Alan Says Fuck ICE
@effingalan.bsky.social
Still the most important person I know.
Wasn't aware the woke mob existed in 1492
February 7, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Wasn't aware the woke mob existed in 1492
Should start a spreadsheet of his exes
February 7, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Should start a spreadsheet of his exes
the weed kind?
February 6, 2026 at 6:49 PM
the weed kind?
Sorry to hear. Reach out if you need anything
February 6, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Sorry to hear. Reach out if you need anything
Their parents really loved the movie.
February 6, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Their parents really loved the movie.
I use the Samsung Galaxy Buds Pro. But for ones that I don't care how messed up they get I've used Anker earbuds in the past for workouts. They survived a wash/dry cycle.
February 6, 2026 at 2:05 PM
I use the Samsung Galaxy Buds Pro. But for ones that I don't care how messed up they get I've used Anker earbuds in the past for workouts. They survived a wash/dry cycle.
Through the power of Christ. Obviously.
February 6, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Through the power of Christ. Obviously.
YELL INTO MY BUTTHOLE
February 6, 2026 at 1:33 AM
YELL INTO MY BUTTHOLE
Take my pup on many walks where she'll get ticks. www.airbnb.com/rooms/135964...
Treehouse in Sunrise Beach · ★5.0 · 1 bedroom · 1 bed · 1 bath
Treehouse 1- Private Hot Tub - Firepit- Pets
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February 6, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Take my pup on many walks where she'll get ticks. www.airbnb.com/rooms/135964...
Would stare at all the stars. www.airbnb.com/rooms/145144...
Treehouse in Annapolis · ★4.67 · 1 bedroom · 2 beds · 1 bath
RIVER and SKY Treehouse -Hot tub-Amazing Views-
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February 6, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Would stare at all the stars. www.airbnb.com/rooms/145144...
If the weather was nice enough I'd just sleep on the middle level. www.airbnb.com/rooms/900274...
Treehouse in Bradleyville · ★4.97 · 1 bedroom · 1 bed · 2 baths
The Glade Top Fire Tower / Treehouse
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February 6, 2026 at 12:55 AM
If the weather was nice enough I'd just sleep on the middle level. www.airbnb.com/rooms/900274...
I could spend a week here with my phone off. www.airbnb.com/rooms/109703...
Treehouse in Perryville · ★4.99 · 1 bedroom · 1 bed · 1 bath
TreeRise - Unearth Your Calm
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February 6, 2026 at 12:54 AM
I could spend a week here with my phone off. www.airbnb.com/rooms/109703...