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eleanor
@eleanoir.bsky.social
writer, unfortunately
Trump rn:
June 14, 2025 at 11:45 PM
This joke is for approximately 2 people max on this site and they prob won’t see it but whatever production of The Lehman Trilogy that’s going up right now has the opportunity to the do the funniest thing
In a way fuck the pain away is my generation’s version of the twist
June 12, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Chanting “shame” at cops: sanctimonious, doesn’t work because they don’t have any
Chanting “quit your job” at cops: constructive feedback, funny
June 9, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Not for nothing, but I'm on the board of Jewish Currents, and was part of the successful effort to abolish all advertising on our site years ago

We have only seen our revenues *rise* since then
i appreciate that news outlets need money to function btu god how i wish to read an article withouot millions of little flickering ads
June 10, 2025 at 4:56 PM
it's difficult to overstate the degree to which this statement is my entire impulse as a writer
My sensations were strange. Let me try to explain them.
May 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
help i have "girl i wanna be" by scheana shay stuck in my head
May 28, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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one thing Star Wars got right is that revolutionaries are usually disaffected elites, criminals, and religious fanatics with some overlap
May 4, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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*to the tune of A Wonderful Guy from the musical South Pacific*

Whopper whopper whopper whopper

Double triple junior whopper
May 4, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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“Putting a hat on a hat” is literally a term actual comedians use to describe something as trying so hard to be funny it is no longer funny.
"They say I wear a lot of hats," Elon Musk jokes in cabinet meeting. He grabbed a red "Gulf of America" hat from the cabinet room table and put it over his black DOGE hat.
"Even my hat has a hat."
April 30, 2025 at 8:11 PM
i wish i could just switch over to here but the thing is i have to read something insane every single day or else i die. it's way too normal over here
April 8, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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A gay bar called All That Kevin Allows
March 22, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Check in on your friends who are capable of holding two thoughts in their head at one time, they are NOT ok rn
February 22, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Try finding this website now
February 19, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Student group wrote a banger of a mission statement for a suction device design. I was like you need to put a beat on the and send it to Rick Rubin immediately
February 19, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Dude what are you TALKING ABOUT
I'm sorry but THIS IS WRONG. The event that killed Biden's popularity, permanently, was the Afghanistan withdrawal. It is absolutely false, demonstrably false, that people need you to "explain" how this stuff affects them personally.
I mean I think the obvious answer is that no, Americans have no idea what this means for their lives

the "oh shit what have we done" turn we're all hoping for is simply not going to happen until the material ramifications become clear

we are going to have to touch the stove
February 12, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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baby’s first polemic!
i wrote about why i object to the term “the female gaze” for @mid-theory.bsky.social’s forum on the gaze 👀
mid-theory.com/2025/02/05/a...
Against the Female Gaze
To my mind, what we need is not a “female” gaze, but a feminist one. I have a confession: I’m getting sick of all the cultural conversation about “girlhood.”  Perhaps this is a bad position fo…
mid-theory.com
February 5, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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B'52 - Private Idaho - HQ
YouTube video by BlogAnos80
youtu.be
February 4, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Please read this and pass it on: Aaron is a Harvard educated lawyer, community organizer and bookstore owner in Buffalo.
February 3, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Ok so im no political scientist but im getting the sense that he’s committing a bunch of crimes in order to distract us from the other crimes he is committing. He doesn’t actually believe in anything. It’s important to remember this
January 30, 2025 at 4:59 PM