EASTMAN
@eastman9125.bsky.social
Liberal Dem. Atheist. Vegetarian. Science. Baseball. Terrier rescuer.
I write and post about religion and politics. If you are easily offended, then you are in the wrong place. Please move along.
I write and post about religion and politics. If you are easily offended, then you are in the wrong place. Please move along.
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EASTMAN
@eastman9125.bsky.social
· Sep 16
People sometimes ask why I have the comments turned off. The answer is simple; I don’t need to be told 500 times a day that I’m going to hell. I’ve heard that threat my entire life. So, if my posts offend you, do the adult thing and just move along. In other words, turn the other cheek.
Because the skies are less crowded due to the decrease in air traffic resulting from the government shutdown, this would be a good time for the Rapture to occur.
November 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Because the skies are less crowded due to the decrease in air traffic resulting from the government shutdown, this would be a good time for the Rapture to occur.
Evangelicals believe everything happens for a reason. Or it’s meant to be. Or it’s God’s will. Or they’ve lost their grip on reality. I’ll go with the latter.
November 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Evangelicals believe everything happens for a reason. Or it’s meant to be. Or it’s God’s will. Or they’ve lost their grip on reality. I’ll go with the latter.
GOING TO CHURCH
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Christenings, weddings, and funerals galore
The only times some people pass through the door
Amazing how infrequently churchgoers go
But –
They talk a good game with that angelic glow!
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Christenings, weddings, and funerals galore
The only times some people pass through the door
Amazing how infrequently churchgoers go
But –
They talk a good game with that angelic glow!
November 10, 2025 at 3:06 PM
GOING TO CHURCH
***
Christenings, weddings, and funerals galore
The only times some people pass through the door
Amazing how infrequently churchgoers go
But –
They talk a good game with that angelic glow!
***
Christenings, weddings, and funerals galore
The only times some people pass through the door
Amazing how infrequently churchgoers go
But –
They talk a good game with that angelic glow!
Born-again Christians believe the Bible is the literal word of God. But they prefer to pick and choose which verses are the easiest to follow.
November 10, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Born-again Christians believe the Bible is the literal word of God. But they prefer to pick and choose which verses are the easiest to follow.
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And Jesus said unto them, “What the hell?! You actually believed an elderly, bright orange, morbidly obese psychopath was the right person to put in the White House? I swear to God, you idiots will believe ANYTHING!”
November 6, 2025 at 2:40 PM
And Jesus said unto them, “What the hell?! You actually believed an elderly, bright orange, morbidly obese psychopath was the right person to put in the White House? I swear to God, you idiots will believe ANYTHING!”
As Jesus fed the multitudes with five loaves and two fish, grumbling could be heard sweeping through the crowd. “How can this be a miracle? There’s NO tartar sauce!”
November 8, 2025 at 4:24 AM
As Jesus fed the multitudes with five loaves and two fish, grumbling could be heard sweeping through the crowd. “How can this be a miracle? There’s NO tartar sauce!”
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When Jesus was a young boy, before He learned how to walk on water, He was frequently seen in the river Jordan wearing, ironically, rainbow-themed floaties.
November 5, 2025 at 8:56 PM
When Jesus was a young boy, before He learned how to walk on water, He was frequently seen in the river Jordan wearing, ironically, rainbow-themed floaties.
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Every person believes their god is the right god, and your god is the wrong god. Oh, my god! It’s the goddamn god game.
August 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Every person believes their god is the right god, and your god is the wrong god. Oh, my god! It’s the goddamn god game.
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If God is omnipotent, why does He always need money to keep the church doors open? You would think that the Almighty could learn to live on a budget. After all, with just one kid, He doesn’t have a lot of mouths to feed.
October 16, 2025 at 10:27 PM
If God is omnipotent, why does He always need money to keep the church doors open? You would think that the Almighty could learn to live on a budget. After all, with just one kid, He doesn’t have a lot of mouths to feed.
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God did not create man. Man created God.
October 21, 2025 at 8:11 PM
God did not create man. Man created God.
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It’s not that evangelicals want to go to heaven; it's that they don’t want to go to hell. To live this life, which is real, in fear of the next life, which is imaginary, is not an indication of good mental health.
October 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
It’s not that evangelicals want to go to heaven; it's that they don’t want to go to hell. To live this life, which is real, in fear of the next life, which is imaginary, is not an indication of good mental health.
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People who DO NOT BELIEVE vaccines prevent illness, but DO BELIEVE prayer can stop bullets in a school shooting, have lost touch with reality - and that makes all of us less safe.
October 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
People who DO NOT BELIEVE vaccines prevent illness, but DO BELIEVE prayer can stop bullets in a school shooting, have lost touch with reality - and that makes all of us less safe.
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When you see an image of Jesus on a piece of toast, it’s a sign from God to scramble some eggs to go with it.
August 16, 2025 at 12:06 AM
When you see an image of Jesus on a piece of toast, it’s a sign from God to scramble some eggs to go with it.
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Freedom of religion means you have the right to practice your faith. But it does not mean you have the right to make your beliefs the law of the land.
October 27, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Freedom of religion means you have the right to practice your faith. But it does not mean you have the right to make your beliefs the law of the land.
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Incredibly, the Antichrist turned out to be a bright orange, morbidly obese, babbling old man with the worst comb-over in history, who conned millions of gullible idiots into following him. But worst of all, this evil buffoon has the nuclear codes.
October 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Incredibly, the Antichrist turned out to be a bright orange, morbidly obese, babbling old man with the worst comb-over in history, who conned millions of gullible idiots into following him. But worst of all, this evil buffoon has the nuclear codes.
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Freedom of religion includes the freedom to ridicule religion. It is a right that should be embraced with enthusiasm!
October 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Freedom of religion includes the freedom to ridicule religion. It is a right that should be embraced with enthusiasm!
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When a baseball player crosses the plate after hitting a home run, points up to the sky, and thanks God, it makes you wonder why the same God decided to screw the pitcher.
September 3, 2025 at 8:11 PM
When a baseball player crosses the plate after hitting a home run, points up to the sky, and thanks God, it makes you wonder why the same God decided to screw the pitcher.
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When a Christian is “born again”, is it ever by cesarean?
November 4, 2025 at 8:52 PM
When a Christian is “born again”, is it ever by cesarean?
Religious freedom does not give someone the right to force their faith on others. To put it another way, intelligent people who are living with a firm grasp on reality should not be expected to embrace the fantasy world of the ignorant.
November 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Religious freedom does not give someone the right to force their faith on others. To put it another way, intelligent people who are living with a firm grasp on reality should not be expected to embrace the fantasy world of the ignorant.
LITTLE KNOWN BIBLE FACT:
There were three substitute apostles named Norbert, Deshawn, and Fred.
There were three substitute apostles named Norbert, Deshawn, and Fred.
November 6, 2025 at 8:42 PM
LITTLE KNOWN BIBLE FACT:
There were three substitute apostles named Norbert, Deshawn, and Fred.
There were three substitute apostles named Norbert, Deshawn, and Fred.
No matter how hard you pray, everyone you love will die anyway. Have a blessed day!
November 6, 2025 at 8:42 PM
No matter how hard you pray, everyone you love will die anyway. Have a blessed day!
And Jesus said unto them, “What the hell?! You actually believed an elderly, bright orange, morbidly obese psychopath was the right person to put in the White House? I swear to God, you idiots will believe ANYTHING!”
November 6, 2025 at 2:40 PM
And Jesus said unto them, “What the hell?! You actually believed an elderly, bright orange, morbidly obese psychopath was the right person to put in the White House? I swear to God, you idiots will believe ANYTHING!”
The thief on the cross said to Jesus, “WOW! It’s almost like we’re flying!”
November 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
The thief on the cross said to Jesus, “WOW! It’s almost like we’re flying!”
When Jesus was a young boy, before He learned how to walk on water, He was frequently seen in the river Jordan wearing, ironically, rainbow-themed floaties.
November 5, 2025 at 8:56 PM
When Jesus was a young boy, before He learned how to walk on water, He was frequently seen in the river Jordan wearing, ironically, rainbow-themed floaties.