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Effective Nancy
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(She/her) Trying to remember the fun things about existential dread. Jane-of-some-trades. Toastie 🍞 ✶ Followback/crypto/AI accounts, religious/political proselytizers, low post accounts, & transphobes blocked on sight ✶ old friends pls DM for Signal/email
i also like USians bc it’s both awkward and specific and now i haven’t a third reason, in that some people think it’s twee or whatever. saw someone say it’s implicitly white but? how? i just want to distinguish my dumb country from the rest of the Americas, whose fault we’re not
November 27, 2025 at 8:26 PM
i’m crazy for sight hounds
November 27, 2025 at 7:26 PM
what constitutes kidney friendliness besides not excessive proteins?
November 27, 2025 at 7:25 PM
if my kid were still small i’d do it just to catch some quiet
November 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
john singer sargent could never faithfully render such a revealing garment but something in the quality of the lighting evokes his drama
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
told my teen about this prompt and they were like omg 💯
November 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
it’s boh-ZEE-mun, right?
November 27, 2025 at 3:17 PM
chow down, gorgeous girl!
November 27, 2025 at 3:15 PM
that’s it, that’s the one, we called it the steel cow
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
yeah, giant bags with spouts at the bottom and we had to lift a heavy counterweight to allow flow (no campus farm; i suspect Sysco)
November 27, 2025 at 2:24 PM
if he finds a way to do it, he’s entitled
November 27, 2025 at 2:11 PM
your alt text left out your handsome dog’s leg, so sad
November 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
i think he had his cheeks emptied
November 27, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Happy birthday anyway!
November 27, 2025 at 1:50 AM
it’s both unbelievable and completely believable that engineers made racist faucets
November 26, 2025 at 6:12 PM
my kid and i were just discussing this! we have an HVAC guy visiting rn making terrible noises with the boiler
November 26, 2025 at 3:20 PM
i mean he’s pretty progressive for a guy from Lyons, that’s not a very friendly area ime
November 26, 2025 at 3:19 PM
i ran out of characters!
November 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM
mine is offering an insurance fraud scheme for yours
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 AM
ahhhh FOR ALL MANKIND my goodness we enjoy that show
November 26, 2025 at 3:52 AM
•bad sisters if you enjoy angst
•murderbot & sunny if you like robots
•platonic & the studio if you like seth rogen
•pachinko to have your heart broken
•the morning show is an enjoyable soap opera
•slow horses and down cemetery road for british int thrills
•loot & palm royale for the comediennes SNL
November 26, 2025 at 3:38 AM