Elizabeth Heighway
@ehtranslates.bsky.social
I translate from French & Georgian, but sometimes you’d hardly know it.
Luckily none of it is remotely true. Phew.
November 26, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Luckily none of it is remotely true. Phew.
We had one of these on the high street between the B&M and the CashConverters but the guys from The Happy Plaice torched it cos their fishcake sales went right down.
November 26, 2025 at 1:33 PM
We had one of these on the high street between the B&M and the CashConverters but the guys from The Happy Plaice torched it cos their fishcake sales went right down.
You know, the spinning wheel of buffering before the post loaded properly - also pretty accurate 😵💫😵💫😵💫
November 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
You know, the spinning wheel of buffering before the post loaded properly - also pretty accurate 😵💫😵💫😵💫
Who can tell, Mordecai? Certainly not me, that's for sure.
November 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Who can tell, Mordecai? Certainly not me, that's for sure.
La boulangerie d'en bas... 🥹❤️😭
*stares miserably at the nearest Greggs*
*stares miserably at the nearest Greggs*
November 23, 2025 at 9:14 AM
La boulangerie d'en bas... 🥹❤️😭
*stares miserably at the nearest Greggs*
*stares miserably at the nearest Greggs*
True allyship 🙌
November 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
True allyship 🙌
Oh PREACH, Daniel. It's like them expecting people to remember significant years, where basically any number could be substituted for any other number. I mean. Who on earth designed this system?!
November 5, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Oh PREACH, Daniel. It's like them expecting people to remember significant years, where basically any number could be substituted for any other number. I mean. Who on earth designed this system?!