classic masshole
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Sci-fi and sea shanty enthusiast. Queer jewish parenting content, mostly. (she/they)
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PACKAGE: Every now and then I fall apart
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STORE: We put your order in a box!
STORE: Look who has a mailing label!
STORE: Your order has been shipped!
STORE: Your order is in your city!
STORE: Your order is nearby!
STORE: Your order sees you.
STORE: Turn around.
December 5, 2025 at 12:31 AM
PACKAGE: Every now and then I fall apart
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There is no way you can guess how the thread that ends in this instant classic begins.
The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
November 23, 2025 at 6:54 PM
There is no way you can guess how the thread that ends in this instant classic begins.
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this is how you lose the dish war
November 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
this is how you lose the dish war
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This Reddit thread of your most Greater Boston photo is absolute perfection
From the boston community on Reddit: Show me your most (greater) Boston photo
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November 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
This Reddit thread of your most Greater Boston photo is absolute perfection
The biggest problem in my marriage is that sometimes I want to listen to the same song on repeat for three to forty-seven hours and my spouse weirdly does not enjoy that.
November 17, 2025 at 12:42 AM
The biggest problem in my marriage is that sometimes I want to listen to the same song on repeat for three to forty-seven hours and my spouse weirdly does not enjoy that.
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RIP Baudrillard you would have loved this shit
New uncanny valley unlocked: inflatable corn maze for urban fall fests.
November 9, 2025 at 4:25 AM
RIP Baudrillard you would have loved this shit
Galavant hopes you had a happy Halloween and also hopes to be free of this indignity.
November 1, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Galavant hopes you had a happy Halloween and also hopes to be free of this indignity.
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If you know basic kabbalah it's actually not too hard to make a golem out of a labubu. Don't recommend it though. They have a pre-existing body-dharma. As soon as they wake they run straight for the sea. V hard to counter. Lost the first one. No idea what it's doing out there. Moved like lightning.
October 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
If you know basic kabbalah it's actually not too hard to make a golem out of a labubu. Don't recommend it though. They have a pre-existing body-dharma. As soon as they wake they run straight for the sea. V hard to counter. Lost the first one. No idea what it's doing out there. Moved like lightning.
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The most accurate recreation of DS9 I've seen.
September 26, 2025 at 1:15 PM
The most accurate recreation of DS9 I've seen.
I desperately need the orange line version
Walked into CVS to buy dental floss, walked out with a Red line fridge magnet, as one does.
September 25, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I desperately need the orange line version
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Isaac Chotiner has invited me to sample some delicious Amontillado wine and I don’t know guys but I think I’m going to come out of this interview seeming like *quite* the wine expert
September 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Isaac Chotiner has invited me to sample some delicious Amontillado wine and I don’t know guys but I think I’m going to come out of this interview seeming like *quite* the wine expert
Was not expecting a band to cover Jack Off Jill at FreshGrass but I am into it
September 20, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Was not expecting a band to cover Jack Off Jill at FreshGrass but I am into it
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Linguistics
September 11, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Linguistics
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You know this plastic prison of theirs won't hold me forever, Charles.
Clearly, things had not worked out the way that Ronald had hoped.
September 11, 2025 at 10:27 PM
You know this plastic prison of theirs won't hold me forever, Charles.
"And as I quickly learned, it’s a short road from absent-mindedly bopping one’s shoulders to the beat of “Soda Pop” to learning the Hangul alphabet so that one can properly sing along with the soundtrack."
Oh no my Duolingo account and I are in this one
Oh no my Duolingo account and I are in this one
"Perhaps the quizzical look you gave me as I awkwardly exited the vehicle indicated that you are unfamiliar with the movie--nay, the cultural phenomenon. Let me summarize. It is a high-concept film: There is a K-pop band, and they are also demon hunters."
Please Don’t Judge Me for Blasting the KPop Demon Hunters Soundtrack in My Car
Ashley, can we talk about our driveway encounter the other day? I realize we don’t know each other very well, but let me just come right out and sa...
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September 11, 2025 at 4:16 PM
"And as I quickly learned, it’s a short road from absent-mindedly bopping one’s shoulders to the beat of “Soda Pop” to learning the Hangul alphabet so that one can properly sing along with the soundtrack."
Oh no my Duolingo account and I are in this one
Oh no my Duolingo account and I are in this one
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"How Are the Very Rich Feeling About New York’s Next Mayor?"
A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons.
Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.
A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons.
Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.
September 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
"How Are the Very Rich Feeling About New York’s Next Mayor?"
A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons.
Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.
A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons.
Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.
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I have just been informed that everyone who reposts the Somerville polyamory story is added to the polycule.
September 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I have just been informed that everyone who reposts the Somerville polyamory story is added to the polycule.
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“What would you do with the money?”
Broke: go to more concerts
Woke: buy a concert venue
Bespoke: pay a struggling musician $100k a year plus benefits for three years to write a rock opera shitting on my enemies
Broke: go to more concerts
Woke: buy a concert venue
Bespoke: pay a struggling musician $100k a year plus benefits for three years to write a rock opera shitting on my enemies
September 4, 2025 at 12:09 AM
“What would you do with the money?”
Broke: go to more concerts
Woke: buy a concert venue
Bespoke: pay a struggling musician $100k a year plus benefits for three years to write a rock opera shitting on my enemies
Broke: go to more concerts
Woke: buy a concert venue
Bespoke: pay a struggling musician $100k a year plus benefits for three years to write a rock opera shitting on my enemies
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Not everybody needs to be a strawberry. There’s room for cranberries in this world too. You can be weird and sour and only tolerated by people around the holidays because they grew up with you. I know you can. You can be fun when mixed with enough vodka. I believe in you. You can live in a bog.
August 13, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Not everybody needs to be a strawberry. There’s room for cranberries in this world too. You can be weird and sour and only tolerated by people around the holidays because they grew up with you. I know you can. You can be fun when mixed with enough vodka. I believe in you. You can live in a bog.
Checked out a cool record shop today and lost all my street cred when my kids immediately asked if they had Taylor Swift (they did, we got 1989).
August 30, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Checked out a cool record shop today and lost all my street cred when my kids immediately asked if they had Taylor Swift (they did, we got 1989).
The problem with exercise is if I knit for an hour I get visible progress on my project but if I exercise for an hour I get sweaty, which is an objectively worse outcome.
August 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
The problem with exercise is if I knit for an hour I get visible progress on my project but if I exercise for an hour I get sweaty, which is an objectively worse outcome.
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Two Bostonians get rescued from a deserted island.
The rescuers find that they've constructed two Dunkin's on the island. They ask, "why are there two? You each needed your own Dunkin'?"
One of the Bostonians gestures at the nearby Dunkin' and says "that's the Dunkin' we don't go to"
The rescuers find that they've constructed two Dunkin's on the island. They ask, "why are there two? You each needed your own Dunkin'?"
One of the Bostonians gestures at the nearby Dunkin' and says "that's the Dunkin' we don't go to"
Boston is awesome because of the Dunkin variance. I live walking distance to three, one is top tier, one meh, and one I've seen the police called at for fights that broke out several times and a man trimming his nails in once (the police were not called but should have been)
August 20, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Two Bostonians get rescued from a deserted island.
The rescuers find that they've constructed two Dunkin's on the island. They ask, "why are there two? You each needed your own Dunkin'?"
One of the Bostonians gestures at the nearby Dunkin' and says "that's the Dunkin' we don't go to"
The rescuers find that they've constructed two Dunkin's on the island. They ask, "why are there two? You each needed your own Dunkin'?"
One of the Bostonians gestures at the nearby Dunkin' and says "that's the Dunkin' we don't go to"
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I’m a little sorry but this is just what my brain is like
August 21, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I’m a little sorry but this is just what my brain is like
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Give me six seasons and three summer blockbusters
March 6, 2024 at 5:32 AM
Give me six seasons and three summer blockbusters