something about the tone of all these messages makes my skin crawl. the fake-cheery enthusiasm and business-brained language

her little skedaddle back into the house is excellent

thank you, that’s very kind!

somehow it worked out!

and I was technically right although I was not expecting the Something to be “hi hello here is all of my entire blood”

I assume it has something to do with Astarion. any larger goals beyond that are unclear

in my head it makes a mario jump sound effect whenever I see it

outtakes, because I had my camera set up for mushroom photos and didn’t expect to suddenly switch to extremely small fast-moving birds

The book is one of my all-time favourites (that opening paragraph lives pretty much permanently in my brain), so I was very disappointed when the show turned out to be basically completely different