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elijahplovejoy.bsky.social
@elijahplovejoy.bsky.social
Retired from US Cts - 30 yrs as crim defense investigator, 6 as writ clerk (think habeas petitions... but by the 100s).
So, 36 yrs on Team Due Process.

Remember how bad Rehnquist seemed?
December 1, 2025 at 4:01 AM
But that *sign*
November 30, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Permanent paws
November 30, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Exactly.
November 29, 2025 at 12:31 AM
And a nose and a half.
November 29, 2025 at 12:09 AM
November 28, 2025 at 6:00 AM
(1 ) Mark Kelly gets blasted.
(2) Pete Hegseth gets blasted.
November 25, 2025 at 3:43 AM
(1 ) Mark Kelly gets blasted.
(2) Pete Hegseth gets blasted.
November 25, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Yeah. Louisiana, Alabama, Tennessee, Arkansas, Missouri, South Carolina, and Alaska should start putting people over politics.
November 24, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Just ONCE*, couldn't my team have been up agst *these* dimwits? But NO-O-O; we had to face lawyers who *did* know what they were doing. This would've been a dream.

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* out of ~1500 cases
November 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
It's a field day for defense counsel in countless EDVA cases.

Seriously.
November 24, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Or otherwise
November 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
#PiggyD has it backwards. George Washington would want HIM prosecuted
November 23, 2025 at 4:52 AM
No, #PiggyD You have it backwards. George Washington would want YOU prosecuted.
November 22, 2025 at 7:31 PM
My comment wasn't about Georgia; it was about a particular *region* of Georgia - MTG's district. (See District 14, below.) None of those great Americans you named were born in it. But Marla Maples was. As was MTG herself.
November 22, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Mike trying to remember whether he cleared his search history
November 22, 2025 at 5:37 AM
November 22, 2025 at 3:35 AM
🇺🇸 DON'T. GIVE. UP. THE. SHIP. 🇺🇸
November 21, 2025 at 5:49 AM
He's toast.
November 20, 2025 at 2:41 AM
November 20, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Trying to put my finger on the subtle difference between Sweden's national govt figures and the US's
November 20, 2025 at 12:25 AM
November 19, 2025 at 4:28 AM
November 19, 2025 at 4:00 AM
It backfired. It's his nickname now.

#PresidentPiggy

#PiggyTrump

#PiggyAssBitch
November 19, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Hold on a damn minute. *Who* said that to **whom**?

#PiggyTrump
November 19, 2025 at 2:44 AM