM
The poster referenced in this tweet agrees with you (she calls it reprehensible). The critique was that uncritically accepting that anti-semitism is widespread (i.e. a “scourge”) feeds justification of the dehumanization of Palestinians.
That angle makes sense for that person to take.
That angle makes sense for that person to take.
“The Coolest Guy You Know Just Made a Great Point”
October 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
“The Coolest Guy You Know Just Made a Great Point”
Yeah, gg basketball, it’s been fun. Game over.
October 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Yeah, gg basketball, it’s been fun. Game over.
We are hating to get our tolerance up for next week
October 17, 2025 at 3:04 AM
We are hating to get our tolerance up for next week
Not sure why he did this when the ball went over the fence tho!
October 12, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Not sure why he did this when the ball went over the fence tho!
Honestly, fuck you?
October 9, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Honestly, fuck you?
Me, in 1840, getting off a boat at Ellis Island, utterly seasick: “My name’s Eliot.”
Attendant at gate: “Last name?”
Me: *Vomits*
My descendants, 185 years later:
Attendant at gate: “Last name?”
Me: *Vomits*
My descendants, 185 years later:
October 8, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Me, in 1840, getting off a boat at Ellis Island, utterly seasick: “My name’s Eliot.”
Attendant at gate: “Last name?”
Me: *Vomits*
My descendants, 185 years later:
Attendant at gate: “Last name?”
Me: *Vomits*
My descendants, 185 years later:
Be this person.
Do NOT be this umpire.
Do NOT be this umpire.
October 7, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Be this person.
Do NOT be this umpire.
Do NOT be this umpire.
Just a hilarious pair of ballot measures here. First, whether to refund excess tax revenues collected from households with annual incomes over *$300,000* for the purposes of *funding school lunches.*
A second measure asks whether to increase state taxes on *those same households* for *the same use*
A second measure asks whether to increase state taxes on *those same households* for *the same use*
September 30, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Just a hilarious pair of ballot measures here. First, whether to refund excess tax revenues collected from households with annual incomes over *$300,000* for the purposes of *funding school lunches.*
A second measure asks whether to increase state taxes on *those same households* for *the same use*
A second measure asks whether to increase state taxes on *those same households* for *the same use*
Understandably, new government guidance around Tylenol use may have some first-time fathers-to-be questioning how to support their pregnant wives should they experience some pain during pregnancy.
Luckily, in times of strife, we can turn to the wisdom of our forebearers.
Luckily, in times of strife, we can turn to the wisdom of our forebearers.
September 24, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Understandably, new government guidance around Tylenol use may have some first-time fathers-to-be questioning how to support their pregnant wives should they experience some pain during pregnancy.
Luckily, in times of strife, we can turn to the wisdom of our forebearers.
Luckily, in times of strife, we can turn to the wisdom of our forebearers.
New 22-team playoff format really taking the drama out of the postseason push, per ESPN.
September 23, 2025 at 5:16 AM
New 22-team playoff format really taking the drama out of the postseason push, per ESPN.
Well, not always.
September 23, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Well, not always.
Clyde is locked in
September 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Clyde is locked in
Gonna in the body text is crazy
September 8, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Gonna in the body text is crazy
I need every NBA take artist to stare at this image and write a five-paragraph essay explaining what it is, what the implications are, and how we as a populous should move forward having seen it.
September 4, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I need every NBA take artist to stare at this image and write a five-paragraph essay explaining what it is, what the implications are, and how we as a populous should move forward having seen it.
For the Cowboy fan in your life, inform them the reason Parsons got traded to GB was because they did not chant loudly enough to pay him!
September 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
For the Cowboy fan in your life, inform them the reason Parsons got traded to GB was because they did not chant loudly enough to pay him!
HEY DREW SMEGMAGARY, CAN I PITCH YOU AN EDIT FOR THIS SECTION REAL QUICK
August 28, 2025 at 11:59 PM
HEY DREW SMEGMAGARY, CAN I PITCH YOU AN EDIT FOR THIS SECTION REAL QUICK
*to the tune of Maui saying “boat snack”*
Life hack!
Life hack!
August 26, 2025 at 3:29 AM
*to the tune of Maui saying “boat snack”*
Life hack!
Life hack!
August 23, 2025 at 3:51 PM