Wesley Steedman
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Wesley Steedman
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Hobbies include reading, writing, hiking, paranoid fantasies, and finding new and exciting ways to torture myself.
Just under halfway to go on this one, but the way it’s describing the events around the monster rather than showing it off (so far, anyway), is reminding me a lot of that good TED Klein style.
December 3, 2025 at 9:36 PM
“Always tell the truth; it’s the easiest thing to remember.”
December 3, 2025 at 9:33 PM
December 3, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Person Man, Person Man, hit on the head with a frying pan. Lives his life in a garbage can, Person Man.
December 3, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Been dealing with the same thing this week.
December 2, 2025 at 9:10 PM
So far away, but it’s so easy to see you.
December 2, 2025 at 1:36 PM
‘One cannot eliminate unhappiness any more than one can eliminate darkness. The goal of government, you see… is to load the unhappiness onto those least able to make you suffer for it.’
December 2, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Basic bitch baked turkey.
November 28, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I can’t seem to face up to the facts.

I’m tense and nervous and I can’t relax.
November 26, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Share a reliable character actor:

Brad Dourif. Incredibly talented actor who has played memorable characters across the breadth of film genres. Total pro who acts as hard as possible regardless of the project, and his presence is a net positive for anything he’s a part of.

I love him.
November 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Fall apart in my backyard.
November 25, 2025 at 1:31 PM
November 23, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Well that was good.
November 21, 2025 at 7:46 PM
‘Were I the wind, I'd blow no more on such a wicked, miserable world.’
November 21, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Reckon I’ll finish two books today:
November 20, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Wynona took her big brown beaver and she stuck ‘im up in the air, said ‘I sure do love this big brown beaver and I wish I did have a pair.’
November 19, 2025 at 1:51 PM
November 19, 2025 at 1:30 AM
‘(O)nce you start garrotting people you can’t claim to stand with the righteous.’
November 18, 2025 at 8:04 PM
November 18, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I need a vacation.
November 17, 2025 at 8:37 PM
There’s no more time for crying over spilled milk, now it’s time for crying in your beer.
November 17, 2025 at 7:30 PM
November 17, 2025 at 1:49 AM
‘Frankly, I was horrified by life, at what a man had to do simply in order to eat, sleep, and keep himself clothed. So I stayed in bed and drank. When you drank the world was still out there, but for the moment it didn’t have you by the throat.’
November 14, 2025 at 8:45 PM
My reaction to seeing this painting:
November 13, 2025 at 2:16 PM
So! You couldn’t dam that river… and maybe I don’t give a damn, anyway…
November 13, 2025 at 1:53 PM