Ed Casey
edcasey.bsky.social
Ed Casey
@edcasey.bsky.social
Huh… Turns out all those clever and thoughtful gift ideas I ran across over the last 11 months or so didn’t magically write themselves down or better yet auto-order themselves several weeks ago.

Disappointing.
December 13, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Several broken ribs and just the tiniest amount of bleeding from my lung later and it occurs to me I should’ve paid more attention in class.
December 12, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Reminder! Elf on a Shelf is a snitch and trains kids to blindly accept a surveillance state. Consider these alternatives:

Dwarf on a Wharf
Gnoll in a Bowl
Owlbear on a Rocking Chair
Kobold on a Jello Mold
Illithid on a Tupperware Lid
Gelatinous Cube on an Inner-tube
December 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
My youngest has mastered his fake barfing sounds which has elevated his assessment of my cooking from merely hurtful to absolutely devastating.
December 3, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Filled out this Thanksgiving garland with things our family is grateful for and I know gratitude isn’t a competition but I did the best at it.
November 29, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Absolutely furious at the misuse of the mailbox flag in Stranger Things season 5.
November 28, 2025 at 6:44 AM
One of my favorite things this week has been watching my history dork New Englander wife swell with pride while watching the Ken Burns American Revolution series.
November 22, 2025 at 5:39 AM
My son tried to Ratatouille me tonight and honestly it worked a little bit.
November 19, 2025 at 4:35 AM
The Hot Dog On My Dash Fogged Up My Windshield and Other Minor Inconveniences At Costco
November 14, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Parenting is hard because sometimes your kid does something objectively hilarious like walk face-first into a wall like one of the goddamn Three Stooges because the doorway wasn’t where he thought it was and you have to stand there comforting a crying child while trying not to fall over laughing.
November 11, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Reposted by Ed Casey
I'm hearing that Andrew Cuomo and Dave Portnoy are going to share a one-bedroom, one-bath condo in Pensacola until they "figure something long-term out" and that they're considering splitting the cost of a porta potty in the parking lot for when they both have diarrhea at the same time (5-7x weekly)
November 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Madison Bumgarner would’ve batted, pitched without warming up, roped something between innings, and gotten furious at every player on the opposing team just for smiling I’m just saying.
November 2, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Hang on now if you intentionally walk a guy the NEXT batter can hit a home run?

Why don’t the Dodgers do that when Ohtani gets walked?
November 2, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Youth sports law: The last game of the season will be at the farthest away venue and the weather will be terrible.
November 1, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I’ve eaten like half my kids’ Halloween candy and according to someone’s aunt on Facebook I should be high as hell right now but I ain’t feeling shit.
November 1, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Blue Jays really Giantsed that one.
November 1, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Blake Treinen? More like Blake Tryin’ and Failin’ to get anyone out.
October 29, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I hope tonight’s game goes 300 innings.
October 29, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Just tuning in to game 3 of the World Series what did I miss so far?
October 28, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Anyone remember CarTOONS Magazine? It had a bunch of car themed comics and strips. I’ve never in my life been a Car Guy I wonder why I read it. I wonder how many of the jokes and bits went over my head?
October 24, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I got my shots yesterday so my arm is a little sore and please believe I am being a HUGE baby about it.
October 23, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Y’know what? I’m starting to suspect it wasn’t REALLY about ethics in gaming journalism…
September 18, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I don’t want to brag or anything but after a bit of savvy shopping I now own TWO pairs of jeans.
September 15, 2025 at 10:30 PM
The pool rules are strict but they exist for your protection.
August 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Reposted by Ed Casey
oh absolutely. the issue is that trump is too vindictive to have just let sleeping dogs lie. he wanted to get revenge on everyone that aggrieved him in his first term. i am 100% certain, in fact, that the project 2025 stuff was sold to him as a tool for getting that revenge.
August 1, 2025 at 8:09 PM