Eleanor’s Trousers
@eleanorstrousers.bsky.social
My skeets represent your employer. Atlanta raised, in Pittsburgh PA since 2000 - my accent is weird wherever I am.
Go Dawgs.
Putting the Q in LGBTQ+. TERFs be gone. (she/her)🏳️🌈
Go Dawgs.
Putting the Q in LGBTQ+. TERFs be gone. (she/her)🏳️🌈
True story.
November 27, 2025 at 7:58 PM
True story.
Yes. I am having my parade pie.
November 27, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Yes. I am having my parade pie.
Its important that I make the chicken and dumplings a day ahead so that I have 24 hours to get the flour out of my hair, the rug, every groove in the counters, and so on.
November 26, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Its important that I make the chicken and dumplings a day ahead so that I have 24 hours to get the flour out of my hair, the rug, every groove in the counters, and so on.
Georgia game dive bar update.
November 22, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Georgia game dive bar update.
Reskeet with a time you looked cool.
November 21, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Reskeet with a time you looked cool.
Bad Janet’s heart and kidneys were struggling so we had to say goodbye last night. The vet ensured it was very peaceful and Lex was holding him when he went but we are devastated. I hope that heaven is a sunbeam and birds outside the window and a soft place to lay your head, sweet boy.
November 12, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Bad Janet’s heart and kidneys were struggling so we had to say goodbye last night. The vet ensured it was very peaceful and Lex was holding him when he went but we are devastated. I hope that heaven is a sunbeam and birds outside the window and a soft place to lay your head, sweet boy.
Bad Janet is so listless and not eating that we took him to pet urgent care (a thing I just found out exists) and after diagnostics they’re having us take him to the Vet ER for overnight IV for his wee kidneys. Our tiny son. Not sure what, but they think he may have eaten something bad. Poor baby!
November 11, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Bad Janet is so listless and not eating that we took him to pet urgent care (a thing I just found out exists) and after diagnostics they’re having us take him to the Vet ER for overnight IV for his wee kidneys. Our tiny son. Not sure what, but they think he may have eaten something bad. Poor baby!
Gender is made up and I love my bearded Nana.
November 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Gender is made up and I love my bearded Nana.
My wife @luxastarte.bsky.social was born today. They immediately developed a hard outer carapace to protect their marshmallow center.
November 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
My wife @luxastarte.bsky.social was born today. They immediately developed a hard outer carapace to protect their marshmallow center.
Our next door neighbor’s house burst into flames just before 5 am and he did not survive. Grateful for my wife seeing something bright out the window and calling 911 and the fire department arriving swiftly and herding us and our cats outside into the car until it was safe to come back inside.
November 8, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Our next door neighbor’s house burst into flames just before 5 am and he did not survive. Grateful for my wife seeing something bright out the window and calling 911 and the fire department arriving swiftly and herding us and our cats outside into the car until it was safe to come back inside.
Dreary fall morning rewatch. Still emotional agony to watch, but truly gorgeous agony.
November 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Dreary fall morning rewatch. Still emotional agony to watch, but truly gorgeous agony.
Congratulations to Fat Squirrel, the king and captain of our garage.
November 6, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Congratulations to Fat Squirrel, the king and captain of our garage.
I thought we were out of clean coffee mugs but it turns out my wife has also been storing them on the THIRD shelf in the cabinet, a place so out of my reach that I assumed nothing was up there. What other mysteries are hiding where I have not even dreamed to go?
November 5, 2025 at 10:13 AM
I thought we were out of clean coffee mugs but it turns out my wife has also been storing them on the THIRD shelf in the cabinet, a place so out of my reach that I assumed nothing was up there. What other mysteries are hiding where I have not even dreamed to go?
I love that People news has entirely stopped matching the preview photos to the subject headline.
November 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I love that People news has entirely stopped matching the preview photos to the subject headline.
Added a little thrill to our poll workers’ morning when we rolled in for provisional ballots because our mail-ins haven’t been marked received yet. They handled it great! And we got stickers!
November 4, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Added a little thrill to our poll workers’ morning when we rolled in for provisional ballots because our mail-ins haven’t been marked received yet. They handled it great! And we got stickers!
I’ll never be able to put blush on my nose like the TikTok kids because it makes me feel like this.
November 3, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I’ll never be able to put blush on my nose like the TikTok kids because it makes me feel like this.
Happy Halloween adopt-iversary to this big ol’ surly pumpkin.
November 1, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Happy Halloween adopt-iversary to this big ol’ surly pumpkin.
Wonderful! Here’s mine for $50 (plus processing fee) to Greater Pittsburgh Community Food Bank give.pittsburghfoodbank.org/for/donategp...
October 30, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Wonderful! Here’s mine for $50 (plus processing fee) to Greater Pittsburgh Community Food Bank give.pittsburghfoodbank.org/for/donategp...
Great moments happen in the group chat.
October 30, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Great moments happen in the group chat.
Couldn’t decide where to hang out before the airport, so I went with walk-in impulse wrist tattoo at the same shop I first walked into way back when I was a baby 22 year old. Nostalgia always wins.
October 22, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Couldn’t decide where to hang out before the airport, so I went with walk-in impulse wrist tattoo at the same shop I first walked into way back when I was a baby 22 year old. Nostalgia always wins.
My dad loves a hack and saw that wax on the tips of bananas preserves them. This was his low-cost quick-melt solution.
October 18, 2025 at 1:34 PM
My dad loves a hack and saw that wax on the tips of bananas preserves them. This was his low-cost quick-melt solution.
Happy Halloween, Cotton Mather CPA.
October 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Happy Halloween, Cotton Mather CPA.
I’m not sure why publishers think that people with ADHD will ever get around to reading two full magazines about ADHD.
October 1, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I’m not sure why publishers think that people with ADHD will ever get around to reading two full magazines about ADHD.
I wanted an easy way to scrunch a dress into more of a tunic tank top and now I’m down the rabbit hole remembering Units, the 80s mall brand that was basically plain cowl tubes that you could layer and arrange into outfits.
September 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I wanted an easy way to scrunch a dress into more of a tunic tank top and now I’m down the rabbit hole remembering Units, the 80s mall brand that was basically plain cowl tubes that you could layer and arrange into outfits.
Shirley Manson is 100% a goddess forever.
September 24, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Shirley Manson is 100% a goddess forever.