Edwin Flay
@edwinflay.bsky.social
Actor, writer, audio describer, reluctant producer. Wrote and performed that Harold Shipman play.
Dear Elon,
I’d rather teach my cat to castrate me.
No love,
Me.
I’d rather teach my cat to castrate me.
No love,
Me.
X is hiring a creative writing specialist at $40 an hour to make Grok better at writing and a true LOL at the qualifications
January 30, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Dear Elon,
I’d rather teach my cat to castrate me.
No love,
Me.
I’d rather teach my cat to castrate me.
No love,
Me.
Ruin a band by changing one letter
Big Nun
Big Nun
Ruin a band by changing one letter
Jethro Full
Jethro Full
Ruin a band by changing one letter
Yet
Yet
January 16, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Ruin a band by changing one letter
Big Nun
Big Nun
Reposted by Edwin Flay
Ruin a band by changing one letter
Jethro Full
Jethro Full
Ruin a band by changing one letter
Yet
Yet
Ruin a band by changing one letter.
Pearl Ham
Pearl Ham
January 16, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Ruin a band by changing one letter
Jethro Full
Jethro Full
This is bloody brilliant. I despair whenever I see creatives using it as a quick shortcut; the process is the point!
I considered writing a long carefully constructed argument laying out the harms and limitations of AI, but instead I wrote about being a hater. Only humans can be haters.
I Am An AI Hater
I am an AI hater. This is considered rude, but I do not care, because I am a hater.
anthonymoser.github.io
January 13, 2026 at 3:18 PM
This is bloody brilliant. I despair whenever I see creatives using it as a quick shortcut; the process is the point!
Reposted by Edwin Flay
I remember when there was a discussion on Twitter about Shein's manufacturing practices and some apologists invented all sorts of fantastical machinery and technology to avoid facing the more horrifying truth. Reminds me of this comedian's joke.
IG bscomedian
IG bscomedian
November 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I remember when there was a discussion on Twitter about Shein's manufacturing practices and some apologists invented all sorts of fantastical machinery and technology to avoid facing the more horrifying truth. Reminds me of this comedian's joke.
IG bscomedian
IG bscomedian
“He bit me with my own teeth!”
October 1, 2025 at 10:43 PM
“He bit me with my own teeth!”
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Any time I talk about a wealthy person's outfit, someone in the comments is quick to reply: "They're rich, you think they care?" No one has to care about my opinions or clothes, regardless of net worth.
But let's talk about the connection between wealth and aesthetics 🧵
But let's talk about the connection between wealth and aesthetics 🧵
July 1, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Any time I talk about a wealthy person's outfit, someone in the comments is quick to reply: "They're rich, you think they care?" No one has to care about my opinions or clothes, regardless of net worth.
But let's talk about the connection between wealth and aesthetics 🧵
But let's talk about the connection between wealth and aesthetics 🧵
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A mammoth circus of macabre fantasy and moral bankruptcy.
I got my views on mammoths down. Enjoy.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
I got my views on mammoths down. Enjoy.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Reviving the woolly mammoth isn’t just unethical. It’s impossible | Adam Rutherford
At a time when US scientists are under attack from their own government, the illiteracy around these elephantine fantasies is dangerous, says geneticist Adam Rutherford
www.theguardian.com
March 6, 2025 at 2:15 PM
A mammoth circus of macabre fantasy and moral bankruptcy.
I got my views on mammoths down. Enjoy.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
I got my views on mammoths down. Enjoy.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Okay, how can I get an Irving B mug?
February 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Okay, how can I get an Irving B mug?
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an important column. This won't revert back to normal by acting like its normal.
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/05/o...
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/05/o...
Opinion | There Is No Going Back (Gift Article)
The president’s opponents, whoever they are, cannot expect a return to the Constitution as it was.
www.nytimes.com
February 5, 2025 at 1:49 PM
an important column. This won't revert back to normal by acting like its normal.
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/05/o...
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/05/o...
New favourite place to sit. No tea for me, and no using the mouse, either…
January 23, 2025 at 12:18 PM
New favourite place to sit. No tea for me, and no using the mouse, either…
A wordle in two is great, because you get a little smug rush of feeling proper clever and intuitive.
A wordle in two is also crap, because the game is over before it has properly begun.
A wordle in two is also crap, because the game is over before it has properly begun.
January 22, 2025 at 10:27 AM
A wordle in two is great, because you get a little smug rush of feeling proper clever and intuitive.
A wordle in two is also crap, because the game is over before it has properly begun.
A wordle in two is also crap, because the game is over before it has properly begun.
Oh, Helly. Dylan missed out on seeing his son, just for you to lie? For shame! #lumon #inkierwetrust #severance
January 17, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Oh, Helly. Dylan missed out on seeing his son, just for you to lie? For shame! #lumon #inkierwetrust #severance
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NEW 🚨 Britain's electoral laws are broken - but successive governments have done nothing
Musk's proposed $100million donation to Nigel Farage shows we are on the cusp of a real crisis for British democracy
But it can be fixed. Here's how, by me
democracyforsale.substack.com/p/musks-100m...
Musk's proposed $100million donation to Nigel Farage shows we are on the cusp of a real crisis for British democracy
But it can be fixed. Here's how, by me
democracyforsale.substack.com/p/musks-100m...
Musk’s $100m to Farage will break our democracy
Keir Starmer needs to fix Britain’s broken electoral laws now - if he doesn’t, we will all suffer the consequences
democracyforsale.substack.com
December 1, 2024 at 12:56 PM
NEW 🚨 Britain's electoral laws are broken - but successive governments have done nothing
Musk's proposed $100million donation to Nigel Farage shows we are on the cusp of a real crisis for British democracy
But it can be fixed. Here's how, by me
democracyforsale.substack.com/p/musks-100m...
Musk's proposed $100million donation to Nigel Farage shows we are on the cusp of a real crisis for British democracy
But it can be fixed. Here's how, by me
democracyforsale.substack.com/p/musks-100m...
First suspected bot follower.
Hey Ho. Still better than the cesspit formerly known as Twitter.
Hey Ho. Still better than the cesspit formerly known as Twitter.
November 22, 2024 at 6:32 PM
First suspected bot follower.
Hey Ho. Still better than the cesspit formerly known as Twitter.
Hey Ho. Still better than the cesspit formerly known as Twitter.
I would dearly love this to be true.
Satirical publication The Onion says it bought Alex Jones' Infowars at auction
November 14, 2024 at 2:33 PM
I would dearly love this to be true.
Exciting news: all six of our guest hosts have been confirmed for the Q&As which follow The Quality of Mercy in its brief run at The Playground Theatre next week!
October 16, 2023 at 4:21 PM
Exciting news: all six of our guest hosts have been confirmed for the Q&As which follow The Quality of Mercy in its brief run at The Playground Theatre next week!
Catch the critically acclaimed, #OffFest-nominated show The Quality Of Mercy - 24-28 October
at The Playground Theatre, London. Includes a Q&A after each performance, with a variety of guest hosts. Written by and starring me! #haroldshipman #truecrime #pickofthefringe
at The Playground Theatre, London. Includes a Q&A after each performance, with a variety of guest hosts. Written by and starring me! #haroldshipman #truecrime #pickofthefringe
October 8, 2023 at 9:40 AM
Catch the critically acclaimed, #OffFest-nominated show The Quality Of Mercy - 24-28 October
at The Playground Theatre, London. Includes a Q&A after each performance, with a variety of guest hosts. Written by and starring me! #haroldshipman #truecrime #pickofthefringe
at The Playground Theatre, London. Includes a Q&A after each performance, with a variety of guest hosts. Written by and starring me! #haroldshipman #truecrime #pickofthefringe