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interests: interpretation of words; other people; coding [haha, "boo," right?] ; novels, poems, satire; leftism, fairness, justice
status: stay-at-home relation
actual BSKY interaction tendencies: eclectic, idiosyncratic
status: stay-at-home relation
actual BSKY interaction tendencies: eclectic, idiosyncratic
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November 7, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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what a vexatiously tendentious misreading. as if any analysis of global economic and productive forces which identifies two distinct and incongruent interests implies a moral judgment predicated on a moral binary.
November 7, 2025 at 12:28 AM
what a vexatiously tendentious misreading. as if any analysis of global economic and productive forces which identifies two distinct and incongruent interests implies a moral judgment predicated on a moral binary.
I think Howard the Duck might be a kappa?
November 1, 2025 at 6:58 AM
I think Howard the Duck might be a kappa?
...Beavis???
October 14, 2025 at 10:38 PM
...Beavis???
lest anyone think Kirk was *merely* a virulent anti-Semite, it seems he never met a kind of bigotry he didn't happily spread, like a socio-cultural Typhoid Mary
September 11, 2025 at 2:55 PM
lest anyone think Kirk was *merely* a virulent anti-Semite, it seems he never met a kind of bigotry he didn't happily spread, like a socio-cultural Typhoid Mary
"Practicing politics the right way," huh?
![A photograph of a Media Matters article from 2023 with the headline "Charlie Kirk blames 'Jewish Dollars' for funding 'cultural Marxist ideas'", with a sub-headline reading "Kirk says that 'cultural Marxist ideas' need to be 'cleanse[d]'"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:h4jedmbieqgeja675cpuasxe/bafkreicbejuqjvapeyi666z7s3z6bo5etpaimiyyqmturexpwumf2h6cby@jpeg)
September 11, 2025 at 1:52 PM
"Practicing politics the right way," huh?
I didn't find that one, but I *did* find this one, which I reported for impersonation
August 22, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I didn't find that one, but I *did* find this one, which I reported for impersonation
30 Rock got away with this somehow
June 4, 2025 at 3:32 PM
30 Rock got away with this somehow
just imagining him at the supermarket, staring at this and becoming increasinbly agitated
March 1, 2025 at 8:30 PM
just imagining him at the supermarket, staring at this and becoming increasinbly agitated
this one's a queen
December 7, 2024 at 8:35 PM
this one's a queen
I think this might be a machine-generated image, many little details things look very off
November 29, 2024 at 10:14 PM
I think this might be a machine-generated image, many little details things look very off
this is what the inside of a Geek Bar looks like. If you even care.
November 25, 2024 at 11:23 PM
this is what the inside of a Geek Bar looks like. If you even care.
i think I preferred this version of NYC. I'll take honest and sleazy over reactionary cultural hegemony any day
October 25, 2024 at 2:53 PM
i think I preferred this version of NYC. I'll take honest and sleazy over reactionary cultural hegemony any day
apparently they zap your whole Area with EM radiation to induce thermal tissue damage, which leads to the production of more collagen deep in the skin and subcutaneous tissue? Hard to believe there's no comparable thermo-electric therapy for older, looser, messed-up dongs
January 28, 2024 at 9:07 PM
apparently they zap your whole Area with EM radiation to induce thermal tissue damage, which leads to the production of more collagen deep in the skin and subcutaneous tissue? Hard to believe there's no comparable thermo-electric therapy for older, looser, messed-up dongs
this is unrelated but i wanted you to see it
December 1, 2023 at 6:44 PM
this is unrelated but i wanted you to see it
lack of coverage
November 29, 2023 at 5:12 AM
lack of coverage
some important methodological caveats:
November 29, 2023 at 5:12 AM
some important methodological caveats:
i just closed twitter immediately when I saw this and pushed my computer out of a window (writing this from my phone, whose number is almost up)
November 14, 2023 at 9:30 PM
i just closed twitter immediately when I saw this and pushed my computer out of a window (writing this from my phone, whose number is almost up)