It’s ok Donald, move into the Light… go, follow the Light…

(ssshh don’t tell him the light is fires in Hell)

needs braces

go back to GBS

It's even funnier when you think about how it's a British play and the film version has a largely American cast, while shot in Prague.

"Honey, you must forgive me not bathing for the last month as I've been worried about Iran"

Steve Martin would have been great, but I think it would have compelled Kubrick to make Eyes Wide Shut more comedic. It's already a dark comedy and Tom Cruise in the part helps mask that intention. Hard to do with one of the funniest actors who have ever lived.

There's a sick irony of someone who looks and sounds as awful as him flippantly suggesting this shit.

Also, fuck you for joining in with the fucking nazis ripping off Ghibli for these terrible plagiarism machine images. It's because of you assholes this country is where it's at. God fucking damnit, I hate this shit.

Only reason I'd go to this event is if they were committing seppuku live on stage in front of the crowd and the front row was given plastic tarps like a Gallegher show