EASTMAN
@eastman9125.bsky.social
Liberal Dem. Atheist. Vegetarian. Science. Baseball. Terrier rescuer. I write and post about religion and politics. If you are easily offended, please move along.
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EASTMAN
@eastman9125.bsky.social
· Sep 16
People sometimes ask why I have the comments turned off. The answer is simple; I don’t need to be told 500 times a day that I’m going to hell. I’ve heard that threat my entire life. So, if my posts offend you, do the adult thing and just move along. In other words, turn the other cheek.
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And Jesus said unto them, “What the hell?! You actually believed an elderly, bright orange, morbidly obese psychopath was the right person to put in the White House? I swear to God, you idiots will believe ANYTHING!”
November 6, 2025 at 2:40 PM
And Jesus said unto them, “What the hell?! You actually believed an elderly, bright orange, morbidly obese psychopath was the right person to put in the White House? I swear to God, you idiots will believe ANYTHING!”
Death is the great equalizer. No matter how unhinged a person’s religious beliefs happen to be, they end up just as dead as a nonbeliever.
November 29, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Death is the great equalizer. No matter how unhinged a person’s religious beliefs happen to be, they end up just as dead as a nonbeliever.
It will be a tragic day when evangelical parents desperately pray for God to spare the life of their unvaccinated child.
November 29, 2025 at 4:17 PM
It will be a tragic day when evangelical parents desperately pray for God to spare the life of their unvaccinated child.
The smooth-talking pastor of a megachurch who lives in a mansion, has a fleet of luxury cars, and is purchasing a new jet will be happy to bless you with the healing power of prayer… as soon as you make your generous donation. Praise be to God!
November 29, 2025 at 4:16 PM
The smooth-talking pastor of a megachurch who lives in a mansion, has a fleet of luxury cars, and is purchasing a new jet will be happy to bless you with the healing power of prayer… as soon as you make your generous donation. Praise be to God!
Creationism is the childlike attempt to explain the grown-up world of science with a fairy tale. But adults should know better than to believe fiction over facts.
November 29, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Creationism is the childlike attempt to explain the grown-up world of science with a fairy tale. But adults should know better than to believe fiction over facts.
Your religious freedom ends where my freedom from religion begins.
November 29, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Your religious freedom ends where my freedom from religion begins.
If Jesus were here now, would He wear a cross around his neck or would it be a case of “been there - done that”?
November 29, 2025 at 3:54 PM
If Jesus were here now, would He wear a cross around his neck or would it be a case of “been there - done that”?
Evangelicals claim they support free speech - until you make fun of THEIR God. Apparently, the Almighty is a tad sensitive and needs His mindless minions to defend Him against verbal slights, like this one.
November 29, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Evangelicals claim they support free speech - until you make fun of THEIR God. Apparently, the Almighty is a tad sensitive and needs His mindless minions to defend Him against verbal slights, like this one.
It’s their paralyzing fear of suffering eternal damnation that convinces born-again Christians that “God is LOVE.”
November 29, 2025 at 3:52 PM
It’s their paralyzing fear of suffering eternal damnation that convinces born-again Christians that “God is LOVE.”
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God did not create man. Man created God.
October 21, 2025 at 8:11 PM
God did not create man. Man created God.
The most common form of mental health issue is the embrace of religious faith.
November 24, 2025 at 2:52 PM
The most common form of mental health issue is the embrace of religious faith.
It’s a good thing anti-vaxxers love Jesus because they’re going to meet Him a lot sooner than those of us who embrace medical science.
November 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
It’s a good thing anti-vaxxers love Jesus because they’re going to meet Him a lot sooner than those of us who embrace medical science.
If eternity exists, it never began.
November 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM
If eternity exists, it never began.
MAGA’s continuing support of Donald Trump is proof of their limited cognitive ability. In other words, they’re idiots.
November 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM
MAGA’s continuing support of Donald Trump is proof of their limited cognitive ability. In other words, they’re idiots.
The fact that Trump is serving a second term is proof that God does NOT answer prayer.
November 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
The fact that Trump is serving a second term is proof that God does NOT answer prayer.
Born-again Christians believe that prayer is a magical way to get whatever they want without having to put out any effort. Wow! If only that were true.
November 12, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Born-again Christians believe that prayer is a magical way to get whatever they want without having to put out any effort. Wow! If only that were true.
Death is the great equalizer. No matter how unhinged a person’s religious beliefs happen to be, they end up just as dead as a nonbeliever.
November 11, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Death is the great equalizer. No matter how unhinged a person’s religious beliefs happen to be, they end up just as dead as a nonbeliever.
Because the skies are less crowded due to the decrease in air traffic resulting from the government shutdown, this would be a good time for the Rapture to occur.
November 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Because the skies are less crowded due to the decrease in air traffic resulting from the government shutdown, this would be a good time for the Rapture to occur.
Evangelicals believe everything happens for a reason. Or it’s meant to be. Or it’s God’s will. Or they’ve lost their grip on reality. I’ll go with the latter.
November 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Evangelicals believe everything happens for a reason. Or it’s meant to be. Or it’s God’s will. Or they’ve lost their grip on reality. I’ll go with the latter.
Born-again Christians believe the Bible is the literal word of God. But they prefer to pick and choose which verses are the easiest to follow.
November 10, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Born-again Christians believe the Bible is the literal word of God. But they prefer to pick and choose which verses are the easiest to follow.
As Jesus fed the multitudes with five loaves and two fish, grumbling could be heard sweeping through the crowd. “How can this be a miracle? There’s NO tartar sauce!”
November 8, 2025 at 4:24 AM
As Jesus fed the multitudes with five loaves and two fish, grumbling could be heard sweeping through the crowd. “How can this be a miracle? There’s NO tartar sauce!”
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When Jesus was a young boy, before He learned how to walk on water, He was frequently seen in the river Jordan wearing, ironically, rainbow-themed floaties.
November 5, 2025 at 8:56 PM
When Jesus was a young boy, before He learned how to walk on water, He was frequently seen in the river Jordan wearing, ironically, rainbow-themed floaties.
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Every person believes their god is the right god, and your god is the wrong god. Oh, my god! It’s the goddamn god game.
August 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Every person believes their god is the right god, and your god is the wrong god. Oh, my god! It’s the goddamn god game.
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If God is omnipotent, why does He always need money to keep the church doors open? You would think that the Almighty could learn to live on a budget. After all, with just one kid, He doesn’t have a lot of mouths to feed.
October 16, 2025 at 10:27 PM
If God is omnipotent, why does He always need money to keep the church doors open? You would think that the Almighty could learn to live on a budget. After all, with just one kid, He doesn’t have a lot of mouths to feed.