I made it to the roach episode of X Files! IYKYK this bitch
January 12, 2026 at 2:37 AM
I made it to the roach episode of X Files! IYKYK this bitch
Me and bestie, I’m on my tippy toes
January 12, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Me and bestie, I’m on my tippy toes
Get you a man that looks at you the way Agent Pendrell looks at Scully
January 12, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Get you a man that looks at you the way Agent Pendrell looks at Scully
Me, in bed, reading this at 7:45PM wow
Me at 7:45pm
In bed at 9:30pm on a Saturday, BECAUSE I CAN!
January 12, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Me, in bed, reading this at 7:45PM wow
Meeting up with the gays tonight at Chili’s. I’ve been eating extremely clean and healthy this week so I’m afraid that smashing a triple dipper and downing two el présidente margaritas will literally turn my inside into liquid. 1 like = 1 prayer
January 9, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Meeting up with the gays tonight at Chili’s. I’ve been eating extremely clean and healthy this week so I’m afraid that smashing a triple dipper and downing two el présidente margaritas will literally turn my inside into liquid. 1 like = 1 prayer
Happy Friday | gonna be manic and clean everything in sight | cool
January 9, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Happy Friday | gonna be manic and clean everything in sight | cool
He may not be a sugar daddy, but he’s a daddy, sugar.
- Sasha Whiteman, Bobs Burgers
- Sasha Whiteman, Bobs Burgers
January 9, 2026 at 3:38 AM
He may not be a sugar daddy, but he’s a daddy, sugar.
- Sasha Whiteman, Bobs Burgers
- Sasha Whiteman, Bobs Burgers
I really want vanilla ice cream with gold fish
January 9, 2026 at 3:02 AM
I really want vanilla ice cream with gold fish
not my house, but i know my way around.
January 9, 2026 at 2:54 AM
not my house, but i know my way around.
sailors fighting in the dance hall, oh man, look at me eat all of these potatoes, it’s the freakiest show
January 9, 2026 at 1:27 AM
sailors fighting in the dance hall, oh man, look at me eat all of these potatoes, it’s the freakiest show
Taking the trash out so I can schmoke a schmowl. Am I a Dad now?
January 9, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Taking the trash out so I can schmoke a schmowl. Am I a Dad now?
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Twin Peaks: Andy Brennan vs plank. He’s ok!
January 8, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Twin Peaks: Andy Brennan vs plank. He’s ok!
grumpy, but consistent
January 6, 2026 at 6:55 PM
grumpy, but consistent
that moment when you remember a sweet treat you forgot about
January 6, 2026 at 3:22 AM
that moment when you remember a sweet treat you forgot about
I stg that Ben Folds wrote the music for most of Bobs Burgers
January 6, 2026 at 3:21 AM
I stg that Ben Folds wrote the music for most of Bobs Burgers
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the cabbage merchant from avatar the last airbender at any given moment:
Oh I LOVE cabbage
January 6, 2026 at 2:19 AM
the cabbage merchant from avatar the last airbender at any given moment:
Now I have a headache
January 5, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Now I have a headache
Crafting Class at Michael’s version called Beaded Rivalry
Soccer (football) version called Cleated Rivalry
a spin-off with goats called Bleated Rivalry
January 5, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Crafting Class at Michael’s version called Beaded Rivalry
Ah yes, just my nightly 11:15PM Goldfish snack
January 4, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Ah yes, just my nightly 11:15PM Goldfish snack
not moving for the rest of the day
January 3, 2026 at 8:35 PM
not moving for the rest of the day
the mood im bringing to 2026
January 2, 2026 at 7:31 PM
the mood im bringing to 2026