EldritchBass
@eldritchbass.bsky.social
I make puns and fake limbs and pithy observations.
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A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
January 25, 2026 at 12:28 PM
A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
🚨 emergency cat pictures to lighten a mood 🚨
Bender is cozy
Bender is cozy
January 22, 2026 at 4:42 AM
🚨 emergency cat pictures to lighten a mood 🚨
Bender is cozy
Bender is cozy
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Context: Democrats removed anti-trans provisions in all of the other appropriations bills that have passed. This minibus will pass, even if many Democrats don’t like that HHS money is tied to DHS and ICE money. But this should be seen as a net plus for trans people.
bsky.app/profile/eric...
bsky.app/profile/eric...
BREAKING and HUGE news for transgender people: The bipartisan final negotiated text for these spending bills REMOVED language to restrict gender-affirming care as part of the Federal Employees Health Benefit Program.
docs.house.gov/billsthiswee...
docs.house.gov/billsthiswee...
January 21, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Context: Democrats removed anti-trans provisions in all of the other appropriations bills that have passed. This minibus will pass, even if many Democrats don’t like that HHS money is tied to DHS and ICE money. But this should be seen as a net plus for trans people.
bsky.app/profile/eric...
bsky.app/profile/eric...
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🎶the aristocrats!🎵
People in this country are desperate not to face up to the real issue; that we're governed by a wholly separate society of idiot failsons, who are handed good lives and accolades at the cost of being the boot that pushes the rest of us into the grinder
January 21, 2026 at 3:58 AM
🎶the aristocrats!🎵
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That's always been part of what makes cops so dangerous to Disabled people. They're there to enforce the status quo and demand a culture of compliance (obeisance) and Disabled people are definitionally contrary to the status quo and non-compliant.
January 9, 2026 at 7:23 PM
That's always been part of what makes cops so dangerous to Disabled people. They're there to enforce the status quo and demand a culture of compliance (obeisance) and Disabled people are definitionally contrary to the status quo and non-compliant.
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Oh my gosh you guys! The House just passed my bill to extend the health care tax credits for three more years!
January 8, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Oh my gosh you guys! The House just passed my bill to extend the health care tax credits for three more years!
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Andor 2x09
ou Mundo, 3 de janeiro de 2026
ou Mundo, 3 de janeiro de 2026
January 3, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Andor 2x09
ou Mundo, 3 de janeiro de 2026
ou Mundo, 3 de janeiro de 2026
You may choose one person to tell you The Aristocrats joke
October 26, 2025 at 5:16 AM
You may choose one person to tell you The Aristocrats joke
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NOTHING RECEIVED TODAY!
PLEASE HELP/BOOST!
NOTHING NEW RECEIVED AS OF 10PM 🕙
Currently waiting on SSDI Appeal with zero income. linktr.ee/jskylerinc
Anything helps! 🙏🏿 #TransCrowdFund #DisabilityCrowdFund #BeAPatron #BIPOCMA #HelpSky #BlackSky 💸💕🏳️⚧️
PLEASE HELP/BOOST!
NOTHING NEW RECEIVED AS OF 10PM 🕙
Currently waiting on SSDI Appeal with zero income. linktr.ee/jskylerinc
Anything helps! 🙏🏿 #TransCrowdFund #DisabilityCrowdFund #BeAPatron #BIPOCMA #HelpSky #BlackSky 💸💕🏳️⚧️
September 30, 2025 at 5:49 AM
NOTHING RECEIVED TODAY!
PLEASE HELP/BOOST!
NOTHING NEW RECEIVED AS OF 10PM 🕙
Currently waiting on SSDI Appeal with zero income. linktr.ee/jskylerinc
Anything helps! 🙏🏿 #TransCrowdFund #DisabilityCrowdFund #BeAPatron #BIPOCMA #HelpSky #BlackSky 💸💕🏳️⚧️
PLEASE HELP/BOOST!
NOTHING NEW RECEIVED AS OF 10PM 🕙
Currently waiting on SSDI Appeal with zero income. linktr.ee/jskylerinc
Anything helps! 🙏🏿 #TransCrowdFund #DisabilityCrowdFund #BeAPatron #BIPOCMA #HelpSky #BlackSky 💸💕🏳️⚧️
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Also because we essentially tell each other that people need to earn survival.
Which, again, conveniently works out for the folks who control the access to the resources needed for survival.
If they just /gave/ you the resources and you didn't live in constant terror, you wouldn't work for them!
Which, again, conveniently works out for the folks who control the access to the resources needed for survival.
If they just /gave/ you the resources and you didn't live in constant terror, you wouldn't work for them!
November 2, 2023 at 10:05 PM
Also because we essentially tell each other that people need to earn survival.
Which, again, conveniently works out for the folks who control the access to the resources needed for survival.
If they just /gave/ you the resources and you didn't live in constant terror, you wouldn't work for them!
Which, again, conveniently works out for the folks who control the access to the resources needed for survival.
If they just /gave/ you the resources and you didn't live in constant terror, you wouldn't work for them!
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Jimmy Kimmel wasn't suspended because of what he said. He was suspended because the FCC threatened his employer.
That's state-sanctioned censorship and it is a GIANT RED FLAG 🚩🚩🚩 that authoritarianism isn’t *coming* it’s ALREADY HERE. Today it's Jimmy. Tomorrow it's the rest of us.
That's state-sanctioned censorship and it is a GIANT RED FLAG 🚩🚩🚩 that authoritarianism isn’t *coming* it’s ALREADY HERE. Today it's Jimmy. Tomorrow it's the rest of us.
September 18, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Jimmy Kimmel wasn't suspended because of what he said. He was suspended because the FCC threatened his employer.
That's state-sanctioned censorship and it is a GIANT RED FLAG 🚩🚩🚩 that authoritarianism isn’t *coming* it’s ALREADY HERE. Today it's Jimmy. Tomorrow it's the rest of us.
That's state-sanctioned censorship and it is a GIANT RED FLAG 🚩🚩🚩 that authoritarianism isn’t *coming* it’s ALREADY HERE. Today it's Jimmy. Tomorrow it's the rest of us.
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Okay, to put an even sharper point on this: they are not even 9 months in and they are openly censoring *Jimmy fucking Kimmel* because he poked fun at the president for lack of empathy.
These are desperate moves.
They are desperate because they are weak and people are naming it.
These are desperate moves.
They are desperate because they are weak and people are naming it.
These guys are unpopular and dumb as rocks, they did not discover a secret 'I win' button at the heart of all politics labeled 'mean tweets' or 'cancel elections.'
Keep speaking, keep writing, keep marching, keep voting, force them to show the country what they are.
Keep speaking, keep writing, keep marching, keep voting, force them to show the country what they are.
September 18, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Okay, to put an even sharper point on this: they are not even 9 months in and they are openly censoring *Jimmy fucking Kimmel* because he poked fun at the president for lack of empathy.
These are desperate moves.
They are desperate because they are weak and people are naming it.
These are desperate moves.
They are desperate because they are weak and people are naming it.
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Shocked but not surprised to learn how many ~titans of industry~ who probably think of themselves as brave ballsy businessmen are actually cowardly pieces of shit when it counts.
September 18, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Shocked but not surprised to learn how many ~titans of industry~ who probably think of themselves as brave ballsy businessmen are actually cowardly pieces of shit when it counts.
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hi, cis folks!
if you said you’d stand with trans people, we need you now.
the FY26 budget bill gets a vote by 9/30. the GOP wants to jam a ban on federal funding for ALL health services that provide trans care for ANY AGE.
we need you to call senators: reps.fyi
more info & script downthread.🧵
if you said you’d stand with trans people, we need you now.
the FY26 budget bill gets a vote by 9/30. the GOP wants to jam a ban on federal funding for ALL health services that provide trans care for ANY AGE.
we need you to call senators: reps.fyi
more info & script downthread.🧵
NEWS: House Appropriations Committee Republicans released their spending bill for Labor, Health and Human Services, Education, and Related Agencies. The legislation would prohibit taxpayer dollars for any type of gender-affirming care for transgender people. This would include programs like Medicaid
September 9, 2025 at 3:14 PM
hi, cis folks!
if you said you’d stand with trans people, we need you now.
the FY26 budget bill gets a vote by 9/30. the GOP wants to jam a ban on federal funding for ALL health services that provide trans care for ANY AGE.
we need you to call senators: reps.fyi
more info & script downthread.🧵
if you said you’d stand with trans people, we need you now.
the FY26 budget bill gets a vote by 9/30. the GOP wants to jam a ban on federal funding for ALL health services that provide trans care for ANY AGE.
we need you to call senators: reps.fyi
more info & script downthread.🧵
We need to stop allowing even the most basic victories “big beautiful bill”? massive tax cuts and hollowing out of the social safety net. “DOGE”? corrupt oligarch bro squad. “Alligator Alcatraz”? concentration camp with kangaroo court.
Stop letting them be cute about their fascism
Stop letting them be cute about their fascism
July 3, 2025 at 10:00 PM
We need to stop allowing even the most basic victories “big beautiful bill”? massive tax cuts and hollowing out of the social safety net. “DOGE”? corrupt oligarch bro squad. “Alligator Alcatraz”? concentration camp with kangaroo court.
Stop letting them be cute about their fascism
Stop letting them be cute about their fascism
People don’t like you? Fuckem
Dogs don’t like you? Take a good hard look at yourself?
Dogs don’t like you? Take a good hard look at yourself?
June 28, 2025 at 4:13 AM
People don’t like you? Fuckem
Dogs don’t like you? Take a good hard look at yourself?
Dogs don’t like you? Take a good hard look at yourself?
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A Dem lawmaker and her husband were killed by a guy for their political views and it’s already out of the news.
June 21, 2025 at 11:05 PM
A Dem lawmaker and her husband were killed by a guy for their political views and it’s already out of the news.
Ya know what I’m a little surprised I’ve never seen? Animated #Disney #Hades/ #Hadestown cross over. Especially with the musical now in existence. And especially with Cheyenne Jackson in #Descendants.
June 15, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Ya know what I’m a little surprised I’ve never seen? Animated #Disney #Hades/ #Hadestown cross over. Especially with the musical now in existence. And especially with Cheyenne Jackson in #Descendants.
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leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening
historians: that thing is definitely happening
star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it
news outlets: these protesters are out of control
historians: that thing is definitely happening
star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it
news outlets: these protesters are out of control
June 11, 2025 at 12:34 PM
leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening
historians: that thing is definitely happening
star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it
news outlets: these protesters are out of control
historians: that thing is definitely happening
star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it
news outlets: these protesters are out of control
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I have a hard time mentally processing any claims that Los Angeles is a “distraction” given that deploying the military if he gets pissed off and also expansively cruel immigration crackdowns were like the top two things he ran on in 2024
June 11, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I have a hard time mentally processing any claims that Los Angeles is a “distraction” given that deploying the military if he gets pissed off and also expansively cruel immigration crackdowns were like the top two things he ran on in 2024
When did you know you were a disaster bi with villain attraction disorder? and why was it them? #Pride2025
June 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
When did you know you were a disaster bi with villain attraction disorder? and why was it them? #Pride2025