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Elfie
@elfgrove.bsky.social
Elfie, cat mom to Sylvie, my "gilded tuxedo" calico cat.

🧵 cosplayer, plush maker, ex-Southerner transplanted to SoCali.
https://linktr.ee/elfgrove
You just died.

The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
November 27, 2025 at 5:59 AM
👀👀👀
November 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
So y'all. It arrived already yesterday, and KITTY BIG.
Bigger than real kitty.
At my height, it's pretty life sized.

I did not read those 27'' x 7 1/2'' x 20' dimensions. Gotta do that Sabine cosplay for sure now.
November 19, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Violinist of Hamelin was such a delightful little odd duck of a series. I'm surprised it never got brought over formally.
November 18, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Big biz rarely does long haired plushes anymore. Stuffed animal fabric piles have gotten so stupidly short that even 10mm minky is luxurious these days. This is at least a 25mm pile. WITH A PATTERN to the print. That's become rare.
November 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Successfully ordered the Loth Cat with the Muppet face!
November 17, 2025 at 4:06 PM
All I got is the bottom of the new content page having this:
www.disneystore.com/new-content/
November 17, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Sylvie: You can't leave for work if I flop on your foot, right? Mom? MOM?
November 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Pretty awful of a tattoo artist to use the art of another artist without permission as flash designs, initially claim they had no idea where it came from, they were just copying pins (so you know it's someone's art), to that the artist's work can't be copyrighted and so stealing the designs is fine.
October 30, 2025 at 5:26 PM
A $10K fine and a year at home for knowingly selling a defective lead testing machine (the company's highest selling product), and only issuing a warning about the defect after selling the company and the new owners coming clean.
October 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
They list 99 designs in progress (with pre-orders paid for), all with ETAs earlier or by the end of Winter 2025.
A bigger shop would have trouble pulling this off. This is not realistic expectations to set for a small one.
nyahallo.com/pages/pre-or...
October 23, 2025 at 6:27 PM
When I get my tattoos bandaged with saniderm immediately after being done, there's basically no redness or scabbing. There is plasma and excess ink leakage, which I can see the leakage of green ink mixed with plasma and the crinkly texture of a saniderm bandage.
My 3 day old tattoo under saniderm:
October 22, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Buff "fantasy"(?) Stitch isn't real and cannot hurt you.

Disney:
October 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Awww!
October 11, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Sylvie has a felt, catnip filled witch hat and she loves it so much.
October 4, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Gathering materials for my next plush projects.
October 4, 2025 at 10:22 PM
She meets a handsome noble lord who is feared and ostracized as mad and violent because he kills the monsters that everyone is scared of -- to protect them. =_=
They get on like a house on fire the moment he finds out who she is and is basically goes, 'jokes on you I'm into that.'
October 4, 2025 at 5:25 PM
'Pass the Monster Meat, Milady' has a more demure protagonist, but her deal is her special interest is prepping, cooking, and eating monster meat.
Other nobles have an eww you eat X type reaction and ostracize her. She is undeterred.
October 4, 2025 at 5:25 PM
The anime also leaps the low fucking bar a lot of other fantasy anime fail at. When slavery pops up, they free the slaves-not trade owners, track down the slavers, she beats the shit out of them, and then they jail and prosecute the fuckers.
October 4, 2025 at 5:25 PM
'May I Ask for One Final Thing' stars a noble woman who has put up with a lot of shit for politics and when the tropey shitty fiancee betrayal happens she just wants to punch the shit out of everyone. AND SHE DOES SO WITH ZERO REGRETS AND THEN PUNCHES MORE BAD RICH PEOPLE.
It's pretty cathartic.
October 4, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I ask because I've read about people insisting on a breakdown of the fee in absurd cases to find they're significantly overcharging, like $600 fees on a $250 item down to $60.
I believe the Canada tariff is supposed to be 35% so the tariff should've been closer to $12.
www.ups.com/us/en/shippi...
October 3, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Guess who's had to put up with me for 4 years now?
This fluffy little monster.
Happy Gotcha Day, Sylvie.
October 2, 2025 at 2:14 PM
"subservient calico"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
October 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
THEY GAVE Y GOD OF DOOM THE ANCIENT GREEK MILITARISTIC ADVANCEMENT EQUIVALENT OF THE ATOM BOMB AND I AM MAKING DYING SEAL NOISES ON THE INSIDE Y'ALL.
September 30, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Designing a fem!Moros cosplay has definitely crossed my mind because I like him and I ADORE his sword design. I FUCKING LOVE IT.

It looks like a cross between the Mycenaean Naue II and Horned Sword designs. These are two of my favorite historical sword designs.
September 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM