Le Dum Cumpkin Pie 🥧
@eepybruh.bsky.social
My cat and I share a single brain cell.
📍 DFW
🩺 RN
🏳️🌈 He/Him
🐱 Cats
👾 Pokemon
🪴 Plants
🔞 Occasionally NSFW
IG: @kearn_s
📍 DFW
🩺 RN
🏳️🌈 He/Him
🐱 Cats
👾 Pokemon
🪴 Plants
🔞 Occasionally NSFW
IG: @kearn_s
Pinned
Dallas don’t ever change 😌
November 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Dallas don’t ever change 😌
When nursing school oomfie decides to invite MAGA ex-oomfie to visit me in February
November 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
When nursing school oomfie decides to invite MAGA ex-oomfie to visit me in February
My toxic trait is eating 30 grams of protein a day and expecting to look like Jonathan Bailey 😌
a woman in a bathrobe is holding a glass of water in front of a marie claire ad
ALT: a woman in a bathrobe is holding a glass of water in front of a marie claire ad
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
My toxic trait is eating 30 grams of protein a day and expecting to look like Jonathan Bailey 😌
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Good morning it’s Monday morning
November 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Good morning it’s Monday morning
Ready to ride 🎢
November 23, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Ready to ride 🎢
On a scale of 9-10 how hungover will I be when we go to six flags tomorrow?
November 23, 2025 at 6:47 AM
On a scale of 9-10 how hungover will I be when we go to six flags tomorrow?
Bf said I look like Ariana but skinnier so I’m about to be insufferable ✨
November 23, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Bf said I look like Ariana but skinnier so I’m about to be insufferable ✨
Dinner’s ready boys
November 23, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Dinner’s ready boys
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“Is your dick burlap?”
November 21, 2025 at 4:41 PM
“Is your dick burlap?”
I think I’ve seen this film before…
November 22, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I think I’ve seen this film before…
Okay when I started identifying as “in my 30’s” I didn’t agree to these two day hangovers
November 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Okay when I started identifying as “in my 30’s” I didn’t agree to these two day hangovers
The first gen I owned. Need to do another playthrough for nostalgia’s sake 🥹
On this day in 2002, 23 years ago, Pokémon Ruby & Sapphire were first released.
These games started the third generation and introduced 135 new Pokémon. It told the story of you stopping Team Aqua or Team Magma
www.serebii.net/rubysapphire/
These games started the third generation and introduced 135 new Pokémon. It told the story of you stopping Team Aqua or Team Magma
www.serebii.net/rubysapphire/
November 22, 2025 at 1:27 AM
The first gen I owned. Need to do another playthrough for nostalgia’s sake 🥹
November 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I hope I look as good as some of you gorgeous people when I’m old (40)
November 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I hope I look as good as some of you gorgeous people when I’m old (40)
I’d never seen someone take a deep breath in through their butthole… until now
November 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I’d never seen someone take a deep breath in through their butthole… until now
I hate this timeline
November 21, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I hate this timeline
You’re really cute say it back 🫶🏻
November 21, 2025 at 1:17 AM
You’re really cute say it back 🫶🏻
I can’t think of any worse plague to hit the gay community than anal fissures
November 20, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I can’t think of any worse plague to hit the gay community than anal fissures
Can’t wait to hear y’all’s thoughts on Wicked For Good 😊
November 19, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Can’t wait to hear y’all’s thoughts on Wicked For Good 😊
Anyone wanna split some Porta 6 Tinto and watch Project Runway? (no Chads)
November 19, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Anyone wanna split some Porta 6 Tinto and watch Project Runway? (no Chads)
Please excuse my Wellbutrin-driven ferality (or egg it on idk)
November 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Please excuse my Wellbutrin-driven ferality (or egg it on idk)
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ketchup
November 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
ketchup
Clocking out of my day job and clocking in to being annoying on the internet
November 17, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Clocking out of my day job and clocking in to being annoying on the internet
Snapchat memories really loves a daily reminder of what my hole looks like, lest we forget
November 17, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Snapchat memories really loves a daily reminder of what my hole looks like, lest we forget