Elayne Boosler
@eboosler.bsky.social
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She's baaaack! "Did you miss live standup?" "No, I missed Chinese food." It's selling out fast so make your plans Peeps. This is the third time over the years that I've done this gig and it is the most fun, and delicious. Spend the holiday with us. You can also buy tix to watch on youtube.
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You mean you're celebrating the two criminals for implementing President Biden's peace plan a year, and 20,000 deaths, late? Shame on you. Biden's plan. Biden's cover. Biden's triumph. #fakenews. Done with you, hope you go belly up.
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If you didn't know this you should know this:
"The US is airing a video at airports nationwide featuring Kristi Noem blaming the government shutdown on Democrats."
Fascism is growing according to the playbook. Resist. March Saturday. Complain to airport personnel telling them to TAKE IT DOWN.
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Found this in a store in Rome. The saleswoman couldn't tell me where the profits go. I hope they go to medicine and food.
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Publix grocery store in Florida has now made it legal for anyone to openly carry a gun without a background check or training. Well that should cut down on people getting in the express line with more than ten items..
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Wishing an easy journey to the magnificent in every way Diane Keaton. Kind, funny, brilliant, brave, adorable, talented in so many ways.. she made it ok for girls to be quirky, different.. Thank goodness we have all the beautiful work she left behind to keep us laughing, thinking. Rest well beauty.
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Republicans are working to end the Marine Mammal Protection Act, which protects whales, seals, polar bears, and other sea animals. Extra points for killing a unicorn.
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assface is letting Qatar build an air force base on US soil so the next round of Qatari financed airplane hijacking suicide terrorists won't have as far to fly as they did on 9/11.
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Although Qatar is defined as a semi-constitutional monarchy, the emir holds almost all executive, legislative, judicial power over the government & legislation. It is authoritarian. No political parties, limited citizen rights. The legal system is SHARIA law. They're gonna fit right in to Idaho.
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Ugh, I am nauseous. Well, let's hope she gets on a boat...
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I don't put my name on books I can't honestly recommend. I said yes to this. Enlightening, brilliant, funny. Everything you'll ever need about truth to see through those who pervert the bible 4 gain. What a revelation. Yes, another Book of Revelation! @johnfugelsang.bsky.social
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Congratulations to The 2025 Nobel Peace Prize winner, Venezuelan pro-democracy leader María Corina Machado. Ms. Machado, please do not get on a boat..
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This is why I could never hold office. More than 3/4 of people in ACA plans live in states assface won. If the repubs end the ACA tax credits at year's end, premiums will triple. I'd open the gov't, stop fighting against this & let it happen. Let 'em know what they voted for. Maybe they'll learn.
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assface is putting himself on a dollar coin. The law says only the deceased can be on our money. Let's hope for once the law is enforced. This will be the first gold plated silver dollar ever. Felons should only be on silver dollar pancakes.
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Thank you very much for this.
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i have to find that show, right up my alley. It sounds great. Thank you!
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Yes. He is too stupid to know anything about history.
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Ahem... we can only hope he follows in his mentor's footsteps until the very end...
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Or maybe a whole new Mt. Rushmore on white house grounds along with all the other shlock he's building.
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It’s National Taco Day. So assface gets his own holiday.
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Yes on Prop 50! Don't let the fascists disempower people of color, democrats, non white communities by negating their votes. Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing commercials against Prop 50 yet he has a Guatemalan son with his former housekeeper who could be stopped by Ice any time... Shame on Arnold.
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I knew assface was going to put himself on the money, I just knew it. But shouldn't it be the three dollar bill?