princess clumsy bitch
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i'm annabelle and wooloo is my favourite pokemon
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dad turned to me earlier today and went "I'm really getting into trance music nowadays"
January 26, 2026 at 1:26 AM
dad turned to me earlier today and went "I'm really getting into trance music nowadays"
finally watched Super Mario Bros movie! why move to a different world if you don't even know that they poop
January 26, 2026 at 1:15 AM
finally watched Super Mario Bros movie! why move to a different world if you don't even know that they poop
bruno, in his delightful portuguese accent, as he drops shit and accidentally disconnects his headphones: everything is going milhouse!
@brunomptorres.bsky.social
@brunomptorres.bsky.social
January 26, 2026 at 12:53 AM
bruno, in his delightful portuguese accent, as he drops shit and accidentally disconnects his headphones: everything is going milhouse!
@brunomptorres.bsky.social
@brunomptorres.bsky.social
bought purely because i have to know more about this fruit adventure
January 24, 2026 at 8:25 PM
bought purely because i have to know more about this fruit adventure
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Settings > Content and Media > Autoplay Video and GIFs
Turn it off, now.
Turn it off, now.
January 24, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Settings > Content and Media > Autoplay Video and GIFs
Turn it off, now.
Turn it off, now.
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Be kind to your elders, Lily x Chun Li
January 20, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Be kind to your elders, Lily x Chun Li
the cast is off, the stitches are out, and i am able to toddle around with my new air boot on!!!! the doctor said "we are winning" with regards to my ankle 🥹 pure relief
January 19, 2026 at 3:06 PM
the cast is off, the stitches are out, and i am able to toddle around with my new air boot on!!!! the doctor said "we are winning" with regards to my ankle 🥹 pure relief
having only just watched back to the future for the first time a couple weeks ago, i am now watching the second one and just very much enjoying how christopher lloyd says stuff, it's great (scott) (bruno insisted that "scott" be there)
January 18, 2026 at 12:34 AM
having only just watched back to the future for the first time a couple weeks ago, i am now watching the second one and just very much enjoying how christopher lloyd says stuff, it's great (scott) (bruno insisted that "scott" be there)
somehow managed to do the portuguese wordle in three!!! very proud of myself :D
January 17, 2026 at 5:44 PM
somehow managed to do the portuguese wordle in three!!! very proud of myself :D
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Thinking about that time the My Little Pony comics, of all things, absolutely bodied Scott Adams.
March 26, 2024 at 9:35 AM
Thinking about that time the My Little Pony comics, of all things, absolutely bodied Scott Adams.
soft baby cat happy i made it downstairs for the first time since surgery!! 💖
January 13, 2026 at 9:04 PM
soft baby cat happy i made it downstairs for the first time since surgery!! 💖
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wrestling name: roberta sin
January 13, 2026 at 2:39 AM
wrestling name: roberta sin
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"it was his brainchild" stop it. you sound insane, or german. you mean "it was his idea".
January 12, 2026 at 8:51 AM
"it was his brainchild" stop it. you sound insane, or german. you mean "it was his idea".
immense shout out to bruno for taking such good care of me for the past few days in particular; from surgery, to a rager of a cold, to a million other things, i've basically been five feral toddlers in a trench coat non-stop and he's been nothing but patient and caring and thoughtful 💖
January 11, 2026 at 11:51 PM
immense shout out to bruno for taking such good care of me for the past few days in particular; from surgery, to a rager of a cold, to a million other things, i've basically been five feral toddlers in a trench coat non-stop and he's been nothing but patient and caring and thoughtful 💖
very much baby mode right now: pee, sleep, eat, sleep, meds, sleeeeeeeeeep, repeat repeat repeat
January 9, 2026 at 4:23 PM
very much baby mode right now: pee, sleep, eat, sleep, meds, sleeeeeeeeeep, repeat repeat repeat
i've spent the whole day periodically going "what do you MEAN 'i'm having surgery tomorrow'??????"
it's not gonna be real until i wake up after the fact and even then
it's not gonna be real until i wake up after the fact and even then
January 7, 2026 at 1:56 AM
i've spent the whole day periodically going "what do you MEAN 'i'm having surgery tomorrow'??????"
it's not gonna be real until i wake up after the fact and even then
it's not gonna be real until i wake up after the fact and even then
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more essential new year's viewing youtu.be/7wEMnVpvEKE
Toad Lang Syne (a virtual Toad Choir)
YouTube video by Louie Zong
youtu.be
January 1, 2026 at 12:45 PM
more essential new year's viewing youtu.be/7wEMnVpvEKE
essential new year's viewing www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lzW...
KDOC's New Years Eve Show of FAIL JAMIE KENNEDY
YouTube video by YepInvesting
www.youtube.com
January 1, 2026 at 12:58 AM
essential new year's viewing www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lzW...
2025 turned out to be a real "I am gonna make it through this year if it kills me" kind of year! one of the hardest in a long time, despite a immense amount of beauty and love and joy.
December 31, 2025 at 11:42 PM
2025 turned out to be a real "I am gonna make it through this year if it kills me" kind of year! one of the hardest in a long time, despite a immense amount of beauty and love and joy.
relationships are wild: bruno just coming out with "all tabithas are bitches (according to all the tv/movies he's watched)"
December 29, 2025 at 4:03 PM
relationships are wild: bruno just coming out with "all tabithas are bitches (according to all the tv/movies he's watched)"
essential christmas viewing youtu.be/z84QdJlPpHE
Patti LaBelle- Where My Background Singers?
YouTube video by Ryan Bloomquist
youtu.be
December 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
essential christmas viewing youtu.be/z84QdJlPpHE
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Taro is now a Snail
December 25, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Taro is now a Snail