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i think homeschooling should be legal as long as the parents put up a $1m bond that people can later recover damages from if they have to interact with the homeschooled person later in life
February 3, 2026 at 8:18 PM
i think homeschooling should be legal as long as the parents put up a $1m bond that people can later recover damages from if they have to interact with the homeschooled person later in life
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ten years ago today no one clapped
February 2, 2026 at 12:57 PM
ten years ago today no one clapped
I’m about to go upstairs and start mediation between my neighbour’s teenage daughters
February 2, 2026 at 10:25 PM
I’m about to go upstairs and start mediation between my neighbour’s teenage daughters
Watching Industry through my clenched fists to see what HBO let them do this week
February 2, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Watching Industry through my clenched fists to see what HBO let them do this week
As a seasoned veteran of having bubble guts at work, I don’t think that was it
February 1, 2026 at 11:59 PM
As a seasoned veteran of having bubble guts at work, I don’t think that was it
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(the whole cabinet standing up one by one Spartacus style) *I* sharted
February 1, 2026 at 10:46 PM
(the whole cabinet standing up one by one Spartacus style) *I* sharted
You want to give me a slice of pizza
. So bad there is so much spare pizza
, Willa should have slice
. So bad there is so much spare pizza
, Willa should have slice
February 1, 2026 at 2:23 AM
You want to give me a slice of pizza
. So bad there is so much spare pizza
, Willa should have slice
. So bad there is so much spare pizza
, Willa should have slice
“I’d love to pick your brain sometime” but it means I think you should get a lobotomy
February 1, 2026 at 1:55 AM
“I’d love to pick your brain sometime” but it means I think you should get a lobotomy
Think of sex-positive queen Cookie Googleman
February 1, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Think of sex-positive queen Cookie Googleman
I keep trying to have fun on bluesky but I feel like I’m hanging out in a teacher’s lounge. Where are the funny girls who are just a little mean
January 31, 2026 at 11:00 PM
I keep trying to have fun on bluesky but I feel like I’m hanging out in a teacher’s lounge. Where are the funny girls who are just a little mean
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Dear Jeff yes hello from my work email. Can’t wait to see u at Sexcriminalboat ,,
January 31, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Dear Jeff yes hello from my work email. Can’t wait to see u at Sexcriminalboat ,,
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every time i see a white guy in their fifties radicalized by the twitter algorithm into racism and extremism i think about how it's a total failure of the youtube algorithm to instead radicalize him into home brewing, elaborate A/V setups, or DIY solar
January 28, 2026 at 8:22 PM
every time i see a white guy in their fifties radicalized by the twitter algorithm into racism and extremism i think about how it's a total failure of the youtube algorithm to instead radicalize him into home brewing, elaborate A/V setups, or DIY solar
Texting him “babe I’m wearing garters” and then pulling up with these under my slacks
October 3, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Texting him “babe I’m wearing garters” and then pulling up with these under my slacks
Zoup reboot called Bisque Jockey
June 4, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Zoup reboot called Bisque Jockey
Hey do you want a protein bar? It tastes like a farmer’s field and you won’t want dinner
May 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Hey do you want a protein bar? It tastes like a farmer’s field and you won’t want dinner
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Idk who dropped this on Young St in Waterloo but you gave my shitty day a fuckin U-turn
May 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Idk who dropped this on Young St in Waterloo but you gave my shitty day a fuckin U-turn
Scared to email Levi’s about their warranty policy because my thighs are absolutely not part of “regular wear and tear”
May 2, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Scared to email Levi’s about their warranty policy because my thighs are absolutely not part of “regular wear and tear”
Tate McCrae songs sound like plagiarism and I can’t explain that any further
April 30, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Tate McCrae songs sound like plagiarism and I can’t explain that any further
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Canadian federal election:
April 29, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Canadian federal election:
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Pierre Poilievre after somehow fumbling an election that was headed to him on a diamond encrusted palanquin
April 29, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Pierre Poilievre after somehow fumbling an election that was headed to him on a diamond encrusted palanquin
Let’s go Marcus Carnival, give us nothing
April 29, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Let’s go Marcus Carnival, give us nothing
My best sun safety tip is to buy an expensive concealer in February (peak pallor). All Summer you will be cognizant of the UV, I swear
April 27, 2025 at 3:36 PM
My best sun safety tip is to buy an expensive concealer in February (peak pallor). All Summer you will be cognizant of the UV, I swear