Crockett: "The US is falling apart, partially bc he's allowing for killings in the street, but also bc we have a 34 count convicted felon being shielded from any type of accountability as it relates to a child sex trafficking ring. I don't understand why we're pretending any of this is normal."
February 9, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Crockett: "The US is falling apart, partially bc he's allowing for killings in the street, but also bc we have a 34 count convicted felon being shielded from any type of accountability as it relates to a child sex trafficking ring. I don't understand why we're pretending any of this is normal."
Sure the most powerful being in the cosmos turned itself into a carpenter 2,000 + years ago, copied everyone else’s stories, and just peaced out without so much as sending us an email. But when I tell people I’m a leprechaun they look at me like I’m the funny one. Make it make sense.
February 1, 2026 at 11:33 AM
Sure the most powerful being in the cosmos turned itself into a carpenter 2,000 + years ago, copied everyone else’s stories, and just peaced out without so much as sending us an email. But when I tell people I’m a leprechaun they look at me like I’m the funny one. Make it make sense.
At least this being the shade of toilet paper matches last year’s theme? The color is … no color! (Or every color, but don’t get me started on optical theory … I surrender! 🏳️)
December 5, 2025 at 12:21 AM
At least this being the shade of toilet paper matches last year’s theme? The color is … no color! (Or every color, but don’t get me started on optical theory … I surrender! 🏳️)
It’s pretty absurd when a company who should be begging for my continued business, after I saved them from at least 1 major disaster already, decides to criticize the tone and content of my response to their messages. And the only logical reason seems to be that big words must scare them 🤣
November 12, 2025 at 7:35 AM
It’s pretty absurd when a company who should be begging for my continued business, after I saved them from at least 1 major disaster already, decides to criticize the tone and content of my response to their messages. And the only logical reason seems to be that big words must scare them 🤣
I’m here, so I guess we can get this party started. And by party, we mean kicking the cosmos back into alignment by adding to my coven with every snarky witticism
I’m here, so I guess we can get this party started. And by party, we mean kicking the cosmos back into alignment by adding to my coven with every snarky witticism