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Eliot Beer
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Sometime-journalist, copywriter, semi-itinerant menu art salesbeing. Accidentally diagnosed as ASD, grudgingly considered to have ADHD. Interested in energy, tech, things and stuff. Worries too much.
Please read the things you're citing. Please.
November 26, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Maybe he's talking about it in a really stupid way, in a way that no-one in the sector ever would.

But there's no good-faith reading of his words which concludes he's talking literally about the physics concept known as electrons - as the very next lines in the interview demonstrate:
November 19, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Clarence wishes Daphne all the best for her arrival anniversary, and hopes the standards do start to rise soon...
October 24, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Happy #caturday from Lord Clarence #ProofOfCat
August 9, 2025 at 9:37 AM
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#ClarencePosting #proofofcat
July 7, 2025 at 10:50 AM
June 24, 2025 at 6:32 AM
In short:
June 3, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Ooo just bought!

FYI there might be something up with your checkout (or it just really hates Firefox), because the order summary box was stuck over the form - even with adblock and stuff turned off. I had to tab through the fields to fill everything in and click buttons, etc.
May 24, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Terry Gilliam's Brazil has to be the reference work here: everything starts with an administrative error, and spirals (bureaucratically) out of control from there.
April 13, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Here's Google searches for "prince harry" "prince william" and "prince charles" from 2004 to date. Harry is by far the most popular of the three, despite those being the former heir apparent (now king) and the current heir apparent.
April 12, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I understand where she's coming from. (Also, Sooty is a magnificent Orb!)

Our Clarence is attempting to introduce a social media ban. It's only partially effective.
February 2, 2025 at 9:51 AM
This reminded me of Tumblr-famous artist Iguanamouth's Unusual Dragon Hoard project - they did some fantastic ones (including quilts!) All of them here (some NSFW, also pretty freaky): lizardshuffle.tumblr.com/tagged/hoards
January 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
The only thing I can think of is the Gaia Atlas of Planet Management, which I was similarly absorbed by as a kid. I don't think that's what you are describing - but just in case: archive.org/details/gaia...
December 16, 2024 at 4:52 PM
I think your void went to the same school of elegance that ours did...
December 11, 2024 at 1:10 PM
Not only is it completely fascinating to see these records, but the links included in Dr Al-Rashid's posts include side-by-side transliteration and translation of the text - with each transliterated word hyperlinked and defined. (I'm sure this isn't new, I've just not seen this personally before...)
November 29, 2024 at 8:49 AM
The latest update from Clarence's bottom: "∆;lderw.jk////////....rrrrf˙∆˚˚˚˚˚˚ç√ §§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§≈"
#ProofOfCat
November 25, 2024 at 7:02 PM
Clarence says good morning, but DO NOT TOUCH THE TUM. #ProofOfCat
November 12, 2024 at 9:36 AM
Apparently this is something we're supposed to do. Bluesky, meet Clarence, adopted from the RSPCA in February after putting off everyone else by being distant and hissy. #ProofOfCat
November 4, 2024 at 9:13 AM