classic masshole
effable.bsky.social
classic masshole
@effable.bsky.social
Sci-fi and sea shanty enthusiast. Queer jewish parenting content, mostly. (she/they)
Galavant hopes you had a happy Halloween and also hopes to be free of this indignity.
November 1, 2025 at 7:35 PM
This would make a kickass Halloween costume tho
October 22, 2025 at 10:59 PM
A movie that takes place where you're from. Born and raised and yes I have ordered the overpriced whiskey in that exact bar.
April 16, 2025 at 8:33 PM
It gave us such a good meme format though
April 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
My kids lasted almost 45 minutes at today's protest (suburbs edition) and had a great time making signs and chanting and yelling with everyone who turned out!
April 5, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Chag Purim Sameach! Here's to another several thousand years of rejoicing at the downfall of an evil vizier who wears a stupid hat.
March 14, 2025 at 7:01 PM
"No, you can't put the cat in the washing machine."
February 26, 2025 at 12:43 AM
This is Galavant, he hasn't stolen any bread in several weeks (which is coincidentally how long we have owned a bread box).
February 18, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Never-before-seen footage of the Gardner museum heist
February 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Kids are home for a snow day but fortunately we have a brand new cookbook to try out
February 6, 2025 at 2:10 PM
My kids when I ask who's having the first bath
January 29, 2025 at 11:45 PM
A criminal
January 10, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Extremely close vote in the sour cream vs applesauce election at the temple Hanukkah party
December 22, 2024 at 6:27 PM
November 16, 2024 at 12:39 PM
Me every time we have yet another structural re-org and rebranding
September 18, 2024 at 4:04 PM
What are the odds my 4-year-old will appreciate the amount of time and effort I put into assembling this?
September 6, 2024 at 1:19 AM
This theme is very misleading, Roy Kent is nowhere on this board
August 2, 2024 at 3:49 PM
LOOK WHAT CAME AND IT'S NOT EVEN MY BIRTHDAY YET
June 7, 2024 at 11:01 PM
Reading this book to my 4-year-old and thinking about the time in 9th grade history class a boy argued that women shouldn't fight and were naturally more suited to churning butter because they were weaker than men, and my friend went off on him and yelled DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO CHURN BUTTER?
March 23, 2024 at 12:41 AM
October 26, 2023 at 8:52 PM
ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS
September 11, 2023 at 11:32 PM
Me flirting
August 9, 2023 at 12:54 PM