Edward Jenkins
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Record signing, Bonymaen Bowls Club 🔴⚫
Record signing, Bonymaen Bowls Club 🔴⚫
People will laugh at this, but be prepared to get egg on your face, if you fail to take Scotland seriously going into 2026.
November 28, 2025 at 8:49 AM
People will laugh at this, but be prepared to get egg on your face, if you fail to take Scotland seriously going into 2026.
See, this is why I occasionally relapse and need to sneak off to have illicit Twitter sex with the Saffas.
At least they respect me for what I am : a professional rugby pundit.
UNLIKE YOU UNGRATEFUL BASTARDS.😤
At least they respect me for what I am : a professional rugby pundit.
UNLIKE YOU UNGRATEFUL BASTARDS.😤
November 27, 2025 at 9:30 PM
See, this is why I occasionally relapse and need to sneak off to have illicit Twitter sex with the Saffas.
At least they respect me for what I am : a professional rugby pundit.
UNLIKE YOU UNGRATEFUL BASTARDS.😤
At least they respect me for what I am : a professional rugby pundit.
UNLIKE YOU UNGRATEFUL BASTARDS.😤
Wow - the RDS naming rights fiasco rumbles on!
I have spoken to my Dublin friends and they have told me that the 2,900-strong Royal Dublin Sportsground society, of which they are all well-heeled members, has taken this email very, very badly.
Expect this to be long and drawn out!
I have spoken to my Dublin friends and they have told me that the 2,900-strong Royal Dublin Sportsground society, of which they are all well-heeled members, has taken this email very, very badly.
Expect this to be long and drawn out!
November 27, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Wow - the RDS naming rights fiasco rumbles on!
I have spoken to my Dublin friends and they have told me that the 2,900-strong Royal Dublin Sportsground society, of which they are all well-heeled members, has taken this email very, very badly.
Expect this to be long and drawn out!
I have spoken to my Dublin friends and they have told me that the 2,900-strong Royal Dublin Sportsground society, of which they are all well-heeled members, has taken this email very, very badly.
Expect this to be long and drawn out!
I had to brutally own some lippy IRT type on WhatsApp today, with the attached historical evidence.
It did get me thinking though : Welsh rugby has a decade to sort itself out, because I would rather it discontinue, than live in a world where 🇨🇮 is ahead of us in historical head-to-head.
It did get me thinking though : Welsh rugby has a decade to sort itself out, because I would rather it discontinue, than live in a world where 🇨🇮 is ahead of us in historical head-to-head.
November 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I had to brutally own some lippy IRT type on WhatsApp today, with the attached historical evidence.
It did get me thinking though : Welsh rugby has a decade to sort itself out, because I would rather it discontinue, than live in a world where 🇨🇮 is ahead of us in historical head-to-head.
It did get me thinking though : Welsh rugby has a decade to sort itself out, because I would rather it discontinue, than live in a world where 🇨🇮 is ahead of us in historical head-to-head.
Over the AI series, the aggregate score is
Scotland 179-58 All comers
The only word for it is 'AWESOME' - and yet some are calling for Townsend's head!
Scotland 179-58 All comers
The only word for it is 'AWESOME' - and yet some are calling for Townsend's head!
November 23, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Over the AI series, the aggregate score is
Scotland 179-58 All comers
The only word for it is 'AWESOME' - and yet some are calling for Townsend's head!
Scotland 179-58 All comers
The only word for it is 'AWESOME' - and yet some are calling for Townsend's head!
Young people experimenting with drugs is perfectly natural, but it is unprofessional of Daf Jenkins being out of his tree on acid, only a few days before an important test match.
November 19, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Young people experimenting with drugs is perfectly natural, but it is unprofessional of Daf Jenkins being out of his tree on acid, only a few days before an important test match.
Now she's playing with the carrot FFS. Honestly, this is so disruptive to my work schedule.
November 18, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Now she's playing with the carrot FFS. Honestly, this is so disruptive to my work schedule.
I'd like to see you try working from home, when this is going on under your own feet.
November 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I'd like to see you try working from home, when this is going on under your own feet.
No Welsh defeat could have ruined my weekend, given that Noisette entered our lives. It was a baptism of fire for her though. The moment she arrived into her new home, it was straight on the settee for 🏴v🇯🇵 and 80 minutes of absolutely infuriating, dog shit Welsh rugby.
Poor puppy.
Poor puppy.
November 17, 2025 at 10:31 AM
No Welsh defeat could have ruined my weekend, given that Noisette entered our lives. It was a baptism of fire for her though. The moment she arrived into her new home, it was straight on the settee for 🏴v🇯🇵 and 80 minutes of absolutely infuriating, dog shit Welsh rugby.
Poor puppy.
Poor puppy.
Jeff, don't change a thing about your matchday attire. It always brings a smile to my face when the camera cuts to you.
November 16, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Jeff, don't change a thing about your matchday attire. It always brings a smile to my face when the camera cuts to you.
Roll on New Zealand and South Africa!
November 16, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Roll on New Zealand and South Africa!
Surely there comes a point where Ireland's backline is so old and so slow that no matter how many tax fiddles the IRFU throws at it, the national team just literally grinds to standstill.
I mean obviously I hope not etc., but it does seem inevitable,at some point.
I mean obviously I hope not etc., but it does seem inevitable,at some point.
November 12, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Surely there comes a point where Ireland's backline is so old and so slow that no matter how many tax fiddles the IRFU throws at it, the national team just literally grinds to standstill.
I mean obviously I hope not etc., but it does seem inevitable,at some point.
I mean obviously I hope not etc., but it does seem inevitable,at some point.
All the best to this team on Sunday.
While it is not a side without quality, there are areas in which we are not exactly formidable. Midfield is a big concern. Edwards & Llewellyn are very green at this level and Thomas has yet to show that he can cut it at as a test player. 🇦🇷 big favourites.
While it is not a side without quality, there are areas in which we are not exactly formidable. Midfield is a big concern. Edwards & Llewellyn are very green at this level and Thomas has yet to show that he can cut it at as a test player. 🇦🇷 big favourites.
November 7, 2025 at 9:40 AM
All the best to this team on Sunday.
While it is not a side without quality, there are areas in which we are not exactly formidable. Midfield is a big concern. Edwards & Llewellyn are very green at this level and Thomas has yet to show that he can cut it at as a test player. 🇦🇷 big favourites.
While it is not a side without quality, there are areas in which we are not exactly formidable. Midfield is a big concern. Edwards & Llewellyn are very green at this level and Thomas has yet to show that he can cut it at as a test player. 🇦🇷 big favourites.
There is a real nail-biter of a poll going on over on Twitter!
You can't even slip a Rizla blue between 🏴 & 🇳🇿!
Saturday is going to be epic!
You can't even slip a Rizla blue between 🏴 & 🇳🇿!
Saturday is going to be epic!
November 7, 2025 at 9:02 AM
There is a real nail-biter of a poll going on over on Twitter!
You can't even slip a Rizla blue between 🏴 & 🇳🇿!
Saturday is going to be epic!
You can't even slip a Rizla blue between 🏴 & 🇳🇿!
Saturday is going to be epic!
Noisette. Still only 7 weeks and still with her mam. We are taking her home next Saturday.
November 6, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Noisette. Still only 7 weeks and still with her mam. We are taking her home next Saturday.
You can't go on Twitter these days and say anything, without unintentionally baiting at least one South African rugby fans.
For old time's sake, I thought I'd log on and give Irish rugby fans a nice satisfying shoeing, while they were down.
Then low and behold...
For old time's sake, I thought I'd log on and give Irish rugby fans a nice satisfying shoeing, while they were down.
Then low and behold...
November 4, 2025 at 7:17 AM
You can't go on Twitter these days and say anything, without unintentionally baiting at least one South African rugby fans.
For old time's sake, I thought I'd log on and give Irish rugby fans a nice satisfying shoeing, while they were down.
Then low and behold...
For old time's sake, I thought I'd log on and give Irish rugby fans a nice satisfying shoeing, while they were down.
Then low and behold...
FUCKING CAAAMMMMAAAANN!
THIS IS THE TURNIING POINT BOIS !
I CAN JUST FEEL IT!!!
THIS IS THE TURNIING POINT BOIS !
I CAN JUST FEEL IT!!!
October 31, 2025 at 12:12 AM
FUCKING CAAAMMMMAAAANN!
THIS IS THE TURNIING POINT BOIS !
I CAN JUST FEEL IT!!!
THIS IS THE TURNIING POINT BOIS !
I CAN JUST FEEL IT!!!
I remain confident that Llanelli will once again finish above Cardiff in the league. This start just makes it more interesting.
October 25, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I remain confident that Llanelli will once again finish above Cardiff in the league. This start just makes it more interesting.
It says a lot about where we are as a rugby nation, that I no longer get angry about a 🏴 squad announcement.
My entire life, every Welsh squad ever named has pissed me off, in some way or another.
Now I just feel flat, indifferent.
Like a visit to the dentist, I just want the AIs to be over.
My entire life, every Welsh squad ever named has pissed me off, in some way or another.
Now I just feel flat, indifferent.
Like a visit to the dentist, I just want the AIs to be over.
October 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
It says a lot about where we are as a rugby nation, that I no longer get angry about a 🏴 squad announcement.
My entire life, every Welsh squad ever named has pissed me off, in some way or another.
Now I just feel flat, indifferent.
Like a visit to the dentist, I just want the AIs to be over.
My entire life, every Welsh squad ever named has pissed me off, in some way or another.
Now I just feel flat, indifferent.
Like a visit to the dentist, I just want the AIs to be over.
Yes. It is a comedy starring singer Eddie Mitchell, in which Eric Cantona and his brother Joël, who, at the time, were playing for Manchester United and Stockport County, respectively, play rugby players.
October 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Yes. It is a comedy starring singer Eddie Mitchell, in which Eric Cantona and his brother Joël, who, at the time, were playing for Manchester United and Stockport County, respectively, play rugby players.