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wild tofurkey 🥃
@eeyikes.bsky.social
she/her • Georgia, US

Mouthy spinster. Cursed to regret everything I’ve ever posted, but tragically unable to shut up.
Correct as always.
November 26, 2025 at 2:53 AM
It’s a “Swiss Colony” catalog? I’ve never ordered from them before…
November 25, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Today I read this blog which contains some promising sleep advice. I haven’t tried it yet myself but the author swears it’s foolproof (search the page for “cognitive shuffling” if you’re interested - it’s toward the bottom, after the main text). In any case, best wishes for a restful night!
going through hell, keeping going
on art, grief, and the emotional heroism of just bloody keeping on making your work
naomialderman.substack.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Just yell “OPA!” and style it out like it was on purpose. No one will know!
November 24, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Also: I went to school to expand my horizons, not make money. I knew my degree wouldn’t pay well, I did not care, and I don’t regret a thing.
November 23, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I keep feeling pulled toward dumb watches. Some AW notifications (that can’t be disabled) drive me nuts + my face-change automations keep breaking. But I like knowing when a cat finally trips me and I hit my head on a kitchen counter, the Watch will dial 911. Not brave enough to ditch that yet.
November 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM