Elayne Boosler
@eboosler.bsky.social
Comedy and Animal Rescue
Here's your yearly chance to mock me. I was in the Macy's Parade several times but riding on the "Doodle Bug" in zero degrees, frozen to the metal, with a teenager driving the tow car and braking hard every 15 seconds almost killed me. Happy Thanksgiving everybody!
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Elayne Boosler - "Shy" - ONCE UPON A MATTRESS (1993 Macys Thanksgiving Day Parade)
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November 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Here's your yearly chance to mock me. I was in the Macy's Parade several times but riding on the "Doodle Bug" in zero degrees, frozen to the metal, with a teenager driving the tow car and braking hard every 15 seconds almost killed me. Happy Thanksgiving everybody!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQWJ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQWJ...
I don't know, I'm not feeling it. It's bad when the picture looks disgusting.. Btw, there isn't a sprig of rosemary left in any market in America. The entire country read the same roasted potato recipe.
November 26, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I don't know, I'm not feeling it. It's bad when the picture looks disgusting.. Btw, there isn't a sprig of rosemary left in any market in America. The entire country read the same roasted potato recipe.
"Former Brazilian president Jair Bolsonaro must begin 27-year sentence 4 coup attempt after losing all appeals. Brazil’s Supreme Court upheld his conviction 4 attempting a coup & the violent abolition of democratic rule of law & more." Could we get assface to Brazil (preferably in a fishing boat)?
November 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
"Former Brazilian president Jair Bolsonaro must begin 27-year sentence 4 coup attempt after losing all appeals. Brazil’s Supreme Court upheld his conviction 4 attempting a coup & the violent abolition of democratic rule of law & more." Could we get assface to Brazil (preferably in a fishing boat)?
The book is brilliant, funny, informative, and should be required reading in schools and in congress.
Hey! Check out "Separation of Church and Hate". I just gave it 5 stars 🌟✨
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Separation of Church and Hate
Check out this great listen on Audible.com. NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER * In the spirit of George Carlin and Christopher Hitchens, the son of a former Catholic nun and a Franciscan brother delivers a de...
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November 25, 2025 at 4:17 AM
The book is brilliant, funny, informative, and should be required reading in schools and in congress.
Trump Refuses to Pardon Turkey After it Fails to Bribe Him - ANDY BOROWITZ. On Monday Donald Trump refused to pardon the White House turkey after it failed to offer him a bribe. “That turkey is a terrible person. I have done many great things for turkeys like increasing their price by 40%."
November 24, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Trump Refuses to Pardon Turkey After it Fails to Bribe Him - ANDY BOROWITZ. On Monday Donald Trump refused to pardon the White House turkey after it failed to offer him a bribe. “That turkey is a terrible person. I have done many great things for turkeys like increasing their price by 40%."
I was eleven. Teachers started coming in the classroom and crying. A day we will never forget. A time we long for.
November 23, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I was eleven. Teachers started coming in the classroom and crying. A day we will never forget. A time we long for.
New Holiday Toys For republicans' Kids!! If you blocked the release of the Epstein files, you'll swell with pride when you watch your little ones unwrap this present under the tree. For ages 8 to 15.
November 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
New Holiday Toys For republicans' Kids!! If you blocked the release of the Epstein files, you'll swell with pride when you watch your little ones unwrap this present under the tree. For ages 8 to 15.
Collect yours before the whole building is gone.
November 20, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Collect yours before the whole building is gone.
"assface unveiled a plan to dismantle the Education Department shifting most support roles to the Labor Department." Great balls of fire. You think his cult can't spell or punctuate now??!!
November 19, 2025 at 8:09 PM
"assface unveiled a plan to dismantle the Education Department shifting most support roles to the Labor Department." Great balls of fire. You think his cult can't spell or punctuate now??!!
I don't know if any of you are on Threads but if you are and can make this link work it is astounding.
www.threads.com/@iamarslan/p...
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Arslan Warraich (@iamarslan) on Threads
Damn! ABC reporter just shredded Trump and MBS in one go!
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November 19, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I don't know if any of you are on Threads but if you are and can make this link work it is astounding.
www.threads.com/@iamarslan/p...
www.threads.com/@iamarslan/p...
"Trump defends Saudi Prince bin Salman's killing of Post columnist Jamal Khashoggi, saying ‘things happen’". It's true. Arms get sawed off, legs get sawed off, heads get chopped off, ya end up in a suitcase. Da prince says he don't know nuthin'. Whaddaya gonna do?
November 18, 2025 at 8:30 PM
"Trump defends Saudi Prince bin Salman's killing of Post columnist Jamal Khashoggi, saying ‘things happen’". It's true. Arms get sawed off, legs get sawed off, heads get chopped off, ya end up in a suitcase. Da prince says he don't know nuthin'. Whaddaya gonna do?
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Proud Libtard here.
November 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Proud Libtard here.
Proud Libtard here.
November 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Proud Libtard here.
At least Megyn Kelly's IQ is 15 and not 8.
November 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
At least Megyn Kelly's IQ is 15 and not 8.
Release the Epstein files.
November 14, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Release the Epstein files.
When I can't take any more texting and writing emails for the day I stop and start streaming a show or movie, where I end up watching people texting and emailing...
November 14, 2025 at 7:00 AM
When I can't take any more texting and writing emails for the day I stop and start streaming a show or movie, where I end up watching people texting and emailing...
Reposted by Elayne Boosler
The beginning of the release of the Epstein files has put me in such a good mood I am doing some holiday shopping. If you feel the same, start at Tails of Joy. Every purchase saves a life. No salaries, perks, just 100% to saving needy animals. See the rest! #TailsOfJoy
www.tailsofjoy.net/shopping/
www.tailsofjoy.net/shopping/
November 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM
The beginning of the release of the Epstein files has put me in such a good mood I am doing some holiday shopping. If you feel the same, start at Tails of Joy. Every purchase saves a life. No salaries, perks, just 100% to saving needy animals. See the rest! #TailsOfJoy
www.tailsofjoy.net/shopping/
www.tailsofjoy.net/shopping/
Reposted by Elayne Boosler
Hey Peeps, if you're starting your holiday shopping, Tails of Joy has tons of brand new holiday items, ornaments, gifts, and 100% goes to save animals' lives. Thanks! www.tailsofjoy.net/shopping/
November 12, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Hey Peeps, if you're starting your holiday shopping, Tails of Joy has tons of brand new holiday items, ornaments, gifts, and 100% goes to save animals' lives. Thanks! www.tailsofjoy.net/shopping/
The beginning of the release of the Epstein files has put me in such a good mood I am doing some holiday shopping. If you feel the same, start at Tails of Joy. Every purchase saves a life. No salaries, perks, just 100% to saving needy animals. See the rest! #TailsOfJoy
www.tailsofjoy.net/shopping/
www.tailsofjoy.net/shopping/
November 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM
The beginning of the release of the Epstein files has put me in such a good mood I am doing some holiday shopping. If you feel the same, start at Tails of Joy. Every purchase saves a life. No salaries, perks, just 100% to saving needy animals. See the rest! #TailsOfJoy
www.tailsofjoy.net/shopping/
www.tailsofjoy.net/shopping/
But his emails!!!!!!
November 13, 2025 at 12:01 AM
But his emails!!!!!!
Hey Peeps, if you're starting your holiday shopping, Tails of Joy has tons of brand new holiday items, ornaments, gifts, and 100% goes to save animals' lives. Thanks! www.tailsofjoy.net/shopping/
November 12, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Hey Peeps, if you're starting your holiday shopping, Tails of Joy has tons of brand new holiday items, ornaments, gifts, and 100% goes to save animals' lives. Thanks! www.tailsofjoy.net/shopping/
Reposted by Elayne Boosler
It would be nice to see each other in person instead of just reading. Hey Peeps, if you can't come to the live shows in San Fransisco over Christmas you can buy a ticket to watch live on youtube. One ticket, whole family watches, bring your own egg rolls.
November 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
It would be nice to see each other in person instead of just reading. Hey Peeps, if you can't come to the live shows in San Fransisco over Christmas you can buy a ticket to watch live on youtube. One ticket, whole family watches, bring your own egg rolls.