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El Cochinote
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Our sunset eyes espied a giant honey bird charting the route, meandering along a silver line of those ominous cloudsm, an evident cue to resume our nocturnal march
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elcochinote.bsky.social
not gonna lie the Kei car thing is dope
December 5, 2025 at 2:51 PM
elcochinote.bsky.social
You say this in jest, but the Russian national pride has never recovered from the conquest by the Kievan Rus.
November 24, 2025 at 10:31 AM
elcochinote.bsky.social
i regret to say colbert made this joke circa 2010
November 20, 2025 at 5:59 PM
elcochinote.bsky.social
No but for reals 9 is when cats/dogs start developing health issues, statistically, so I’d look into it
November 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
elcochinote.bsky.social
No
November 17, 2025 at 7:43 PM
elcochinote.bsky.social
Plz Bluesky mods help! Sophie Ellis Bextor is about to do something unconscionable!!!
November 13, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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Sarah Kendzior's response: substack.com/@sarahkendzi...
I was suspended from BlueSky for defending the honor of Johnny Cash. I wish I were joking. In early October, I referenced the “I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die” lyric of “Folsom Prison Blues” in response to a terrible Wall Street Journal article saying that Johnny Cash was uncool. I quote-tweeted the article and everyone understood the reference. There was no outcry. I stand by my assessment that Johnny Cash is cool. I do not like being the subject of so much attention, especially when I cannot see the discussion. But the BlueSky admins are now claiming that I wrote a post saying, out of nowhere, “I want to shoot the author of this article just to watch him die”. They are not posting a screenshot of the actual tweet, which shows that I am quote-tweeting an article about Johnny Cash, and that my post is obviously not a threat but a play on “Folsom Prison Blues.” BlueSky is lying and saying I posted this line on November 10. I did not. I posted it in early October, when the WSJ article came out. You can see that they are lying about the date from this page showing my last BlueSky tweets: I was not given any explanation for my suspension the first two times I inquired. Later I was told it was for the “Folsom Prison Blues” reference, and I asked for clarification but did not receive it. I thought it might be a prank until a reporter reached out this morning and confirmed it. BlueSky’s behavior is bizarre and unwarranted. I have lost access to friends and all my posts and photos. I am incredibly grateful for the outpouring of support here on Substack and also on BlueSky — though I cannot see it, because I am suspended. To quote another Johnny Cash song: "I ain’t never done nothin' to nobody/ I ain’t never got nothin’ from nobody, no time/ And until I get somethin' from somebody, sometime, I don't intend to do nothin' for nobody, no time." As for BlueSky…
November 12, 2025 at 9:07 PM
elcochinote.bsky.social
Get Sword of Doom in there.
November 11, 2025 at 3:14 AM
elcochinote.bsky.social
The Sword of Doom is the best movie I've seen. RIP to a great one.
November 11, 2025 at 3:13 AM
elcochinote.bsky.social
Hard agree on Midsommar, I did like Hereditary because it's the most fun depiction of preparing an offering for propitiation I've seen.
November 6, 2025 at 10:22 AM
elcochinote.bsky.social
what if they were written by anyone by the grink
November 3, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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thembo.bsky.social
So close! It is about smug tech bros making everything worse and then whining when people tell them to stop.
November 1, 2025 at 4:45 PM