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Alan Stumbles Through Life
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Still the most important person I know.
She's so tired.
January 21, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Rock. Chalk. Victory. #kubball
January 21, 2026 at 6:07 AM
Let the game go to OT. I ain't got shit to do tomorrow. However, from the time zone I woke up in it's approaching 2am. 🥱
January 21, 2026 at 5:57 AM
Me, refreshing my feed to see if he's kicked it.
a close up of a sad cat with the words pleeeaasse written below it
ALT: a close up of a sad cat with the words pleeeaasse written below it
media.tenor.com
January 21, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Fran is so fucking insufferable. #kubball
January 21, 2026 at 4:27 AM
This plane is insanely hot and I'd like to open a window.
January 21, 2026 at 4:12 AM
It is, once again, time for #kubball
January 21, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Reposted by Alan Stumbles Through Life
"Don’t kid yourself, folks: There is no magic bullet here," writes @benjaminwittes.lawfaremedia.org in The Situation.

"There is, instead, a long hard slog ahead of us—a long hard slog of elections, advocacy, protest, litigation, and people fighting for their rights."
The Situation: “Evident Clinical Symptoms”
There is no magic bullet solution to a deranged president.
www.lawfaremedia.org
January 20, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Back in the US and time to catch up on some news....welp let's just turn this plane around I guess.
January 21, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Can't believe I have to come back to all this bullshit
January 20, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Not ok to disrupt a church service but ok to storm a school and kidnap a teacher. Got it.
Rep. Randy Fine on protesters who disrupted a church service in the Twin Cities: "These people have to go to jail. They have to go to jail for a very long time."
January 20, 2026 at 1:27 PM
IT WASN'T ME
January 20, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Flight back isn't until 3 so I'm just gonna enjoy a nice laid back morning before flying to Chicago. I'm sure it's also 80 there.
January 20, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Sure.
January 19, 2026 at 8:38 PM
I also saw a sea turtle while snorkeling and it did not seem amused.
January 19, 2026 at 3:09 PM
I've had fresh fish for every meal and am so happy about it.
January 19, 2026 at 3:06 PM
I'll yet again make so.
January 19, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Good morning. The roosters are a roostering
January 19, 2026 at 11:29 AM
Drinking on a mountain.
January 18, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Nuts
January 18, 2026 at 7:22 PM
I'm having a decent day.
January 18, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Got bored with one island. Going to a different one.
January 18, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Beach day awaits
January 18, 2026 at 11:17 AM
Good morning
January 18, 2026 at 11:05 AM
This was good.
January 18, 2026 at 1:42 AM