and then the race itself fits in a single 30-second clip which is fucking scary. i went from "oh i'm not necessarily guaranteed to win" to being afraid of my own power

a short race against one other player offered a sign of how the main event was gonna go

also i forgot to mention earlier but since this match was part of that special event thing, it showed us all ahead of time that it was gonna be oval circuit, that's why i went for the wheelie scooter

this one was unprovoked though, i got a taste for blood and wanted more

i'm the hazard but i'm still freaked the fuck out

what the clip doesn't show is that the rick attacked first. but i sure attacked last

rewatching the first Defunctland on animatronics now that part 2 is fresh on my mind. here's a neat bit about how the Lincoln didn't feel as tall as he actually was

you ever win by two frames?