Le Dum Cumpkin Pie 🥧
@eepybruh.bsky.social
My cat and I share a single brain cell.
📍 DFW
🩺 RN
🏳️🌈 He/Him
🐱 Cats
👾 Pokemon
🪴 Plants
🔞 Occasionally NSFW
IG: @kearn_s
📍 DFW
🩺 RN
🏳️🌈 He/Him
🐱 Cats
👾 Pokemon
🪴 Plants
🔞 Occasionally NSFW
IG: @kearn_s
Wait… maybe I should have flew home for the holidays 👀
November 26, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Wait… maybe I should have flew home for the holidays 👀
Scott Riccardi and Harrison could take me out for a nice dinner 🙂↕️
November 26, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Scott Riccardi and Harrison could take me out for a nice dinner 🙂↕️
What’s the first? Pistachio?
November 26, 2025 at 3:26 AM
What’s the first? Pistachio?
Then call me Dante cause I’m tryna eat (or something)
November 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Then call me Dante cause I’m tryna eat (or something)
Idk where are you?
November 26, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Idk where are you?
A whole snack 🤤
November 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
A whole snack 🤤
Does that compass point true north?
November 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Does that compass point true north?
Test subject acquired 💋
November 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Test subject acquired 💋
They would pick such a flattering color for you 😌
November 25, 2025 at 11:42 PM
They would pick such a flattering color for you 😌
Me wondering how other Shane’s kiss 🤔
November 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Me wondering how other Shane’s kiss 🤔
Great minds think of honey labubu jorkin’ it
November 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Great minds think of honey labubu jorkin’ it
Free edging practice
November 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Free edging practice
66 of those are my alts
November 25, 2025 at 7:08 PM
66 of those are my alts
Disrespect as you please 🤭
November 25, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Disrespect as you please 🤭
Well Philly loves their fa—
I mean have a safe trip 🤭
I mean have a safe trip 🤭
November 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Well Philly loves their fa—
I mean have a safe trip 🤭
I mean have a safe trip 🤭
The absolute worst.
November 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
The absolute worst.
Surprised she didn’t call you a yuppie and throw a cheesesteak at you 🤭
November 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Surprised she didn’t call you a yuppie and throw a cheesesteak at you 🤭
The ones we have are nasty 🤢
November 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
The ones we have are nasty 🤢
“Some of them appear to be fucking.” So real for that
November 25, 2025 at 4:39 PM
“Some of them appear to be fucking.” So real for that
I believe the lyrics are “old, cold, covered in *blood*” but mud’s close enough
November 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I believe the lyrics are “old, cold, covered in *blood*” but mud’s close enough
Like 200 lbs?! I hope you’re British because my knees would snap beneath me 🙂↔️
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Like 200 lbs?! I hope you’re British because my knees would snap beneath me 🙂↔️