I think there’s gotta come a point where everyone realizes nothing has ever been safe.

I want way more Dementus energy from Chris Hemsworth. That’s gotta be in my top ten roles of the last decade.

Turn the page man, damn.

While spitballing alternate titles for a Bigfoot-like creature, I was pretty happy when “The Fuzzy Shambler” got jotted down.

It’s what George Jesus Washington would’ve wanted.

Been dealing with the same thing this week.

I’m also curious, because this looks like an unbelievable post, and yet I put nothing past this guy.

I needed to hear this to feel ok about continuing to write about lone narrators wandering in the woods until they die horribly.

Maaaan, Prince would’ve been amazing to see.