The Eclectic Gaymer
@eclecticgaymer.bsky.social
Console gamer. Midwest gay. 🏳️🌈
RPG | Indie | Retro | Metroidvania | Eccentric
Game reviews and miscellany
RPG | Indie | Retro | Metroidvania | Eccentric
Game reviews and miscellany
Pinned
Should we be moots? #promosky
(repost if worthy)
The Vibes:
🎺 Occasional horny content
🪿 Cute and silly takes
🧐 Discerning game taste
🌈 Elder gay wisdom
☀️ Flirty niceguy
The Faves:
🧙♂️ RPGs/JRPGs
📚 Narrative-focused
👨🔧 Platformers
👉 Point-and-Click
🐉 Adventure
❄️ Unique Indies
👾 Retro
🌎 Open World
(repost if worthy)
The Vibes:
🎺 Occasional horny content
🪿 Cute and silly takes
🧐 Discerning game taste
🌈 Elder gay wisdom
☀️ Flirty niceguy
The Faves:
🧙♂️ RPGs/JRPGs
📚 Narrative-focused
👨🔧 Platformers
👉 Point-and-Click
🐉 Adventure
❄️ Unique Indies
👾 Retro
🌎 Open World
Summary of my @iam8bit.com customer service interaction:
Me: “Hey can I get a replacement sleeve because of this horrible seam split?”
Them: “lol well you declined to pay extra for order protection so too bad you loser, this is actually your fault for being such a cheap little pansy. Get lost. 🤑”
Me: “Hey can I get a replacement sleeve because of this horrible seam split?”
Them: “lol well you declined to pay extra for order protection so too bad you loser, this is actually your fault for being such a cheap little pansy. Get lost. 🤑”
November 25, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Summary of my @iam8bit.com customer service interaction:
Me: “Hey can I get a replacement sleeve because of this horrible seam split?”
Them: “lol well you declined to pay extra for order protection so too bad you loser, this is actually your fault for being such a cheap little pansy. Get lost. 🤑”
Me: “Hey can I get a replacement sleeve because of this horrible seam split?”
Them: “lol well you declined to pay extra for order protection so too bad you loser, this is actually your fault for being such a cheap little pansy. Get lost. 🤑”
Any friends in the Washington DC area, you’ve gotta make plans to check out this show by the divine @misskittylelynx.bsky.social!
Coming in 2026. My live one-woman show debut.
Miss Kitty: Life’s Other Plans
A cabaret of story and song (at about an hour long) about one person’s journey into the second act within a newly discovered queer body.
Tix are now on sale.
www.atlasarts.org/events/int26...
Hope to see you there. 💋🫂❤️
Miss Kitty: Life’s Other Plans
A cabaret of story and song (at about an hour long) about one person’s journey into the second act within a newly discovered queer body.
Tix are now on sale.
www.atlasarts.org/events/int26...
Hope to see you there. 💋🫂❤️
November 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Any friends in the Washington DC area, you’ve gotta make plans to check out this show by the divine @misskittylelynx.bsky.social!
Shenmue 1&2 HD Remaster (2018, PS4)
Rating: 9.5/10
Revolutionary titles that are considered to be the first modern “open world” games. Incredibly detailed environments and immersive settings. Corny but endearing voice acting. Beautiful music. Vividly captures the monotony and ennui of daily life.
Rating: 9.5/10
Revolutionary titles that are considered to be the first modern “open world” games. Incredibly detailed environments and immersive settings. Corny but endearing voice acting. Beautiful music. Vividly captures the monotony and ennui of daily life.
November 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Shenmue 1&2 HD Remaster (2018, PS4)
Rating: 9.5/10
Revolutionary titles that are considered to be the first modern “open world” games. Incredibly detailed environments and immersive settings. Corny but endearing voice acting. Beautiful music. Vividly captures the monotony and ennui of daily life.
Rating: 9.5/10
Revolutionary titles that are considered to be the first modern “open world” games. Incredibly detailed environments and immersive settings. Corny but endearing voice acting. Beautiful music. Vividly captures the monotony and ennui of daily life.
I tried Poppi soda for the first time!
(moments later…)
I tried Poppi soda for the last time!
(moments later…)
I tried Poppi soda for the last time!
November 22, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I tried Poppi soda for the first time!
(moments later…)
I tried Poppi soda for the last time!
(moments later…)
I tried Poppi soda for the last time!
The Unicorn Princess (2019, PS4)
Rating: ironic 10/10
Full review in comments.
@arieskadmon.bsky.social and @jonwesleyhuff.bsky.social watched me play through this a year ago. It made for a memorable weekend and bonding experience.
Rating: ironic 10/10
Full review in comments.
@arieskadmon.bsky.social and @jonwesleyhuff.bsky.social watched me play through this a year ago. It made for a memorable weekend and bonding experience.
November 22, 2025 at 1:11 AM
The Unicorn Princess (2019, PS4)
Rating: ironic 10/10
Full review in comments.
@arieskadmon.bsky.social and @jonwesleyhuff.bsky.social watched me play through this a year ago. It made for a memorable weekend and bonding experience.
Rating: ironic 10/10
Full review in comments.
@arieskadmon.bsky.social and @jonwesleyhuff.bsky.social watched me play through this a year ago. It made for a memorable weekend and bonding experience.
Facebook ads are getting wild.. 😳
November 21, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Facebook ads are getting wild.. 😳
Drinks are on me tonight, boys - got my monthly interest payment from the bank!! I know with compounding interest I should leave it in there to grow my abundant wealth, but y’all have been good and deserve a treat.
November 21, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Drinks are on me tonight, boys - got my monthly interest payment from the bank!! I know with compounding interest I should leave it in there to grow my abundant wealth, but y’all have been good and deserve a treat.
I’ve been thinking about this hot picture of Barney all day, and now you have to, too.
November 20, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I’ve been thinking about this hot picture of Barney all day, and now you have to, too.
Reposted by The Eclectic Gaymer
I WILL find Lan Di and avenge my father’s death!! … right after this bate party…
November 19, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I WILL find Lan Di and avenge my father’s death!! … right after this bate party…
I WILL find Lan Di and avenge my father’s death!! … right after this bate party…
November 19, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I WILL find Lan Di and avenge my father’s death!! … right after this bate party…
Reposted by The Eclectic Gaymer
I wrote this in 2019 because I wanted to do a @stephenking.bsky.social book, but gay. In the writing I was working through the deep sense of betrayal and anger at seeing loved ones give into their worst selves while supporting the first Trump admin. The sacrifice of humanity for wealth. 1/3 #Horror
November 18, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I wrote this in 2019 because I wanted to do a @stephenking.bsky.social book, but gay. In the writing I was working through the deep sense of betrayal and anger at seeing loved ones give into their worst selves while supporting the first Trump admin. The sacrifice of humanity for wealth. 1/3 #Horror
Reposted by The Eclectic Gaymer
Retro games are special in a way I’ll never be able to fully explain…
Those pixelated stories held us up through childhood storms…
and taught us courage long before we even understood the word.
Call them “dated”…
but they gave us hope.
And they carried us farther than anything else ever could 💙💙
Those pixelated stories held us up through childhood storms…
and taught us courage long before we even understood the word.
Call them “dated”…
but they gave us hope.
And they carried us farther than anything else ever could 💙💙
November 17, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Retro games are special in a way I’ll never be able to fully explain…
Those pixelated stories held us up through childhood storms…
and taught us courage long before we even understood the word.
Call them “dated”…
but they gave us hope.
And they carried us farther than anything else ever could 💙💙
Those pixelated stories held us up through childhood storms…
and taught us courage long before we even understood the word.
Call them “dated”…
but they gave us hope.
And they carried us farther than anything else ever could 💙💙
Do “Shenmue” fans (other than me) enjoy this album?? Hope y’all aren’t sleeping on this one.
November 17, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Do “Shenmue” fans (other than me) enjoy this album?? Hope y’all aren’t sleeping on this one.
Reposted by The Eclectic Gaymer
I love this part in “Shenmue II” where Ryo has to discover the 4 Wude: Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve, and Talent
November 17, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I love this part in “Shenmue II” where Ryo has to discover the 4 Wude: Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve, and Talent
“The most-nominated game in the 11-year history of the awards” 🥹❤️
The Game Awards Nominations 2025: ‘Clair Obscur: Expedition 33’ Becomes Most-Nominated Game Ever With 12 Nods
The nominations for the 2025 Game Awards have been revealed.
variety.com
November 17, 2025 at 6:31 PM
“The most-nominated game in the 11-year history of the awards” 🥹❤️
I love this part in “Shenmue II” where Ryo has to discover the 4 Wude: Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve, and Talent
November 17, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I love this part in “Shenmue II” where Ryo has to discover the 4 Wude: Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve, and Talent
Ok, now that Baphomet is on the tree, it’s feeling like Christmas. ❤️
November 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Ok, now that Baphomet is on the tree, it’s feeling like Christmas. ❤️
Reposted by The Eclectic Gaymer
These blue collar dockworkers are so horny for Ryo… but aren’t we all… 😮💨
November 16, 2025 at 3:05 AM
These blue collar dockworkers are so horny for Ryo… but aren’t we all… 😮💨
These blue collar dockworkers are so horny for Ryo… but aren’t we all… 😮💨
November 16, 2025 at 3:05 AM
These blue collar dockworkers are so horny for Ryo… but aren’t we all… 😮💨
I have always loved this art so much, especially since it looks like they’re boyfriends embracing 🥹🥰
November 14, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I have always loved this art so much, especially since it looks like they’re boyfriends embracing 🥹🥰
I’ll buy you a Jet Cola if you can name an ass that looks better in jeans than Ryo’s.
(spoiler: I didn’t even bring money for the Jet Cola machine because no one can win this bet)
(spoiler: I didn’t even bring money for the Jet Cola machine because no one can win this bet)
November 13, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I’ll buy you a Jet Cola if you can name an ass that looks better in jeans than Ryo’s.
(spoiler: I didn’t even bring money for the Jet Cola machine because no one can win this bet)
(spoiler: I didn’t even bring money for the Jet Cola machine because no one can win this bet)
Is this a challenge?
November 12, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Is this a challenge?
Gays will be like “she saved my life” and it’s this fierce diva from Shenmue
November 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Gays will be like “she saved my life” and it’s this fierce diva from Shenmue
Monument Valley 3 (2025, PS5)
Rating: 7.5/10
The final installment of this puzzle trilogy finishes strong. I’m really impressed by the small gameplay innovations gradually revealed across all 3 games. The basic mechanics don’t drastically change but there’s enough clever changes to keep it fun.
Rating: 7.5/10
The final installment of this puzzle trilogy finishes strong. I’m really impressed by the small gameplay innovations gradually revealed across all 3 games. The basic mechanics don’t drastically change but there’s enough clever changes to keep it fun.
November 10, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Monument Valley 3 (2025, PS5)
Rating: 7.5/10
The final installment of this puzzle trilogy finishes strong. I’m really impressed by the small gameplay innovations gradually revealed across all 3 games. The basic mechanics don’t drastically change but there’s enough clever changes to keep it fun.
Rating: 7.5/10
The final installment of this puzzle trilogy finishes strong. I’m really impressed by the small gameplay innovations gradually revealed across all 3 games. The basic mechanics don’t drastically change but there’s enough clever changes to keep it fun.
This memory from 7 years ago popped up on my phone and it always makes me laugh. This is a staged video of us pretending to have a boring, awkward, silent dinner with some friends. (We actually had nonstop chats and laughs)
November 10, 2025 at 1:37 PM
This memory from 7 years ago popped up on my phone and it always makes me laugh. This is a staged video of us pretending to have a boring, awkward, silent dinner with some friends. (We actually had nonstop chats and laughs)