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𓍊𓋼Crow, la sorcière pétulante𓋼𓍊
@eaterofcrow.bsky.social
Itinerant Graphic Designer,
Professional Loud Woman,
and Queer Sand Witch

I follow Corvids and Elizabeths/Lisbeths/Lizzys out of solidarity.
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Be forewarned, I have the social media awareness of a cop undercover at a high school.
Expect faux paus.
Pinned
craving sea breakfast
ate clams it hurt my tummy
winds of Mt Fuji
So, a while back someone tried to insult me by saying "(mocking smiley face) go back to Tumblr."

I recently watched a video about a maelstrom of a polycule hellscape in Portland and have since realized that I may in fact belong on Tumblr.

Mourn my passing.
January 13, 2026 at 6:26 PM
How I'm feeling this morning.
December 31, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Emergency: Somebody help, I forgot how faces work.

(Don't judge my drunken underdrawing.)
December 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Concept work for a potential doll cat model I would like to make.
I have like 6 half finished concept pieces waiting to be sweat over in Blender, and they seemed lonely, so J made them a cat.
December 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
It took me until I was almost a women grown to realize that as bad as the loud racism is, the quiet racism is the kind that erases people and culture.

(Despite the fact that some of my teachers were desperately trying to get that fact across).
disappointed but never surprised an absence of black women in these articles
GamesIndustry.biz spoke to some of the industry's most influential women about how they've seen attitudes change over the past decade and – crucially – what steps are still needed to encourage and retain female talent.

www.gamesindustry.biz/a-decade-on-...
December 18, 2025 at 3:53 PM
A car wash, but instead of a car it's me and instead of sprayers and big spinny brushes it's a team of fashionable trans girlies making me look presentable
December 15, 2025 at 9:05 PM
why are you polyamorous?

Wrong answers only:

A coven requires at least three people.
It seemed practical at the time.
Why are you polyamorous?

Wrong answers only;

I’m starting a religious following and will ascend to godhood from the powers I gain from the devotion of my lovers
Why are you polyamorous?

Wrong answers only:

I'm a succubus and just trying to feed
December 12, 2025 at 6:16 AM
If we can send a burger back to the kitchen because it's undercooked, I think we should consider sending people back to the ocean for the same reason.
December 5, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Tfw you see someone's Bsky feed and think "Ah! They're just like me!" but don't know how to say that without making it ⚠WEIRD⚠
December 1, 2025 at 2:46 AM
"So, what were you up to today, Crow?"
"Oh, nothing much. Just drawing a sexy corset on a hat. Like you do."
December 1, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Any list that has Woody Allen on it twice and isn't labelled "People who won Oscars for the movie Annie Hall in 1977" is a very worrisome list.
November 13, 2025 at 2:59 PM
This just in, I make daily rat memes and decided I want to share them sans explanation.
November 6, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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November 1, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Someone typo'd 'left extremist orgasm' instead of 'left extremist organization' and I immediately thought "Damn, BlueSky would love a left extremist orgasm, though."
October 30, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Express your love.
Do it.
Now.
October 22, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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In creative fields, compliment your coworkers’ work when you like it. Many have never had a coworker compliment their work before. A compliment is a show of professional trust and if you never show it then you’re a real crap
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 19, 2025 at 10:46 PM
"In this presentation I will explain how viewing art through the lens of Marxist philosophy can provide an understanding of how capitalism neuters art.

If you'll look at figure A you'll see a drawing of Bart pissing on the Ford logo I made in the margins of a particularly boring history book."
October 10, 2025 at 6:41 PM
[If you see this, post a random picture from your device without explaining it]

(Is this cool chain mail? When did chain mail become fun? Why did no one tell me?)
October 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
This just in:
KITTENS
October 7, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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The reason these stochastic violence types are rarely if ever from "the left" is because left vs. right is meaningless now and has been for some time, just like Dem vs. GOP. It's people who want violence and power vs. people who want to live their lives and be left alone, maybe get a little weird
September 12, 2025 at 10:53 PM
As far as I'm concerned, it's impossible for the Patriarchy to catch a stray, it's always right on target.
September 8, 2025 at 3:57 PM
craving sea breakfast
ate clams it hurt my tummy
winds of Mt Fuji
April 7, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I know it's been 27 years, but I still haven't gotten over the fact that one of writers of 'There's Something about Mary' definitely saw shampoo in their hand while showering and thought "Huh, you know what looks like?"

And then told a room full of people who clapped and gave thumbs up.
April 3, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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The best April Fool's jokes lie on the extreme ends of the "Fish Head Pie - War of the Worlds" spectrum.
April 1, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Well, looks like FF14 sucked me back in again. Everytime I pick it back up it feels like moving to a new town:
Nobody knows me, I'm always lost, and random people keep asking me to join their FC.
Just like real life.
March 27, 2025 at 8:44 PM