The arch of WHAT?!? Peacock should look into hiring someone to write captions whose Italian isn’t rustier than mine

Abolish ICE.

There’s no reforming it.

There’s no compromise.

There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.

When they named this place they misspelled “Hell”

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Sure the most powerful being in the cosmos turned itself into a carpenter 2,000 + years ago, copied everyone else’s stories, and just peaced out without so much as sending us an email. But when I tell people I’m a leprechaun they look at me like I’m the funny one. Make it make sense.

All the businesses obsessed with AI should ask themselves when the first time a bot actually purchases their products and services will be

At least this being the shade of toilet paper matches last year’s theme? The color is … no color! (Or every color, but don’t get me started on optical theory … I surrender! 🏳️)

If no one burst out laughing after this, it’s a sign that you need more diversity in your newsroom 🤣

Celebrity Traitors UK is the best season of any country/version yet, and I’m only 4 episodes in but I will die laughing on that hill if you disagree

My apartment is actually decorated for today’s big holiday, Wicked… it’s already looked like a cyclone tore through here for the past few months!

It’s pretty absurd when a company who should be begging for my continued business, after I saved them from at least 1 major disaster already, decides to criticize the tone and content of my response to their messages. And the only logical reason seems to be that big words must scare them 🤣

Color of the year 💩
is the best prank I’ve seen in a while

all along the witches’ road

I’m here, so I guess we can get this party started. And by party, we mean kicking the cosmos back into alignment by adding to my coven with every snarky witticism