Best Egg
@egglandsbestegg.bsky.social
Space enthusiast 🪐 • Proud dad 👶🏼 • Trekkie 🖖 • Software engineer 👨💻 • Ok-ish husband 🤡 • Machine hunter 🏹 • Not a real egg 🥚 • Opinions are my own 💭
Also the guy behind SpaceDashboard.com (@spacedashboard.com) and @CloseApproaches.com
Also the guy behind SpaceDashboard.com (@spacedashboard.com) and @CloseApproaches.com
Found this metal song, “The Claw is the Law”, and only at the end did I realize it’s about White Claw 😆
January 18, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Found this metal song, “The Claw is the Law”, and only at the end did I realize it’s about White Claw 😆
Watching Cars with Baby Egg and he finally asks, 100% seriously:
“How do they go potty? Poop and pee?”
“How do they go potty? Poop and pee?”
a red car with rusteze written on it
ALT: a red car with rusteze written on it
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January 18, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Watching Cars with Baby Egg and he finally asks, 100% seriously:
“How do they go potty? Poop and pee?”
“How do they go potty? Poop and pee?”
Reposted by Best Egg
One of the funniest things I think I’ve ever heard Lil Parm say…
“Is that Taylor Swift? Is she stuck in a crab claw?”
“Is that Taylor Swift? Is she stuck in a crab claw?”
January 15, 2026 at 10:47 PM
One of the funniest things I think I’ve ever heard Lil Parm say…
“Is that Taylor Swift? Is she stuck in a crab claw?”
“Is that Taylor Swift? Is she stuck in a crab claw?”
Just had a lovely chat with AI where we talked through a thought experiment I had about the reason behind why matter warps spacetime.
I seriously need to get out more.
I seriously need to get out more.
January 13, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Just had a lovely chat with AI where we talked through a thought experiment I had about the reason behind why matter warps spacetime.
I seriously need to get out more.
I seriously need to get out more.
Please help, I'm falling down another YouTube rabbit hole full of visualizing/understanding time dilation, past/present/future existence, and general relativity and I really should be sSLeEEPinG
January 11, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Please help, I'm falling down another YouTube rabbit hole full of visualizing/understanding time dilation, past/present/future existence, and general relativity and I really should be sSLeEEPinG
Happy new solar orbit to all Earth based organisms! ☀️🌎🎉
January 1, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Happy new solar orbit to all Earth based organisms! ☀️🌎🎉
I was driving around all day with an 8 eyed monster in my car. I swear to God if I saw that while I was driving I would have crashed that car right off of the highway
December 30, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I was driving around all day with an 8 eyed monster in my car. I swear to God if I saw that while I was driving I would have crashed that car right off of the highway
Watching Star Trek: Generations with 4 year old Baby Egg because I told him it’s a Christmas movie. Merry Christmas!
December 25, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Watching Star Trek: Generations with 4 year old Baby Egg because I told him it’s a Christmas movie. Merry Christmas!
Baby Egg just asked if I know what a Zamboni hug is and for a moment I thought I was going to get very hurt
November 29, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Baby Egg just asked if I know what a Zamboni hug is and for a moment I thought I was going to get very hurt
It’s officially a no belt kinda day.
November 27, 2025 at 1:47 PM
It’s officially a no belt kinda day.
I know I’m old because the music at this hockey game is way too loud for me.
November 23, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I know I’m old because the music at this hockey game is way too loud for me.
I think our tv might not be big enough
November 11, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I think our tv might not be big enough
She had pancakes– pray for our plumbing
November 9, 2025 at 1:34 PM
She had pancakes– pray for our plumbing
Guys, I figured it out! I know how to enjoy food without the heartburn.
You chew it up, enjoying and savoring the wonderful flavors. Just when you’re about done you simply spit it out.
Heartburn avoided!
You chew it up, enjoying and savoring the wonderful flavors. Just when you’re about done you simply spit it out.
Heartburn avoided!
November 2, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Guys, I figured it out! I know how to enjoy food without the heartburn.
You chew it up, enjoying and savoring the wonderful flavors. Just when you’re about done you simply spit it out.
Heartburn avoided!
You chew it up, enjoying and savoring the wonderful flavors. Just when you’re about done you simply spit it out.
Heartburn avoided!
He’s planning something, I can feel it.
October 30, 2025 at 10:53 PM
He’s planning something, I can feel it.
4-year-old Egg was trash talking during Mario Kart and said he was going to chainsaw me.
a cartoon of ralph from the simpsons sits in an orange seat in front of an emergency exit sign
ALT: a cartoon of ralph from the simpsons sits in an orange seat in front of an emergency exit sign
media.tenor.com
October 28, 2025 at 11:07 PM
4-year-old Egg was trash talking during Mario Kart and said he was going to chainsaw me.
Apple should make it possible, for a very small fee, to request a physical version of movies purchased through them. I feel myself aging every day and all I want is the ability to watch a movie I bought without the need for internet should I choose 👴🏻
October 28, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Apple should make it possible, for a very small fee, to request a physical version of movies purchased through them. I feel myself aging every day and all I want is the ability to watch a movie I bought without the need for internet should I choose 👴🏻
She’s being especially hurtful this morning and giving me her pancakes she couldn’t finish.
She knows I love pancakes, and sHe KnOWs oF mY AFFLICTIONS!
🚫👅
🚫👃
🚫👂
She knows I love pancakes, and sHe KnOWs oF mY AFFLICTIONS!
🚫👅
🚫👃
🚫👂
October 22, 2025 at 11:29 AM
She’s being especially hurtful this morning and giving me her pancakes she couldn’t finish.
She knows I love pancakes, and sHe KnOWs oF mY AFFLICTIONS!
🚫👅
🚫👃
🚫👂
She knows I love pancakes, and sHe KnOWs oF mY AFFLICTIONS!
🚫👅
🚫👃
🚫👂
There’s a new 8 legged body in the basement that I will not be telling her about.
Happy spooky season!
Happy spooky season!
October 19, 2025 at 1:53 AM
There’s a new 8 legged body in the basement that I will not be telling her about.
Happy spooky season!
Happy spooky season!
Oh, I forgot I swindled my way into getting a brand new upper torque mount for my old car, what am I gonna do with this upper torque mount now? Anyone need an upper torque mount for an old Volvo XC60?
October 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Oh, I forgot I swindled my way into getting a brand new upper torque mount for my old car, what am I gonna do with this upper torque mount now? Anyone need an upper torque mount for an old Volvo XC60?
Last day to get your $7500 tax credit for qualifying electric vehicle purchases!
September 30, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Last day to get your $7500 tax credit for qualifying electric vehicle purchases!
I am old, I made the oldest person mistake, I butt dialed someone and didn’t notice until three minutes into the call.
Send me to a home already
Send me to a home already
September 27, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I am old, I made the oldest person mistake, I butt dialed someone and didn’t notice until three minutes into the call.
Send me to a home already
Send me to a home already
Baby Egg keeps calling Jar Jar Binks “Tuba” and when I asked why he said “it’s his middle name”.
So it’s official, his full name is Jar Jar Tuba Binks.
So it’s official, his full name is Jar Jar Tuba Binks.
September 27, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Baby Egg keeps calling Jar Jar Binks “Tuba” and when I asked why he said “it’s his middle name”.
So it’s official, his full name is Jar Jar Tuba Binks.
So it’s official, his full name is Jar Jar Tuba Binks.
Reposted by Best Egg
my parenting secret is Big Cardboard Box. are your kids grumpy? bored? on their toddler bullshit? ask if Big Cardboard Box is right for your family
September 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
my parenting secret is Big Cardboard Box. are your kids grumpy? bored? on their toddler bullshit? ask if Big Cardboard Box is right for your family