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Radical Left Scum. Earnestly nurturing my inner curmudgeon!
#ivenevervotedforhisfeloniousass
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#ivenevervotedforhisfeloniousass
I don’t generally respond to DMs…
Tax. The. Rich. NOW!
This is why they want us talking about day care centers and $500 boots.
January 2, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Tax. The. Rich. NOW!
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Rinse & repeat...
In any sane world “violates several laws” would be the end of it. But Trump will order it and DOT will withhold funding, Cong Repubs will shrug, NYT will write some bullshit about Trump “asserting new Executive Branch powers,” circuit courts will say its illegal and SC will say 6-3 its cool.
December 24, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Rinse & repeat...
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Man who doesn't even understand tariffs wants to dictate Fed policy.
I'd prefer key decisions to be made by 'eggheads' rather than an idiot who managed to bankrupt casinos.
I'd prefer key decisions to be made by 'eggheads' rather than an idiot who managed to bankrupt casinos.
December 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Man who doesn't even understand tariffs wants to dictate Fed policy.
I'd prefer key decisions to be made by 'eggheads' rather than an idiot who managed to bankrupt casinos.
I'd prefer key decisions to be made by 'eggheads' rather than an idiot who managed to bankrupt casinos.
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Because the alpha males are alpha-ing.
December 20, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Because the alpha males are alpha-ing.
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December 19, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Where's the tariff money, Donny? You POS...
A desperate, flailing Trump rebrands Congressionally-approved troop housing subsidy as ‘warrior dividend’ bonus: Over $2.9 billion in reconciliation funds was allocated to beef up troop housing allowances. Now, it’s being used for $1,776 checks to make his disastrous presidency look less hideous
Trump rebrands Congressionally-approved troop housing subsidy as ‘warrior dividend’ bonus
More than $2.9 billion in reconciliation funds was allocated to beef up troop housing allowances. Now, it’s being used for $1,776 checks.
www.defenseone.com
December 18, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Where's the tariff money, Donny? You POS...
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December 1, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Reminder that Starbucks’ CEO made 6,666x more than the company's median employee in 2024.
This was the widest CEO-to-Worker pay gap in the entire S&P 500.
And we're supposed to believe Starbucks can't afford to bargain a fair contract with its unionized workers?
This was the widest CEO-to-Worker pay gap in the entire S&P 500.
And we're supposed to believe Starbucks can't afford to bargain a fair contract with its unionized workers?
December 1, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Reminder that Starbucks’ CEO made 6,666x more than the company's median employee in 2024.
This was the widest CEO-to-Worker pay gap in the entire S&P 500.
And we're supposed to believe Starbucks can't afford to bargain a fair contract with its unionized workers?
This was the widest CEO-to-Worker pay gap in the entire S&P 500.
And we're supposed to believe Starbucks can't afford to bargain a fair contract with its unionized workers?
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September 12, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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The 100 lowest-paying US corporations spent $644B on stock buybacks from 2019 to 2024.
Buybacks artificially boost share prices and inflate CEO pay.
The typical worker at these companies earned $35k last year.
Meanwhile, the average CEO was paid $17.2M
See the problem?
Buybacks artificially boost share prices and inflate CEO pay.
The typical worker at these companies earned $35k last year.
Meanwhile, the average CEO was paid $17.2M
See the problem?
September 3, 2025 at 10:15 PM
The 100 lowest-paying US corporations spent $644B on stock buybacks from 2019 to 2024.
Buybacks artificially boost share prices and inflate CEO pay.
The typical worker at these companies earned $35k last year.
Meanwhile, the average CEO was paid $17.2M
See the problem?
Buybacks artificially boost share prices and inflate CEO pay.
The typical worker at these companies earned $35k last year.
Meanwhile, the average CEO was paid $17.2M
See the problem?
Disgusting and reprehensible.
August 29, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Disgusting and reprehensible.
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I’ve been told I’m going to hell for excessive use of the word “fuck”…
I’ve rented a bus if any of y’all need a ride.
I’ve rented a bus if any of y’all need a ride.
August 28, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I’ve been told I’m going to hell for excessive use of the word “fuck”…
I’ve rented a bus if any of y’all need a ride.
I’ve rented a bus if any of y’all need a ride.
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This is why I can’t quit the internet🤣🤣🤣
August 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
This is why I can’t quit the internet🤣🤣🤣
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😂😂💀💀😂😂
August 18, 2025 at 3:32 AM
😂😂💀💀😂😂
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Throwing a sandwich at a cop: felony.
Beating a cop unconscious with a flag pole: tourist behavior.
Beating a cop unconscious with a flag pole: tourist behavior.
August 15, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Throwing a sandwich at a cop: felony.
Beating a cop unconscious with a flag pole: tourist behavior.
Beating a cop unconscious with a flag pole: tourist behavior.
ONE HUNDRED PERCENT ON POINT! I felt this with every fiber of my being.
The White House looks like a cheap whore house.
A crazy person is in the Oval Office.
Criminals are running everything.
Racism is running more rampant than ever before.
Science is being replaced with idiocy.
And we are the laughing stock of the world.
What a time to be alive.
I need a beer.
A crazy person is in the Oval Office.
Criminals are running everything.
Racism is running more rampant than ever before.
Science is being replaced with idiocy.
And we are the laughing stock of the world.
What a time to be alive.
I need a beer.
August 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
ONE HUNDRED PERCENT ON POINT! I felt this with every fiber of my being.
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Honestly, you can’t even make up convoluted shit like this.
Fed’l prosecutors dismissed charges against a Florida woman whose lawyer is Brad Bondi, the AG’s brother. The client is a former GOP lawmaker accused of Covid relief fraud. abcnews.go.com/US/woman-acc...
A woman accused of fraud hired the AG's brother as her lawyer. Months later, DOJ dropped charges
Prosecutors have moved to dismiss charges against a woman accused of fraud who was being represented in court by the brother of Attorney General Pam Bondi.
abcnews.go.com
August 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Honestly, you can’t even make up convoluted shit like this.
King Mydumbass loves the gold.
He’s destroying the country and the white house
August 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
King Mydumbass loves the gold.
No Conflict of Interest there…
Grifters gonna grift, and fuck-all is gonna be done about it. Remember the whole “Emoluments Clause” thing from his first go-around? Yeah…🥱
Grifters gonna grift, and fuck-all is gonna be done about it. Remember the whole “Emoluments Clause” thing from his first go-around? Yeah…🥱
Didn’t Trump, Junior, Eric, Melania, and Barron recently launch crypto businesses? Oh yes, in fact they did.
August 7, 2025 at 5:01 PM
No Conflict of Interest there…
Grifters gonna grift, and fuck-all is gonna be done about it. Remember the whole “Emoluments Clause” thing from his first go-around? Yeah…🥱
Grifters gonna grift, and fuck-all is gonna be done about it. Remember the whole “Emoluments Clause” thing from his first go-around? Yeah…🥱